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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 82 9,0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 114 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 217 23,8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 441 48,5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 56 6,2%

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Personally, I quite enjoy when Jet occasionally drops the mini-Sam facade, returns to his /r9k/ incel roots, and goes full 'hack_blastard'. Like the mini-arc during S5 when he was getting roasted for bringing on his cumbunny Beth, so he decided to fight JD(gay) and lost; then spent the next 8 hours impotently abusing the fish with constant extremely mean-spirited TTS. I found it extremely amusing, and it unintentionally shows his humanity beneath his Balenciaga adorned, post-ironic, wigger shell he so carefully constructed.
It gave us gems like this:
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its weird but if jet completely dropped the facade and became his past self again i would unironically like his stuff
 
New Monkey King tweet.
I’m not gonna sit here and lied to you I was trying to give Jacqueline and Lauren a chance to not go to jail. If they return James’s gun my gun my babies they don’t realize that they are being charged with breaking an energy as soon as they stole the guns burglary, went from robbery when they assaulted the house sitter and when they stole the guns, it turned into armed robbery. From there, there’s a lot of other little things like vandalism theft by law taking over 10,008 counts all accomplices. Jacqueline thinks because she didn’t pawn them. Then it’ll be OK. Lauren had a storage unit. The detective already has footage from the date. She rented it everything she had stolen for months and months and put in there but the break-in that night anyways, I’ve never seen my mom go this hard. She was even trying to give Jacqueline one more chance not to go to jail, but Jacqueline and spite just despite me is willing to drag her own daughter to jail with her instead of returning the firearms and my babies. And the more lies, she posts the more truth videos I will post. I haven’t posted hardly anything yet.My mom is so sweet every Christmas she would give Jacqueline $5000 and everything on their list all the kids would get $500 and everything on their list on their birthdays about the same. Jacqueline so punk she blocked my mom because she knows all the good she’s done for her and she’s trying to give her one last chance because my mom doesn’t like to see people go to jail or get in trouble like me she gets no enjoyment of other suffering, but I’ve never ever ever ever seen my mother on a warpath like this. They’ll be losing their apartment tomorrow because they achieved it by all the items they stole a lot of it and tomorrow I will have never been married by law. The marriage is officially voided. That means from day one everything is criminal no annulment no divorce. But please I would love for one of these Internet tabs to tell me otherwise like they know more about the law than my own sister who is an Attorney and my mom. And my other sister who is an attorney who’s running for judge but of course Jacqueline being not so smart and hardheaded is dragging her daughter and Leslie straight to jail with her, just despite me and take what I love most in this world my babies she thought she was impervious to the law, and it would never catch up to her. And if she leaks or lies about anything else, then believe me like I said, I haven’t even began to post the worst videos, and the proof comes from out of their own mouth again she thinks because they sold them on the street that they’ll be safe. They’re on camera for mine and two of my neighbors house is leaving with the guns and other stuff vandalism, and all that $500 thermostat ecobee but even in the streamer House video she admitted to stealing up to 50 K and lying about Benji coming from her own mouth sorry walkers. The only word left you have is called denial The thing is I didn’t even ask my mom this she’s 73. I’m supposed to be protecting her at this point, but Jacqueline’s evilness has literally caught her attention. I have never seen my mom act like this ever ever ever ever ever she did this completely on her own. I didn’t even have to say a word Jacqueline is now saying that I am getting my mom to harass people because she’s scared shitless and starting to panic because she knows where she’s going and what she’s done She tried to handle it and the most civil matter just by returning James’s stuff I took another $30,000 hit but I did send James $175.75 for the liquor bottle that Jacqueline dumped down the drain when she got there and $100 for gas I would’ve sent more, but all my accounts are locked up and some got reported red flagged fraud alert because she tried to drain them all and spend all the money on them 🐒👑🐍-MKCI LOVE YOU, MAMA B
#w #criminals #mother #mom #ftw

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In her text to the pig, Alex's mom only mentions a singular monkey. Benji is dead once again.
 
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It seems like Mints is learning the hard way that the "fuck with the contestants" bit ends when the season ends, and people like Drake and Daniel have no reason to take shit from him or entertain him because there's literally nothing to gain from it
Literally all because James Drake had more viewers than the official channel OFF SEASON. Mints needs to realize shit like this makes him (and the wiggers, by extension) look insecure and retarded. The wiggers love act so aloof and above it all, but their egos are insanely fragile.
 
Last night the Dragon confirmed there's two monkeys and one has a penis. He didn't see the 2nd one he could just hear it screaming and making monkey noises in another room.
There are probably two monkeys, one is Luna and the other is Benji2.0 - the video where Jacquline accuses Alex of breaking Benji's back seems to be an argument resulting from him looking for a replacement monkey.

Jacquline took one, leaving Alex with the fake Benji, who he is hiding from Drake and the audience, only filming Luna while calling her Benji since they look similar. He is probably waiting for Benji2.0 to reach adolescence before revealing him.
Female spidermonkeys have a penis-like appendage called a pseudopenis.

I'd love to see some black market monkey dealer leak their DM's lmao.
 
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