Futbol thread.

[Not A Cat Person]

As an American, honestly, I'm glad we lost. Not because I have no desire to have America be the top whatever, but because if Americans won in America we would never hear the end of it, there would be endless accusations of impropriety. We had our fun. Let the soccer countries have theirs. Soccer is nothing to us but an amusing curiosity. It's no big deal. It's just good fun. I don't even know what teams are projected to win. I just don't care if America wins. We already win at everything else. Let them have it.

 

[Ahriman]

Nigga, we do this every 4 years. The US plays, but we're not a soccer country. Everyone malds. We let the rest of the world play their gay ass pleb sport that nobody talks about for 4 years.

You say that, but Formula 1 is just as popular and we don't see a 'murican champion. If anything, the Brits keep hoarding all the trophies.



The Ford GT victories at Le Mans shows that at least the potential was always there.

As much as I liked NASCAR (before Bill France went full retard), you guys need to start cranking out racecar drivers.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

As much as I liked NASCAR (before Bill France went full retard), you guys need to start cranking out racecar drivers.

We need to start recruiting from the World of Outlaws Sprint Racing.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Isn't that a women's sport?

Thats baseball, the nba and the nfl

 

[A ghoul teaching his son]

As an American, honestly, I'm glad we lost. Not because I have no desire to have America be the top whatever, but because if Americans won in America we would never hear the end of it, there would be endless accusations of impropriety. We had our fun. Let the soccer countries have theirs. Soccer is nothing to us but an amusing curiosity. It's no big deal. It's just good fun. I don't even know what teams are projected to win. I just don't care if America wins. We already win at everything else. Let them have it.

While I understand that sentiment, the tournament could have happened in north korea, and whoever won would have been accused of bribing FIFA or being Infantino's bitch, see Qatar 2022 and Argentina.

 

[Ahriman]

We need to start recruiting from the World of Outlaws Sprint Racing.

Those sprint races are so fun to watch.

But yea, where's the next Mario Andretti? that's what I mean.

 

[singlele]

Wasn't it Matt Turner against Turkey?

Turner did indeed start against Turkey. I don't know why they didn't have Freese up there instead. Maybe to prevent injury. I've heard that since the US was playing their much-worse B team, they didn't want Freese's confidence to be affected by their poor performance.

 

[Ahriman]

https://x.com/appiecule/status/2074258320945512892

 

[Brap God]

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https://x.com/appiecule/status/2074258320945512892

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I had to do it, I'm sorry

 

[Ahriman]

In a perfect world, we should get to the finals against Spain. They owe us a Finalissima match.

https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/02a3-2026c631d084-67fdd005037f-1000--2026-edition-of-finalissima-cancelled/

But we'll see.

 

[itdoodielikethat]

Can't believe some of you thought you could actually win.
Even with Trump rigging the system

 

[thread rapist]

the american century of humilation

 

[OJ Simpson]

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https://x.com/appiecule/status/2074258320945512892

Ronaldo is to Messi what LeBron is to Jordan.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Those sprint races are so fun to watch.

But yea, where's the next Mario Andretti? that's what I mean.

If savvy race people are looking at it, the next Mario Andretti or Max Verstappen will come from the American dirt track racers. There's a whole racing culture, untapped.

 

[Registration]

As an American, honestly, I'm glad we lost. Not because I have no desire to have America be the top whatever, but because if Americans won in America we would never hear the end of it, there would be endless accusations of impropriety. We had our fun. Let the soccer countries have theirs. Soccer is nothing to us but an amusing curiosity. It's no big deal. It's just good fun. I don't even know what teams are projected to win. I just don't care if America wins. We already win at everything else. Let them have it.

Then only way that the US could win this tournament would be to imprison every single other player from all teams.

But seeing that Trump had his talk with FIFA and actually worked for Balogun card. I wouldn't think it is far fetched.

And note that this is just two cups after RUSSIA AND QATAR, and even THEY didn't involve themselves in anything match related.

And lets be clear: this is your legacy now, not the team that beat Paraguay 4x1, but the only team that had ASSISTANCE from your own president to change the rules MID TOURNAMENT for your own good. If you won with Balogun help, it would be a disgrace, but now that you even with your best player and still got BTFO by a middling Belgium team after the blatant cheating. This is your legacy.

And people don't forget this kind of stuff, people still complain about 2002 south korea refballing.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Nuke the Waffles.

Belgium had no trouble scoring. They did so four times.

Because they found XQC's long lost brother to tend the goal.

0:06

 

[Not A Cat Person]

the only team that had ASSISTANCE from your own president to change the rules MID TOURNAMENT for your own good. If you won with Balogun help, it would be a disgrace, but now that you even with your best player and still got BTFO by a middling Belgium team after the blatant cheating. This is your legacy.

Oh, please. They gave Messi a pass.

 

[Red Dragon]

The red card thing should not have happened, it sullied an ok presentation of the american team.

But the best thing ever: both C. Ronaldo and Neymar will never win a World Cup, and that brings me joy. I don't know if Messi can get another one, but seeing two crybabies getting nothing and their greatest rival already far above them is great.

 

[thread rapist]

I really can't blame the goalkeeper, it was probably his first time seeing a football up that close.