Futbol thread.

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

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Hopefully he does a flip.
Christ, suicide baiting on 4cuck getting that many replies is absolutely shameful.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Hopefully he does a flip.
Christ, suicide baiting on 4cuck getting that many replies is absolutely shameful.

What I don't get is why wait until after the world cup? Does he want to see if England will win (they won't)?

 

[A Mistake]

What a waste of 90 minutes, get bent Austria

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Beware, Americans. FIFA is rigging this so that your team makes it to the final, only to lose and get second place.

I doubt US will beat Belgium mainly because their keeper stands on his head and the best goal scorer on the US won't be available. And if they do manage to beat Belgium there is 0% chance they beat Spain so they're not getting anywhere close to the final.

Spain is so fucking good.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Realistically we can get to the Semi-finals without a miracle.

We matched up pretty well against Spain the last time we played and that was when the team was going through some major growing pains so I'm hopeful for the semis. Getting past France will be a tall order though.

Hopefully he does a flip.
Christ, suicide baiting on 4cuck getting that many replies is absolutely shameful.

Why not? You seen the new birthrate stats? White people have essentially stopped having children and the only people that are having them are 3rd worlders. Society as we know it is pretty much cooked. The institutions we created are slowly going to rot because there isnt the intelligence left to create it and the whole world will start looking like Africa, India, China, Brazil, etc. No more high trust society and egalitarian ideals. Just a dirty, run down mess where everything is dog eat dog, corrupt, and fuck you, got mine. It really is depressing.

 

[A random street in Duluth]

German and dutch NTs have painfully declined since 2018 a lot of important players who were integral to their success in the previous years have either retired or they're past their prime like Neuer for example and the newest generation of players aren't really that impressive interms of quality and competitive drive

Also, the US faced shit like fucking Bosnia. Yes, I know, organizers are always pushed by the refs by a bit but its not like suddenly the US has world-class football. The 48 team shit also made a lot of teams that had no business to be anywhere near the world championship to get in, like all the shitty arab teams, curacao ad the rest. Sure, everyone is hungering for a good Jamaican bobsled team underdog story, but in the end those just ended up diluting the pool and causing real yawner games. In a 36 team pool neither Bosnia, nor the US would have made it out of group rounds.

The European teams also suck, true. They had a generation of players so good that an entire age cohort of up and coming youngfags stayed as benchwarmers, never getting enough opportunities to play to grow into those generational stars with experience to keep them going. Clubs kept running their big names like Ronaldo and Messi into their 40s every game for attention, 18 year old no name fucks had no chance to break in and the ones who did got disillusioned by the lack of career prospects and lack motivation. France got around this only by hiring the prizest of mandingos from Africa instead of having a true national team.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Honestly the funniest part about the shit red card is that it shows a great deal of Americans up for not being big fans of football.

A completely unfair red card where the ref interprets the rules with absolute spacker logic is a RITE OF PASSAGE for any football fan. It's the defining moment where you realise that an absolutely shit decision can go against your team and there's nothing you can do about it. It's the bubbling anger that makes you determined to see every fucking match from then on.

Nothing will provoke an unending display of passionate anger like mentioning the Van Persie red card to my Arsenal mate.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Now this is funny. Time to do a physiognomy test!

MEXICAN NATIONAL TEAM

Verdict: 2 visible Castizo's (White) and the rest are Mestizo's (Descendants of Whites and Native Americans)
Are they white? Not in the strictest sense.

They will be playing Team England

ENGLISH NATIONAL TEAM

Now this is definitely a team by committee.
We got 6 apparently native English, 6 Bantu Africans, and 1 Arab looking moor.

Now, the issue here is the 6 all white lads. They add 100% to the scores average when compared to Mexico's 2 Castizo's which add...lets say 90% to their teams whiteness score. But then all 6 of them are cancelled by the other 6 African Bantu's. So we would technically be looking at a close tie since the Mexican Mestizo's are like 50% white usually. However, the tie is broken by the Arab on the English national team shifting the percentage points just a little bit in favor of Mexico.

So I can scientifically and mathematically say that the Mexican national team is whiter then the English national team.