🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[NGC 4258]

Bongolian throat singing

0:43

 

[Marc Summers]

The season has been very boring. I am not sure what the future of fishtanklive is, but only hardcore fans seem to be entertained. Viva La Bam nostalgia is not fun for me.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Adding to the 2000’s nostalgia of people fucking with other idiots on TV (and torturing their parents), the barber that they brought in made a comment to Landon after he got his cut, that he looked like 2000’s Tom Green:

If Tom didn’t seclude himself to his farm and make wholesome TikToks in 2020, he could have been a good freeloader this season.

 

[Sankbawlz]

1:00

Jeet bot just dancing in the bar by herself.

 

[Big Green]

I’ve really enjoyed this season personally and am very sad that due to circumstance I can’t watch the final week live. I’ve been there for every season and this was the first where I never had a point of losing interest and not watching by choice.

 

[PhoneCharger]

Vimp when asked how how old she'll date

"..................I go by vibes...."

She also asked if she comes off as a top or bottom and said she's a "top lately"

 

[muffdiver]

MR NEPTUNE, GIVE ME A TANK CKY CONCERT

Turbonegro is my hope, great band & Bam used to shill them constantly. I know they appeared on a bunch of his shows back in the day, they're still active. They're whole presentation & ethos kinda mirror Fishtank/MDE. I don't know the logistical possibility of it happening tho

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I clicked over to this and got scared for a second. Thankfully it's only Vimp.

 

[cuttysnark]

That's Binx's coat

 

[Minorityreport]

Landon won't stop saying collect-a-thon.

 

[Akashic Retard]

0:28

 

[muffdiver]

The season has been very boring. I am not sure what the future of fishtanklive is, but only hardcore fans seem to be entertained. Viva La Bam nostalgia is not fun for me.

They literally been there an hour nigga

 

[PhoneCharger]

Blue Vimp.mp4

Really good impression

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Am I the only one suspicious that Bashir's wives that he isn't (in his words) legally married to, and are all over 40 and live in other countries are mismayr marriage romance scams? Especially if he's broke like he claims. It's very "Salad and Chantal" or 90 fiance sounding if you don't just assume he's making stuff up as he goes along. In Islam you are required to be able to financially provide for each wife equally if you have multiple wives before marrying a second one, which he can't. All four of them being infertile is another red flag. It's just something schitzo I've been ruminating on while watching Bam's mom make chili lol.

 

[Minorityreport]

Yuck-Bang

 

[muffdiver]

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

They literally been there an hour nigga

If five seasons of Fishtank have taught me anything it is that according to some people "not boring" is something along the lines of eating shit and having a "mob of homeless whores rub their chlamydia infested snatches in your face for 24 hours" challenge.

 

[PhoneCharger]

Especially if he's broke like he claims.

Isn't he from a rich family?

 

[Minorityreport]

Some info on Landon's eating habits, he says he doesn't remember what his parents fed him as a kid (uhoh).

1:30

Isn't he from a rich family?

He said they lost almost everything during the Syrian or Lebanese banking crisis, cant remember which one sorry




EDIT: Mints maintaining his physique

0:09

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

Bashir describes chili as “American curry”. The secret ingredient to the Margera chili is cranberry sauce, and Landon loves the chili