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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    896
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A tts compared anisa to Marina Abramovic, of pizza gate fame, and told the fish not to do any spirit cooking with her, she does look strikingly like her

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It seems like everyone watches for a different reason. I just like to watch eccentric lolcows interact with eachother. Hopefully they engage in unintentional foolish behavior.

I dont much care for the gameshow aspect.

I also think all the "Storylines" from S2 were among some of the worst shit this show has ever done. Completely cringe to me. When Sam was walking people into that small room in the S2 house and saying shit like "...This... this is the real show..... this is the game.." I thought that was fucking gay and stupid. But, I see people cite that shit as some of there favorite stuff about FT.

All of the "wholesome" moments in the past where Sam would give his internet daddy talks to the fish were also ridiculous in my eyes and were not apart of the shows appeal. Yet again, people cite that shit as their favorite.

I like when Fatty is sprinting on a treadmill that can barely contain his weight with one hand because he has to hold his pants up with the other. I like Fatty screaming and convulsing because Frank tapped his head with a door. I like Alex B flipping out over Wild Randy. I like Sam bringing Alex to literal tears over a stupid shaman from Peru story. I like Cole sitting in the dark, shades on, silently coping with Trish tricking him. I like Jimmy sitting like a fucking retard with Joker facepaint thinking he looks cool and edgy. Thats the kind of shit I like niggas.
 
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Bezo just opened the door and walked down into the production basement, unprompted. This is, of course, completely forbidden by the rules. He may have just quit.

Edit:

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Roughly eight minutes before this, he received a love letter that he did not read out loud, and instead just went silent.
 
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No more than like 2 minutes after Bezo entered the basement, the fish were provided with liquor and orange juice. JD serving as bartender.

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Vicky has been pulled into the market by Ben and told she is not allowed to drink after what happened last night. She swore she will have just one drink and then stop, Ben agreed.
 
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