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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 213 23,8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 437 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,2%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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"What's wrong goyim?"
 
Emma took him to peptalk

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Drunk mom is comic relief.

He's seriously mad. Emma is being a good sport.
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They don't know if he's a contestant or not.
 
I feel like a big part of the point is surviving through that. I get why it’s annoying. But production is actively a part of the game to survive
I wonder how seriously they take future challenges if the results don't matter.
I just feel like the wiggers should have just flat out say that they WILL bend the rules when they feel like it's needed for the show to go on(like if too many people quit early or something) and to be prepared for that

Landon said muhammed (the prophet, not the contestant) is a sand wigger and fucks 9 year olds
No, he said that "Bashir is a sand nigger who believes in god who fucks 9 year olds"
 
While Drake seethes the twins give a bar stool 40 lashes and play with the doctor's lobby toy and flop around on the floor. I can't tell if they had like 5 shots when I wasn't looking or if the emotional roller coaster just made them act up
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He did look up some stuff but he is not a fan, he was one of the people who was supposed to be in the Season 3 cast before the email link wiped out the original cast with the exception of Binx and Alex B.
Imagine if he found out the winner of season 3 like.....didn't get the full winnings. Man that would be craaaaazy.
 
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Unibrow is talking to JD.

He's actually talking it out and being a good mediator.
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Also James logic of "oh well if I walk out it'd be bad for you" doesn't work because Bashir is already back. So like....either way they'd be down 1 extra contestant. Just deal with it little buddy and if you win maybe you'll actually get paid.

*Edit* Worst thing you can do on FT is look like a faggot.
 
Also James logic of "oh well if I walk out it'd be bad for you" doesn't work because Bashir is already back. So like....either way they'd be down 1 extra contestant.
How does it not work?
4 people already leaving was bad for them so they brought back Bashir. But now if James leaves then it's 4 people again, they are still in a bad situation they just swapped James for Bashir.
 
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