🌟 Internet Famous Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

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Hey @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach I saw this and thought of you.
 
If Ethan Ralph and JF Gariepy can find some broken retarded hybristophiles to bear their guntspawn, then who's to say there won't be some dumb bish who buddy trolls her way into bearing Chomespawn?

Also, sorry to double quote you but I thought about this a bit more.

Firstly, is there a single case of a woman buddytrolling to the point of pumping out a trog? The closest thing I can think to this was Jessica/NAL who got tangled up in KingCobra, but that was trolls matchmaking and Jessica being so fucking batshit crazy she would've totally had a kid with Cobes just to try and trap him, rather than to troll him. The buddy trolls involving themselves with Nova do not seem to want to have ANY physical contact with him at all, they get as many degenerate recordings of him as they can then drop them on the internet for clout, like Nova is on the same level of physical repulsiveness as Chris Chan and I feel his trolls feel the same.

Secondly, as someone else has touched on, Nova has a hormonal imbalance which likely means his sperm consistency and potency is effected by proxy, this could render him incapable or near-incapable of having children, we could be talking sperm counts so low it would take a miracle for him to get someone pregnant, while it doesn't entirely wipe the possibility off the board (Since realistically, it's a numbers game and there's probably enough people who score a lottery win from only buying 1 ticket ever), it does lend one to believe it's going to be damn near impossible.

Third, Nova simply doesn't have the gumption to get a partner who isn't some online (underage) chick, it's clear he doesn't try to date anyone in his local area (As I imagine we'd be seeing tinder/grindr/matchmaker (etc) profiles of his appearing online - But someone SHOULD check Barq! just in case he has one there) and so only dates via people reaching out to him on TikTok messenger (if that exists.. I imagine it does? I don't use the app so I wouldn't know) or discord. The upside here is those who do are underage (or at the least, pretend to be) and cannot feasibly get to him (As they do not drive or have a means to do so) and he cannot drive or fly to meet them, so he's completely SOL for getting a partner even online.

The only way this might occur is if trolls were to try to pull what they did with NALxKCJFS.. But I don't see that happening.
 
but that was trolls matchmaking and Jessica being so fucking batshit crazy she would've totally had a kid with Cobes just to try and trap him, rather than to troll him
From what I remember, it seems like NAL came across Cobes on her own. She reportedly said she even read his thread.
But one day, I think at the end of her all-nighter jump rope stream, she said her trolls would pay $5k to see her have sex with Cobes.

And then the trolls paid for her plane ticket.
The only way this might occur is if trolls were to try to pull what they did with NALxKCJFS.. But I don't see that happening.
The main things preventing this from happening are:
A girl won't stay at his trash pile
Conversely, he won't leave the trash pile

Cobes had an apartment that smelled good. Nova will never be so clean and tidy compared to the Dark M'Jord rip. Fuck sickos.
 
So his last uploads on TikTok have been mostly promoting his predacord business but the caption on this one is interesting.
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Then there's the usual eating for content so that he can justify buying two burritos because he's a fat fuck with no impulse control. But the reply to this comment gave me a good chuckle.
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Yes because that's the one single hurdle. How well do you think you'd go in the fitness test @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach? You probably leave your door open while masturbating because opening and closing doors leaves you out of breath. And there's no way in hell you'd be able to cope with being punished all the time for being the unkempt mess that you are. You haven't got the slightest sense of discipline and you're completely spineless. But sure Nova, it's just the antidepressants that prevent you from joining the army.
 
From what I remember, it seems like NAL came across Cobes on her own. She reportedly said she even read his thread.
But one day, I think at the end of her all-nighter jump rope stream, she said her trolls would pay $5k to see her have sex with Cobes.

And then the trolls paid for her plane ticket.
From my remembering, she knew vaguely of Josh and it was people in her audience/trolls who kept bringing him up to her, trolls then set to work matchmaking them especially when she went on about going out to fuck him if trolls paid her. Well lo and behold trolls did and it started a highly dysfunctional relationship which was hard to watch.

Cobes had an apartment that smelled good. Nova will never be so clean and tidy compared to the Dark M'Jord rip. Fuck sickos.
Excuse you? Let me first be clear that I have a huge soft spot for Cobra and still grieve for our collective loss.

But either you're fucking with me or you're revising history when it comes to Cobes, he was notoriously a slob, his kitchen always looked gross and his room(s) (that were on camera) had very thick visible layers of dust and he was constantly dropping shit everywhere (Mainly booze). He also smoked (and did other substances) as well as not performing any real bathing himself, we know Jessica would spend a lot of time attempting to clean the place over and over each time she visited but we have little to indicate how effective it was (Since it always looked the same very quickly after). Now, it should be said, Cobra is "Cleaner" than Nova by the single virtue of him not being a hoarder, but this isn't because Cobra was "Better" than Nova in that regard, just Cobe's priorities weren't on "Buying things" it was on buying alcohol and cigarettes, where as Nova spends all his money on garbage.

