Futbol thread.

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Trump should be hiring Tuchel as his wall has done a much better job of keeping the Mexicans out

 

[Clem Fandango]

Hendo has broken his wrist after celebrating. The fucking retard has just taken himself out of the tournament for no fucking reason.

God, what a colossal retard.

Amazing. He also got a yellow card in the Mexico game when he wasn't even playing. I don't even know how you manage that.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Football aside, I’m inordinately fascinated by the sheer size of Haaland’s brow ridge. That thing is fucking massive. By the time he’s fifty he’ll be needing to lift it up to see, once age makes the skin sag.

Absolute machine in front of goal, though. Still think England can beat Norway, but any attempts by Tuchel to just park the bus would seem to be very ill-advised. Haaland could score through a concrete wall with an invisibility cloak on the goal. Fucker’s skill is absolutely insane.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Haaland looks like he should've been cast to play a Viking warrior-chieftan in a historical drama, dressing him up as a footballer just looks kinda silly.
Works, though.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Absolute machine in front of goal, though. Still think England can beat Norway, but any attempts by Tuchel to just park the bus would seem to be very ill-advised. Haaland could score through a concrete wall with an invisibility cloak on the goal. Fucker’s skill is absolutely insane.

If England somehow win, then they should invite Haaland into the team. He was born in Yorkshire.
I know I know... he fails the paper bag test, but just say he's albino or something.

 

[JuanLee]

Haaland looks like he has Down's.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://archive.is/W3F8c
Congratulations to evil England and especially my fellow evil neighbor Norway.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Wyświetl załącznik 9237844
https://archive.is/W3F8c
Congratulations to evil England and especially my fellow evil neighbor Norway.

It's going to get so much more evil.

 

[GaryGray]

If England somehow win, then they should invite Haaland into the team. He was born in Yorkshire.
I know I know... he fails the paper bag test, but just say he's albino or something.

He already plays for Manchester City.

 

[Random Internet Person]

He already plays for Manchester City.

And he is tearing that league up. He is not a human being.

What you should really be worried about is the fact that Belgium is legit a better team than us.

We pushed Belgium to the limit in 2014, back at the start of their golden generation (or was that 2018?). And with Balogun back, I'm feeling a little better about our chances.

Even then, I think that if we do win, Portugal/Spain will be brutal.