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Now you know why the standard chant at any game is "THE REFEREES A WANKER" in EVERY language. You aren't a real team if you can't make a ref fear for his life.

"Schiri, wir wissen wo dein Auto steht! Schiri, wir wissen in welchen Puff du gehst!"

Translation: Ref we know where you park your car / Ref we know which brothel you visit. It rhymes in German tho.
 
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Now you know why the standard chant at any game is "THE REFEREES A WANKER" in EVERY language. You aren't a real team if you can't make a ref fear for his life.

In the icy lake of Cocytus, as Judas, Brutus, and Cassius are endlessly chewed to bits by Satan, beneath even that to be forever condemned to brimstone nigger hell where they get endlessly skewed in the bollocks (even if they are infinitely small) is every ref ever.
I really do wonder about the psychology of anyone that willingly decides to become a referee. Are all the traffic warden jobs taken or something?
 
I really do wonder about the psychology of anyone that willingly decides to become a referee. Are all the parking warden jobs taken or something?
Where there is good, there must be evil, and when the positions of politician, parking warden, speed camera volunteer (yes that's a thing) are all taken up, then evil must make do with being a ref in a sport.
 
At least the Germans are doing something about it.

Italy, on the other hand, are in shambles. It's been 3, three damn world cups where they didn't qualify. And they are not supposed to be Ivory Coast or Iraq, they have 4 world cups. They are supposed to be an elite team, just like Germany. They should be prepping to get their fifth, but instead they are drowning in corruption and pettiness.

As an 🇦🇷, it felt bad to not see the Italians qualify. They truly, TRULY need to get their shit together.
 
I really do wonder about the psychology of anyone that willingly decides to become a referee. Are all the traffic warden jobs taken or something?
I do it for youth soccer, but it's really more of a teaching position than Serious Business. Sure, the coaches try to teach the rules, but when you have 20 kids on a team, getting all of them to pay attention and absorb the info is difficult at the best of times. My rule chalk talks are usually about 3 minutes long followed by a quick practice session to drive the concept home. But even then, you can't get everything in. A good ref will explain the calls to the players in the moment, which helps them internalize them better than playing grab-ass during training.

The pay isn't great, but it keeps me active and keeps kids interested in the game.
 
I do it for youth soccer, but it's really more of a teaching position than Serious Business. Sure, the coaches try to teach the rules, but when you have 20 kids on a team, getting all of them to pay attention and absorb the info is difficult at the best of times. My rule chalk talks are usually about 3 minutes long followed by a quick practice session to drive the concept home. But even then, you can't get everything in. A good ref will explain the calls to the players in the moment, which helps them internalize them better than playing grab-ass during training.

The pay isn't great, but it keeps me active and keeps kids interested in the game.
See I have no problem with that, good on you for helping out the kids and getting them into the game, it's very civic minded.

It's just going from that to doing it full in tournaments that I cannot fathom.
 
This semen slurping game isn't for me. Offsides completely kill a game's hype.
If it wasn't for the offsides rule someone would be camping next to the goalie all the god damn time. To use an American football analogy, it would be like if the offensive line was allowed to station people behind the defensive line for every play. Since both American Football and Association Football are based on the original game of "Gridiron" they follow similar rules. Among those rules is the requirement that the offensive play is not allowed to start behind the defensive line. That is all the "offsides" rule is. But since Association Football is a dynamic game that rarely stops, it looks a bit different then in American Football where each play starts with the two teams lining up.
 
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