That being said, I imagine we'd be seeing a Cobra v Nova arc by now if Cobes hadn't gone to join Ozzy in the great beyond... And honestly it would be an awesome arc.
 
That being said, I imagine we'd be seeing a Cobra v Nova arc by now if Cobes hadn't gone to join Ozzy in the great beyond... And honestly it would be an awesome arc.
Are you a viewer from 2H4S? Because you're entire sensibility echoes the same shit I'd hear from SpiccyMCC or Brendon Tapes commentors/audience. Cobes barely could put two things together and even when Cyrax or Gage was superchatted/named to Cobes he'd just call them a sicko and then thank whatever dent sent him money. Especially near the end during the trailer park ending.
But either you're fucking with me or you're revising history when it comes to Cobes, he was notoriously a slob, his kitchen always looked gross and his room(s) (that were on camera) had very thick visible layers of dust and he was constantly dropping shit everywhere (Mainly booze). He also smoked (and did other substances) as well as not performing any real bathing himself,
Before Jessica, he still had the wear withall to go through the motions of cleaning up the apartment, yeah his stove and pans were in disrepair, but he did the bare minimum around the apartment. Check YourFaggotSon's shitty doc, or the older apartment tour video, and you'll be surprised how clean the apartment looked, even with the noticable if autistic clutter he had, whether it be liquor bottles he fancied, or whatever Ozzy/Cradle of Filth thing he gravitated towards. Before booze it was Monster Energy more than anything.
 
The upside here is those who do are underage (or at the least, pretend to be) and cannot feasibly get to him (As they do not drive or have a means to do so) and he cannot drive or fly to meet them, so he's completely SOL for getting a partner even online.
I'd like to add that this new generation of weens are probably just as retarded and internet-brained as Nova is and would never fully commit to the buddy-troll bit offline. Because that would require effort and leaving their own disgusting weirdo house.
 
Are you a viewer from 2H4S? Because you're entire sensibility echoes the same shit I'd hear from SpiccyMCC or Brendon Tapes commentors/audience. Cobes barely could put two things together and even when Cyrax or Gage was superchatted/named to Cobes he'd just call them a sicko and then thank whatever dent sent him money. Especially near the end during the trailer park ending.
I’ve had a few arguments and disagreements with @Galeocerdo in the past, and based on the posts I’ve seen from them, I think the issue is more that they struggle to articulate their thoughts and criticisms than anything else. I think they’re probably autistic, lol.
 
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Secondly, as someone else has touched on, Nova has a hormonal imbalance which likely means his sperm consistency and potency is effected by proxy, this could render him incapable or near-incapable of having children, we could be talking sperm counts so low it would take a miracle for him to get someone pregnant, while it doesn't entirely wipe the possibility off the board (Since realistically,
dude i’ve watched him take a break from south park so he can masturbate. that boy can cum

Then there's the usual eating for content so that he can justify buying two burritos because he's a fat fuck with no impulse control. But the reply to this comment gave me a good chuckle.
i seriously think he does the eating videos not only because he’s fat but because he thinks it’s somehow a business expense
 
But either you're fucking with me or you're revising history when it comes to Cobes, he was notoriously a slob
That's why I said, "in comparison."
Ain't saying he was the cleanest, but compared to nova? He was Mr. Clean compared to the diaper-shitter.
 
Wait holy fuck. You referring to Nova as a diaper shitter just put a horrifying thought in my head. What if the shit on the floor is his?
With the amount of shit he eats plus being a disgusting fat ass.. I really doubt it was his unless he is constipated.

Which I doubt. Have you seen the shit he eats? His bowels would be fucking foul.
 
With the amount of shit he eats plus being a disgusting fat ass.. I really doubt it was his unless he is constipated.

Which I doubt. Have you seen the shit he eats? His bowels would be fucking foul.
I just figured his asshole is so loose he just shits like a rabbit whenever and wherever.
 
dude i’ve watched him take a break from south park so he can masturbate. that boy can cum
My point wasn't that he can't cum, I was trying to put down that his sperm is probably completely useless (I imagine he has a low sperm count)
I’ve had a few arguments and disagreements with @Galeocerdo in the past, and based on the posts I’ve seen from them, I think the issue is more that they struggle to articulate their thoughts and criticisms than anything else. I think they’re probably autistic, lol.
No it's worse than that.

I'm Bri'ish.
 
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