Futbol thread.

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Erling Haaland is so fucking funny to me. Usually when weird looking male athletes marry an attractive woman, their kids are at least marginally more attractive looking. See Mick Schumacher versus Michael, or Nico Rosberg versus Keke. Yet somehow those genes totally bypassed Erling, and he instead got all the footy genes

 

[Waifuwars]

All the Nords have to do is give Haaland an axe and they'll win the game as the primal cortex of the Brazilian monkeys will be activated as they run away in fear.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Immensely disappointed Norway has a nig in their starting 11.

Norway's nig keeps fucking up, he wants to pretend he's Messi and can dodge 3 players. Inevitably brazil picks up from the ball from him, starting counterplay.

Absolutely embarrassing, deport him yesterday.

 

[obongo]

Balogun is unsuspended. Cue Euros seething.
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Niggers are America’s gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They’re not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn’t blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you’d beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they’re allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK’s birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

But the fact that there's no rationale is going to fuel some serious seething.

That is the best part.

Suffah Euros, Niggers dont care about your red cards and sheeet

 

[snowdunes]

Balogun is unsuspended. Cue Euros seething.
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> using the white house to push banned niggers in a sport

muttmerica moment

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Sausage Roll now, innit? From Greggs:

https://www.instagram.com/greggs_official/p/DaZ1sjCmrvv/

https://archive.ph/xnnbf

Spoiler: Text announcement from Greggs

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT

After careful consideration we've decided to say adios
and bench our Mexican chicken sandwich range from
all English shops for the duration of the day (5th July).

This is due to the following reasons:
IT'S COMING HOME

To our customers in Northern Ireland, Scotland and
Wales - enjoy. We know whose side you're on.

Thank you for your understanding on this
important matter.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I wish there was more transparency in the decision. It'd make sense if the decision was basically, "yeah it's technically a red card but we've reviewed all the available data and determined that it was not intentional so we've decided to suspend it"

But the fact that there's no rationale is going to fuel some serious seething.

They gave the same year long suspension of a game ban to Ronaldo that one time so he could play in the Olympics or whatever.

This is consistently the 'break glass in case of dumbfuck ref' so Fifa can reverse retarded decisions to keep stars playing.

If the red card had been deserved they wouldnt have reversed it, but it was so clesrly a bad call when there were tons of examples including Messi not getting carded they already looked corrupt.

Match bans for reds is retarded anyways, the team already got fucked for a game. Should be a seperate system where reds are reviewed for being flagrant and upgraded to a suspension.

The US will probably lose anyways, but at least now we can't say its because the refs intentionally suspended our best player for no reason.

 

[Stunner900]

Glad the Red card for Balogun was overturned, it was bullshit.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

We went to all the trouble of getting tf out of faggish yuropoor activities in ‘76 and retards keep pointing out really good reasons for why yuropoor sports aren’t worth it, but still faggots flock to shit like «futbol», then proceed to dilate over the absolute state of yuro sport.

Almost all organized sports suck but holy shit soccer sucks on levels untold.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

retards keep pointing out really good reasons for why yuropoor sports aren’t worth it

I don't care how lame their retarded sports are, I want our niggers who aren't good enough to play real sports to kick eurocucks ass at their stupid bullshit.

Imagine losing at soccer to cast offs who weren't athletic enough for football, baseball, basketball, hockey (not that the blacks play that, but still), and whatever other stupid shit people play like lacrosse. They're playing our F tier athletes.

 

[who dare wins?]

Balogun is unsuspended. Cue Euros seething.
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American niggers get privileges that European ones can’t get

Also you guys think England can progress or will they choke (like always)?

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

All the viciousness and slurs and muckraking over soccer feel genuinely kinda gross if I'm gonna be honest. Maybe I'm just a moralfaggot

If it helps I’ll repeat something I said a while back. Americans treat politics loyalty like British treat football loyalty.

Also please do the funny tonight Mexico and kick us out this muttball tournament

 

[Bongbongclock]

It feels so strange watching the Norway-Brazil game when the cameras zooms in on celebrities.

It’s pretty cool that Leo and Tobey wants to watch the game, but it also completely irrelevant. I guess this is common in American football?

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Norway might genuinely be the team I hate the most this World Cup by a large margin.

All they're fucking doing is stopping the ball and passing it back and forward in something like that Simpsons football joke. Everyone is too scared to actually do something so they're just being supreme cowards and Brazil isn't even bothering to press because they know it's just possession that's going to lead to nothing.

I swear to God if they end up pulling a Greece and winning the tournament by being the most boring fucking team then football is done.

 

[RacistNigga21]

Balogun is unsuspended. Cue Euros seething.
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U.S. is too good at soccer smh

 

[4090 Chad]

Also you guys think England can progress or will they choke (like always)?

They'll go as far as Harry Kane takes them. One bad game/injury and it's probably over.

 

[Bongbongclock]

Norway might genuinely be the team I hate the most this World Cup by a large margin.

All they're fucking doing is stopping the ball and passing it back and forward in something like that Simpsons football joke. Everyone is too scared to actually do something so they're just being supreme cowards and Brazil isn't even bothering to press because they know it's just possession that's going to lead to nothing.

I swear to God if they end up pulling a Greece and winning the tournament by being the most boring fucking team then football is don

Ro! Ro! Ro!

 

[Adr1anD]

Balogun is unsuspended. Cue Euros seething.
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[Clem Fandango]

Haha, now the last ten minutes will be exciting at least.