FTMalding is a brave lil dood who needs a lil attention

[Trombonista]

Yes, that's me lol

Well, the first step is admitting you are the problem.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Yeah. There was a photo posted of that same person that was posted in that thread beneath it. God, why did I click on that?

I didn't even learn anything by looking at it now I'm more confused AND nauseated.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Yes, that's me lol

Indeed - as is this.

Spoiler: I'll give you something to REALLY mald about.

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(As compared to your Reddit history, which you can't hide as well as you think you can...):


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[poggers]

So hang on... if this is a guy, who is the vag of? Why did he have a masectomy? Is it a plastic vag? I need answer dammit

 

[Topsoil]

So hang on... if this is a guy, who is the vag of? Why did he have a masectomy? Is it a plastic vag? I need answer dammit

MtF detransitioner larping as a trans man

 

[FTMalding]

Indeed - as is this.

Every version of me looks different lol

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Leibowitz? Tal? Yid??? Oy vey, we've got a meshugganah intersex larper here.

 

[poggers]

So on that Insta account lovewithsplenda it says its having appointments to get phallo?

It had a dick, trooned, got dick cut off, de-trooned, re-trooned as ftm, getting fake dick sewn on, I understand being indecisive, but Maldy honey you need to chill out a bit here. Maybe take up ketamine, slow this shit down

 

[SoyMustard]

Yes, that's me lol

You should be our collective girlfriend!

 

[Magic Pickle]

Maldy honey you need to chill out a bit here. Maybe take up ketamine, slow this shit down

Slow down? No way! If there's posts to make and then delete, Maldy's on the case!

In fact, it seems Maldy the Manipulator is getting cold feet about his oddly smug appearance on the farms as he's now deleted his Reddit account...

... But unfortunately for him, I archived it long before he could get too shy about it.
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[poggers]

Because then I'd have to explain why my pussy looks so abnormal every time I post. It triggers massive dysphoria for me. It’s way simpler to just say I’m a normal FTM trans man (which, technically, I am) and skip the whole explanation of an atypical birth defect + complicated gender backstory.

Guys what if got his dick cut off in a circumcision gone wrong?

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Lol

Wait, don't go. We haven't heard about how gender affirming a bar mitzvah would be yet!

 

[AskMeAnything]

Maybe take up ketamine

That's a funny line but some deep introspection could actually be helpful

 

[LarpBait]

Yes, that's me lol

so i can remotely hurt you by calling you a retarded hole woman who will never be an awesome man like me?

 

[Breadtop]

Indeed - as is this.

Face tuning, obviously. I don't look that much different; I just don't like my slightly receding hairline and weight gain to my face throughout the year. If anything, the filters I used make me look less masculine.

So it's been heavily modifying its photos, but if you take a close look at some of the oldest ones Magic Pickle uploaded... I think I've unmasked the real person behind this mystery, gang.

Spoiler

 

[souschef]

How come Reddit gets to see your erotic photography for free but you won't share it with us? That doesn't seem very fair.

Spoiler: New to FTMalding? Enjoy some selected nudes!

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Show us the hole, you Fallout mutant. Bright lighting and the camera in focus like a gynecological exam. I need to know how much I might have to pony up to @poggers, and a pickle don't play with money.

What's even the point of doing this to yourself? Gays don't wanna hit that cos no cock, neither heterosexuals cos no boobies and chest hair

 

[Kiislova]

you'll find more trans women with tally marks than trans men

Trans men with cutting scars is the free spot on ftm bingo. It kinda surprises me how little the trans community knows the trans community on some aspects.

<gut went DFE>

Awww.... I missed all the fun!

 

[Vlad the Implier]

In fact, it seems Maldy the Manipulator is getting cold feet about his oddly smug appearance on the farms as he's now deleted his Reddit account...

Wait, don't go. We haven't heard about how gender affirming a bar mitzvah would be yet!

Spoiler: OY VEYYYYYYYY

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Aww, we broke him.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

I feel vindicated. I could just tell this was a dude pretending to be a pooner probably for fetish reasons. They are rare but exist. Probably a tim or ex tim.