Futbol thread.

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

Another penalty to Argentina
Fork found in kitchen

 

[Eadred]

This is going to be interesting now. Egypt's defence is pretty solid.

You jinxed it
The keeper unjinxed it

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Ooh, early goal for Egypt. That's probably good for my bet. Lovely header.

I hope Argentina lose simply to watch Emi Martinez cry. I have never forgiven him for letting Reading score 5 against us in the league cup.

Of course as I say this Argentina get a penalty.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

Another penalty to Argentina
Fork found in kitchen

IT GOT SAVED THANK YOU GOD

 

[Clem Fandango]

WTF WAS THAT?!? Messi you were supposed to be the chosen one. You were supposed to equalise, not whizz it down your leg!

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

The hydration break is so gay ffs the match was getting interesting and they killed the momentum

 

[Spunt]

The hydration break is so gay ffs the match was getting interesting and they killed the momentum

They have to have breaks to cram more advertising in to safeguard player welfare

 

[RGK5H]

>first player to miss two penalties in a single WC not counting shootouts
NOT MY GOAT

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Pessi noooo

 

[Clem Fandango]

>first player to miss two penalties in a single WC not counting shootouts
NOT MY GOAT

Why did they give it to him. They showed a graphic before the pen that said he'd missed 2 of the last 5 penalties he's taken. That's not a great conversion rate. Give it to someone else!

 

[GaryGray]

@Null If you need Gumroad content stream watching the World Cup finals. The match is on Sunday July 19th at 3 pm EDT. A match takes about two hours.

 

[Eadred]

Wow the Egyptian keeper is great

 

[MrJokerRager]

That goddamn nigger is trying to use voodoo magic on the GOAT.

0:08

 

[Kane Lives]

The GK is carrying the entire Egyptian team on his back.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The GK is carrying the entire Egyptian team on his back.

I learned today that the American goal scarecrow was a graduate from Harvard.

America had no chance if nerds are playing the sport.

 

[Big Fucking Rat]

Argentina is playing even worse than the match against Cape Verde. Things are looking dire once Messi retires.

 

[1999 prick]

I can’t believe I am saying this
EGYPT KICK ARGENTINA’S ASS IF YOU CAN’T JUST DO IT LITERALLY!!!

 

[BiggestKai]

I still don't think we're winning. Defense is entirely carried by Shoubir who deserves the best player for Egypt. I also feel offense has fallen again after a goal. They always do this after they're up one.
I'm hoping they don't get too full of themselves in the second half.

 

[Dude Where's My Foreskin?]

He really didn't. The Red Card was bullshit and you're a literal nigger if you think otherwise. There is no sport on this planet be it faggy soccer, basketball, or whatever, where you get to put your foot underneath a falling player and get rewarded when your ankle turns into into a smashburger. It's absolute niggertier thinking to somehow logic this as a reasonable call. It has nothing to do with politicing, but rather everything to do with basic physics. The ref who issued it should be fired and barred because if he can logic out the physics of jumping up and down, he has no right to be a referee.

As a grounded player, you are responsible for where you put your body. If you deliberately put it in harms way be it to force a foul or because you're just a retard, you do not deserve to be rewarded with a penalty on the falling player. Absolute fucking nigger-tier thinking.

You are a dumb cunt, and really hope you never breed. Try reading the rules of the sport before crying about red cards.

 

[ChromaQuack]

OSIRIS GOOOOAL 2-0

edit: goal anulled rip