Futbol thread.

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

With less than 24 hours until the first match, I'd find it fucking hilarious if there's an urgent message for homosexuals and women to reconsider entering the stadium after they've already bought their tickets.

Bahahahaha called it

 

[La Salpêtrière]

Bahahahaha called it

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HAJSJSHAFJKSKNPL i hope they punish the teams for the fans faggorty. Just like they wanted to punish latin-american teams for fan charts

 

[cypocryphy]

Grant Wahl is an absolute faggot. Anyway , c'mon, USA. Don't make me wait 8 years for a fucking loss.

 

[Hüftpriester]

tfw you realize dying your hair different colors before going to Qatar was a bad idea.

Also, get out of my club you mediocre homosexual.

 

[Manat]

Everyone on the arab twitter is waiting for the Argentine x Saudi Arabia meme game, some people are high on hopium but most are discussing if it will be more than 8 goals or not:
Argentinian fans in qatar:

Saudi fans

pictures of the Argentinian goal keeper is making the rounds in case the cameras on his side never contribute to the feed tomorrow.

 

[JustStopDude]

This US-Wales match has been spicy.

 

[Anchors-Away]

Major props have to be given to the US team. From back to front, the entire game-plan was perfect even with the amount of fouls flying too and forth. Compressed the midfield, kept traffic away from the wings thought-out the first half. Yet that stupid penalty basically ruined a fantastic chance to reach the knockouts (because Iran is an instant win at this point) and showcase the sport to a nation that continues to flake on the concept of "Soccer" as a whole. Especially with how dire the Netherlands looked earlier this evening. I'd feel way more confident in USA beating them to go further.

Wales are gonna have to stat-pad against Iran, because I cannot see this team doing anything but parking the bus against England to try and deny them any hope of qualifying too.

 

[cypocryphy]

wtf. Where was Reyna? Gotta fill the MLS quota I guess . At least it's a point

 

[Registration]

Usa wales match was so bad I wish I was watchibg senegal and holand again.

I had no idea usa was so bad at finishing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

GOD DAMNIT THAT GAME WAS FRUSTRATING AS FUCK

We dominated the first half but couldn't do shit because our attack consists of Weah doing something from the right wing and Pulisic deciding to pass the ball instead of dribble from half to the 18. And then our chicken shit MLS coach decided that dominating the game in the second half would be tough so lets have everyone drop back and hope that Wales doesn't do anything. Oh look at that, our MLS defender decided to run through a guy in the area and give up a penalty. I know how we can get back in this game. Sub on 3 more MLS players. That should do the trick.

US Soccer needs to put its foot down and demand that no more than 2 MLS players are allowed on these 26 man rosters because that was dog shit. And Berhalter needs to stop taking inspiration from fucking Southgate and start attacking. If I see our center forward defending at the top of our box again when we have a 1-0 lead, I am gonna fly to Qatar and inform the police that he is a trans gay man so this can stop


FUCK I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW AND I GOTTA WAKE UP SUPER EARLY TO WATCH ARGENTINA DESTROY SAUDI ARABIA TO GET ME IN A BETTER MOOD

 

[Manat]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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MLS DEFENDING!!!! WHY DON'T WE ADD MORE OF THEM TO OUR ROSTER BERHALTER YOU BALD FUCK!!!!!

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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Sir, stop posting gay sex, Sir. This is football thread.

 

[KorokiKokoro]

I'm glad the one thing everybody agrees on is that Berhalter is a shit coach who never should have been considered for the job in the first place.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I missed the start of the bong game, did they end up taking the knee or did the based Arabs put the fear of Allah into them?

 

[Manat]

MLS DEFENDING!!!! WHY DON'T WE ADD MORE OF THEM TO OUR ROSTER BERHALTER YOU BALD FUCK!!!!!

Tactical foul gone wild!

 

[apolloday]

The Moore substitution at half time was a game changer, it seemed like everything went through him down the right hand side.
The US really wasted a lot of opportunities in the first half when they got down the right wing because no one was making any runs on the outside of the box or overlapping with the winger. Most of the times they got down there they just ended up with a lazy cross that either hit the first man or never made it to an American head. When Wales were able to keep possession in the 2nd half the US seemed content to let them have it because they were up, not pressuring as hard as they were in the first. I wouldn't say they played particularly badly but maybe tactical mistakes were made.

Also Bale played terrible apart from the penalty.

 

[gay]

but is it me or are the Dutch looking very mid against Senegal.

they didn't play well but i imagine most (if not all) teams wouldn't look good playing against Senegal, swole pace merchants is a brand of football nobody likes playing against.

 

[Racist Trash]

Imagine being unable to beat the WELSH

 

[Hüftpriester]

Thinking about waking up at 5am to watch Messi and Argentina run wild on the Saudis.