🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 213 23,8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 437 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,2%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    894
Gumfriend Vanqueshed:

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jet is now interviewing james drake about his gf leaving
"uhh its cool, i mean i was happy to see her but whatever"
WE WILL INVITE ON HIS GF
AND THEN SEND HER HOME
HAHAHAHAH HELL HOUSE
 
Problem with this is that there's always like 3-4 wish who are so weak they only make it a week or so then drop out but then the rest of them would be there to the end no matter what so it'd have to turn in to an ice poseidon torture stream to get people to actually quit.
Production can throw people off any time they want, like Ben eliminating Carolina for "not mogging the carpet hard enough". There will be people who get sick of it two weeks in, like Anissa, who leave. They're working on whittling out the nontent Emma right now.

The remaining original fish at the end of the season split the prize. It was dumb to declare splitting prize money as weak and gay in earlier seasons. It was wrong to frame Fishtank as a last-man-standing, winner-takes-all competition in the first place imho.

Didn't he say that he doesn't want locals because they leave more easily when anything goes wrong?
He remembered they're easier to get rid of too. Plus you don't have to buy them plane tickets, so they're cheaper too.
 
I have a theory that everyone's favorite season is their first one they watched live/posted itt about. It's why I think famous house was peak even though many disagree. I went back and watched daily summaries of previous seasons and they just don't hit the same. Neither does current (but I am still enjoying it.)

Do you guys feel the same?

have been watching and posting here since day 1 and bloodgames is my favorite
 
I have a theory that everyone's favorite season is their first one they watched live/posted itt about. It's why I think famous house was peak even though many disagree. I went back and watched daily summaries of previous seasons and they just don't hit the same. Neither does current (but I am still enjoying it.)

Do you guys feel the same?
S2 taytriot, reporting for duty.
 
Production can throw people off any time they want, like Ben eliminating Carolina for "not mogging the carpet hard enough"
Ok but Carolina is a freeloader. At the end of the day they also do not want eliminations to be too arbitrary because what the fuck is the point of even trying to win if you get randomly kicked off because Jet or Ben didn't like you?
 
have been watching and posting here since day 1 and bloodgames is my favorite
bloodgames also petered out at the end just like every other season but it was damn funny when it was good.
idk why they dont do more of that stuff. maybe the cops got called at the end or after bloodrave or something
but jet keeps saying he wants to do more stuff like that like the space stuff or whatever but like.. nigga just do more bloodgames.

also people arguing about james gf or whatever its clearly a bit and not because she didnt "mog the carpet" or whatever.
admittedly its stupid because james drake obviously doesnt care and im not really sure why he would
now theyre trying to say she left because landon made her uncomfortable or something lol
 
bloodgames also petered out at the end just like every other season but it was damn funny when it was good.
idk why they dont do more of that stuff. maybe the cops got called at the end or after bloodrave or something
but jet keeps saying he wants to do more stuff like that like the space stuff or whatever but like.. nigga just do more bloodgames.
They were working on Bloodgames 2 when the fiasco in RI started heating up. I dont know how theyll do Bloodgames in Georgia though, unless its in November.
 
Now, there's a Forced Scene where James Drake & Landon talk about why Caroline left.....this is pretty kino. Landon is apologizing to James Drake for feeding his wife a strawberry, "You fed her a strawberry? Did you guys have a THING?"
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