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Oh goodness, another Shein haul?
This one is just barely 6:50 long and no doubt that must make you think "Why didn't she just make one big video instead of two?" And the answer to that would most likely be "laziness".

At any rate, and as you can see from the cursed thumbnail, this one is mostly swimsuits (Jesus Christ...) that are then followed by some ugly ass bottoms so uh, brace yourselves.
She's perfectly round, what in the actual fuck!
So starting off we got whatever the fuck that intro is cuz today she actually looks bigger than she did yesterday. She also thanks Shein in this one which she forgot to do in the previous video. She also repeats herself about making more videos, but who cares. Its time to get traumatized.

In case it wasn't already painfully obvious that she's well beyond a size 4 (which these are meant to be) then the swimsuits really hammer that shit home. Spoiler alert, none of them are cute-- and neither is her ass shot.
Unfortunate doesn't even begin to describe this shit. Does she not feel the elastic dig into her gut? I don't think they even make this shitty print for toddlers.
If you thought I was kidding when I said she has a Hank Hill ass lost somewhere in there, then here's the proof of it.
Baby Jesus is crying somewhere...
I really don't know what to even say here other than good fucking Lord :cryblood:
Why even with the fists anymore. There's no fucking use. You know... so much for the rash suit. She literally only wore it once. Girl, your fupa is peeking out the sides! The fuck you mean that's sexy!? The screenshot actually does help this one somewhat, but that's because you can't see the fupa move independently from the rest of the pattern.
After that horror show she moves onto the rest of the shit she got which turns out to include a couple more tops cuz 15 tanks just really wasn't enough for her. When it comes to the bottoms she got herself some wide leg capris which do not look good at all and end up hugging the fupa monster she's carrying. She also got this like see-through-ish skirt that she actually already had one or two of before (she took photos of it outside the Googly once IIRC) which leads me to believe that she out grew those and "needed" the replacement and if that happens to be the case then much for that 4X bullshit.
The rest of the video goes about as you'd expect with more fugly ass clothes that do nothing for her other than make her look even frumpier than those 250+ extra pounds already do.
Oh fuck no. Why get multiples of something you already have? Her face just triggers me at this point. Perhaps the only thing that looks somewhat decent, and I don't mean it as a compliment at all. I don't know if its obvious as fuck that I sometimes purposefully go for the worst shots. It makes watching this shit somewhat tolerable. Black can no longer hide that Chernobyl's elephant foot..
And that's it for this round of tarps. She looks like an embellished pig in each and every single one of them... in the video she did say she'll rock these swimsuits out at the beach, so do pray for the poor souls of Rehoboth Beach.

Edit: besides that she did post a short clip of her watching a show on her tablet last night, plus a dirty soda from McDonalds. Still no update on her current book.
She has a TV and a pc monitor, why not use those for a bigger picture? Her sugar intake must be in the thousands of grams.
 
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Oh goodness, another Shein haul? (WIP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCbgTSkMgOYThis one is just barely 6:50 long and no doubt that must make you think "Why didn't she just make one big video instead of two?" And the answer to that would most likely be "laziness".

At any rate, and as you can see from the cursed thumbnail, this one is mostly swimsuits (Jesus Christ...) that are then followed by some ugly ass bottoms so uh, brace yourselves.
The rainbow one might be really cute...if it was worn by a woman and not a flesh-mistake.
 
So she went on a pity me rant on IG not that long ago.
Short story long, she laid in bed and whined talking some "I might look fine, but I am not!" typa shit. She mentions how some days she's fine and then all of a sudden she's not-- and that she stayed up till 5 am the other night (as if that's not her fucking norm) and how that's when she thinks the most (press X for doubt) and blah blah blah.

She saw a future with Jay-the you guyth! She didn't want things to chyaaange! "Somejuan can be madly in lahve with you and just change tho fast" Yeah, if you're a blind shit maybe. The guy was worse than bottom feeder tier, but if he didn't want her then you know it had to be very bad. She also says that he was the first guy she ever lived with, so I guess its official that Matt's time in the Wilcher house of horrors didn't count for shit.

But you wanna know the dumbest part? SHE STRAIGHT UP TELLS US THAT SHE USES GOOGLE AI TO FIGURE OUT HER FUCKING FEELINGS.
No joke. She even posted the fucking AI's responses to her retard ass questions.
I'm sorry, but if you need Google AI-- or ChatGPT, or Grok, or whatever the fuck else is out there-- to figure out your motherfucking feelings about something... you're beyond fucking help. Christ, why can't she ask it to help her fill out job applications instead?
And after all that.... she announces that she finished The Thummer I Turned Pretty... 🤦‍♂️
 
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Fuck the rash guard! Waste of fucking money like usual. As you can imagine today's stories are just as shit as the rest. She is/was in the pool all by her lonesome again talking about how she "lives" for summer all while burning the shit out of herself.
Absolute silence. No family to speak of. No neighbors enjoying their own lawns. Nothing. In any other scenario this would be peak indulgence, but when it comes to Kailyn it emphasizes just how depressing her life is. She has no one to blame but herself next time she starts to bitch about sunburns.
 
