Futbol thread.

Brazil has been added to the list of countries colonized by Vikings.
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This what happens when you dont call up the best player in da world my nigga Antony Matheus dos Santos, fuck you Ancelotti YOU GOT WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
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Viking Meme Magic ("RO!") proved more powerful than prima donnas and retirement home talent. Not even Ancelotti could elevate Brazil to the quarterfinals.
 
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I was watching with my uncle and cousin and since he is young, this was his third world cup elimination.

He was mad at the losing chances of Brazil. And after the second goal he was devastated, I could see his eyes glittering with tears. I felt kinda bad but I knew we were going to be eliminated anyway.

This entire cycle was a mess, we never had a chance and even after it started we lost many players with injuries.

And the biggest problem is that Vinícius Jr is a fucking retarded inbred player who should be shot. When Neymar got hurt more than 2 years ago, he was made the protagonist and we had the literal worse years of Brazilian football ever. He is fucking terrible and is a retarded player, always making bad decisions and losing the ball.

It didn't work before and it didn't work in the WC.

Now that 2026 is over, what can brazil do? First is to amputate Vinícius Jr legs and never let him play football ever again. Then these old fucks must be retired and start working on the next team.

And the first rule must be:

No cunt that plays in premier league should ever play in seleção ever again, these pecho frio cucks are the definition of weak minded players.

Then after this I played dominoes with my grandpa and uncle, I won 3 times, that was cool.
 
They just announced this England game has been delayed by an hour. So that's going to be 2am kick off for us. The number of hangovers tomorrow is going to crash the UK economy.

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In case people didn't know, the UK government extended pub opening times just for this match. Until 5am. So there's thousands of people in the pub right now, at midnight on a Sunday, that just found out kick off isn't for another two hours. It's going to be mad scenes tomorrow, whatever the result.
 
Everyone laugh emoji Neymar. MetLife Stadium even turned the microphones and sound system on to broadcast the Norway fans singing over the loudspeakers while he fell apart.

 
They just announced this England game has been delayed by an hour. So that's going to be 2am kick off for us. The number of hangovers tomorrow is going to crash the UK economy.
Worst thing is it's a MINIMUM of one hour, so there's a solid chance that the game won't even finish before the 5am curfew.

Given the importance of this match it very clearly can't be delayed for another day so we might end up seeing it played at 9am GMT if the storms are continuing all night.
 
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