🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Alex has been assigned a "sleepover" room with laura and emma. Jet basically implies emma is a freeloader now. Bulk/blane has been assigned as alex's bodyguard. Laura's current roles seems to be to target and control alex to keep him around as a tts magnet.

Bro, laura is an insanely good tardwrangler. Production should hire her. Jimmy needs to be retained as a talent scout if this is the quality of freeloaders he can get.
 
Laura realizing she needs to be Alex's tardwrangler is amazing freeloading, just called that straight from the hip and Production came up and helped her out with it. Hated her at first but her ability to subtly guide the flow of the show is insane.
 
God I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the basement to hear about how they talked Alex to come back upstairs and stay or just know the ins-and-outs of what just happened with whatever was in Alex's bags that they were searching for. I wonder how much they're paying him even though it's none of my business. If I recall, Alex doesn't actually have a lot of money; he gets a monthly stipend or something, so whatever they're paying him is enough to get him to stay.
 
God I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the basement to hear about how they talked Alex to come back upstairs and stay or just know the ins-and-outs of what just happened with whatever was in Alex's bags that they were searching for. I wonder how much they're paying him even though it's none of my business. If I recall, Alex doesn't actually have a lot of money; he gets a monthly stipend or something, so whatever they're paying him is enough to get him to stay.
"Yes Alex, you are the monkey king"
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Laura realizing she needs to be Alex's tardwrangler is amazing freeloading, just called that straight from the hip and Production came up and helped her out with it. Hated her at first but her ability to subtly guide the flow of the show is insane.
Laura is by far the best freeloader they could have ever got, including the retarded recurred suggestions.
 
So when Alex wakes up tomorrow sober, how will they repair the vibes in the tank? Will Alex go and apologize and everyone hug it out? Will Alex continue to be angry? Will they bring Frank in to TEAM WITH THE MONKEY KING AS A FREELOADER?

Tomorrow is going to be a very interesting day
 
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