Given that it's father's day, I doubt Malt will get any mentions, and PW will probably get some half-assed mention/post. Although she has the iq of a microwaved apple, I'm surprised Kai never went the route of "I'm Guac's mother and father" to grift more presents.
She has mentioned that a time or two. Ironic, since she's the least motherly cow on here. (That I know of)
 
If they did anything for Father's Day it wasn't worth the kween's time to post about. All she did was upload a few photos from the front yard and that's it. Then later that night (somewhere around 9 or 10pm EST if my math is right) she was laying in bed and listening to Oliva Rodriguez break up songs a little too loudly. And in case you are wondering, no. There are no photos of Michael with Lisa.
What the fuck is up with her legs for real. I've always wondered what it is that her parents think of her. She's been nothing but one major failure after the next. The pool really is just for Kailyn. Liddle Kaikai relates thooo much to Olivia's sthongs!!!
One thing to note about the Father's Day photos is how (unevenly) beet red Kailyn actually is. I don't know in what Chris-chan universe her mind is that she thinks that's a regular looking tan and not a fucking burn.

But moving on, for the day before yesterday she posted some shit that Walmart delivered. It was pictures of cheese in two different forms, one of which is mac. Why can't she make her stupid version at home you might ask? The world will never know *cough*its cuz she's a lazy bitch*cough*. On another note, she still hasn't made any sort of reading update on her latest read.
She should just marry cheese at this point. Its probably the only thing in this world who won't leave her... because its an inanimate object... She's probably not even cracked it open yet. I wouldn't be surprised if one random day she updates this saying she read it though.
I wouldn't hold my breath for anything worthwhile today. If anything, she's probably already in the process of giving herself 2nd degree sunburns in the pool as of me typing this.
 
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Since its raining in Bowie today and she can't go in the pool, she's decided to half ass her way through IG like usual. First its some photos of grammy. They're all filtered to shit of course, but you can still tell that she looks like any other 88 year old: ghoulish.
Will Kailyn make it to 88? Prolly not.
Then we get Kailyn struggling to express genuine excitement and love for her one and only daughter.
Edit:
(NGL, I hadn't realized how cunty she sounded in the first story. She really hates her kid doesn't she?)
She talks about how Gracie will be 12 in a week and how fast times goes by because its almost like she was 5 not that long ago-- which kind of makes sense in her case since, you know, Kailyn has spent fuck all time with her child to have actually seen and experienced her growing up.
For whatever reason she follows this up with telling the world that every Thursday Gracie goes to "gymnastics". Call it for what it actually is, Kailyn. Its a play-place, NOT gymnastics. Don't try to separate the two to look better. Your (almost) teen daughter has been doing the penguin waddle with a bunch of 4-6 year olds for well over a year now at a play-place... but in a surprising turn of events for the Wheelies, they'll be holding Gracie's birthday there too. Good fucking Lord.

At any rate, Gracie gets the usual "tho thweet n' kind" treatment, with smart coming in dead last. And when I tell you that she genuinely has nothing other than surface level shit to say about her sister-daughter-- and struggles with it no less-- I mean it wholeheartedly. She had more to talk about about when it came to Trivia nights than she does her kid.

For the final story Kailyn suddenly remembered that Gracie also likes TV, specially Stranger Things, K-pop Demon Hunters and Young Sheldon. "She loves... tho many different things. Probably things that I'm forgetting... but yeah!"
In total she probably named like 6 things that Gracie likes.
You don't say.

Lastly, she updated her GoodReads! But as it turns out she hadn't even touched the new book she picked last week until last night-- and even then she only managed 26 pages of it.
i LaVHe 2 rEEa-UH-d!!!!
 
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Christ, that's vicious. Are we going after people simply for not dying, now?
To be fair, that photo of Lisa looks heavily filtered.

Also, cripes 88 years old? I’d say Lisa better have a plan set in place for Kai and Gracie when she croaks, but that would be giving the witch too much credit.
 
Christ, that's vicious. Are we going after people simply for not dying, now?
Sorry, I just call reeaally old people that cuz of Fallout and my own grandma looked and acted like walking corpse (still love her to bits tho) so it stuck.

edit: for words.
To be fair, that photo of Lisa looks heavily filtered.

Also, cripes 88 years old? I’d say Lisa better have a plan set in place for Kai and Gracie when she croaks, but that would be giving the witch too much credit.
Its Lisa's mom actually, but in all honesty, and in the most recent photos we've seen of Lisa, she's not looking all that different at 67 years old herself.
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The heavy filtering on the photo of granny is incredibly creepy. It goes from perfectly smooth filtered skin into actual real skin.

88 year olds don't need filters, nobody expects them to look anything other than old and wrinkled because they're fucking 88 years old.
 
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