Flat Earth Society

[Chemical snorfare]

I'd read that book.

Terry Pratchett wrote many of them.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Terry Pratchett wrote many of them.

The Discworld had an edge to it and people would just sail over it if it wasn't for the nets that people living at the edge put up to scavenge stuff that would have gone over. These idiots believe there are literal other worlds beyond the "ice wall" based in part on what Admiral Byrd said back when he reached the South Pole way back in the day.

He made mention of the lands beyond "Little America" and the south pole. Little America being the name of the American camp there. There have been five iterations of this camp since the early 1900's but flattards like to think it's always the same one. In any case in saying the "lands beyond, as vast as the United States" he meant standing at the South Pole, looking away from Little America there was literally half a continent still to be explored. If you put a map of the United States on Antarctica, you'll see Antarctica is bigger in size. So there's no question what he was referring to. Flattards on the other hand have taken this to mean there are literal "other lands" as seen in some of the other posts that they've created and given fanciful names to.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Just gonna leave this here. This guy's YouTube channel is fucking hilarious and occasionally you come across a commenter who thinks he's serious.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Conference in Edmonton is at the Fantasyland Hotel.
http://fe2018.com

Tickets are $300 after the early bird sales. No idea why you would want to pay so much money and you could go to a comedy club for less.

 

[Infinity]

Oh boy, one of my partner's colleagues is a flat earther. He's a funny guy, just filled to the brim with conspiracies. Apparently he believes that dinosaurs died because of human civilisation that co-existed with them producing a massive nuclear fallout and that's why dinosaur bones at museums are brown. Because of the radiation. Y'know, despite the fact that museums don't display the actual bones and only casts of them usually.

Also he put this on their delivery van:

No one has honked.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If the earth were a disc, with the North Pole at the center and the South Pole at the edge (this is the most popular theory among these types, no?) then wouldn't it take far longer to circumnavigate the Southern oceans than the northern ones?

 

[JaneThough]

If the earth were a disc, with the North Pole at the center and the South Pole at the edge (this is the most popular theory among these types, no?) then wouldn't it take far longer to circumnavigate the Southern oceans than the northern ones?

Logic! The enemy of the flat earther.

 

[Benoit Bals]

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No one has honked.

I may start writing that on the dirty vehicles of people I dislike.

 

[Meowthkip]

If the earth were a disc, with the North Pole at the center and the South Pole at the edge (this is the most popular theory among these types, no?) then wouldn't it take far longer to circumnavigate the Southern oceans than the northern ones?

Honestly, I think these people are just contrarian by nature and wanted to support a conspiracy theory that would allow them to have secret knowledge that is beyond that of us mindless sheeple, but they bet on the wrong pony and are just making their own lives more difficult for picking the Hard Mode of conspiracy theory bullshit.

 

[LoverofPi]

If the earth were a disc, with the North Pole at the center and the South Pole at the edge (this is the most popular theory among these types, no?) then wouldn't it take far longer to circumnavigate the Southern oceans than the northern ones?

According to the flat earthers, the airlines lie about how long they take to fly those distances and nobody realizes it because reasons.

 

[kenshirhoe]

false: if the earth was flat, my lab would have already chewed the edges, case closed.

but in all seriousness, why would every single world government spend time and resources on "hiding the flat earth truth"? do these people not think of things on a grand scale?

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

but in all seriousness, why would every single world government spend time and resources on "hiding the flat earth truth"? do these people not think of things on a grand scale?

It ties in with Illuminati stuff.

 

[Lipitor]

Since we all like cows who make music I thought i'd post these here.

This guy is some British guy pretending to be a Texan posting country songs about how gravity and satellites or anything involved with NASA are total nonsense and how only an idiot would accept them.

 

[deviantshart]

 

[yasscat]

quality post.

 

[jagube]

Man this insane we all know the earth is concave

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoIhRmhf0yM

Sadly he is clearly fucked in the head and deleted his old videos - he had this one where it was chipmunk singing

“You are a retard a fucking retard the earth has a ceiling it’s made of glass.”

Watching a concave earth person go against flat earth people is the best lol

 

[Splendid]

I'm sorry, but the only alternative Earth theory that I can respect is that the world is hollow, we're on the inside, and the reptilians are on the outside.

 

[Monolith]

I'm sorry, but the only alternative Earth theory that I can respect is that the world is hollow, we're on the inside, and the reptilians are on the outside.

No, the Earth is shaped like a velociraptor. How else would there be lizard people?

 

[Splendid]

Lizardpeople are so Obama Administration, get on board the Reptilian Hyptrain, conducted by Mrs. Clinton.