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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 212 23,8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 436 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,2%

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The bot is being piloted by AI. Actual Indian! Some random Indian woman is speaking and piloting it and asking for the stairs. Mohammad spoke to her in some language. Presumably Arabic, but I have no idea. JD, as the Robot Assistant job, is following and helping her along.

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Mohammed was speaking in urdu(?) to a lady who said she was from West Bengal! Here is the clip, he sounds fluent (Thanks to @cohle for the clip)

 
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Jet keeps trying to give commentary, but it keeps fucking up. First it wasn't working, then it was delayed, now it's super quiet.

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Bam is loving the Vicky/Bezo bullshit and he's playing with the TTS. It was Bam's idea to let good TTS's for Vicky coming through to help her stay.

Jet also says he realizes stuff may be going a little too fast too early, so he hopes to go up later to do some "friendship" type stuff, and maybe cool stuff down.
 
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Mohammed was speaking in urdu(?) to a lady who said she was from West Bengal! Here is the clip, he sounds fluent (Thanks to @cohle for the clip)

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He's not fluent. You can kind of guess from his hand gestures that he says he speaks a little bit of Urdu.

Also is he pretending to be Indian to her? Lmao
 
Charity is trying to flirt with Mohammed right now as part of her job as "The Flirt"
Charity's my favorite since she's just such a normie "Mom" figure
 
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Jet keeps trying to give commentary, but it keeps fucking up. First it wasn't working, then it was delayed, now it's super quiet.

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Bam is loving the Vicky/Bezo bullshit and he's playing with the TTS. It was Bam's idea to let good TTS's for Vicky coming through to help her stay.

Jet also says he realizes stuff may be going a little too fast too early, so he hopes to go up later to do some "friendship" type stuff, and maybe cool stuff down.
Bam being such an involved member of production suprises me. I thought he'd just show up, do his hosting bit, then head back to wherever hes staying, but that hes down in the basement helping them wargame is cool.

Sam is obviously irreplaceable but he was so checked out in the past 2 seasons, its a refreshing change.
 
The enthusiasm that Bam showed about personally sending TTS to get involved with the fish really sells me on this season.
 
Jet and Bam address the audience and sets expectations for Day 2. Slowing down and doing some cringe shit. Bam is notably engaged messing with the narrative through TTS. Bam seems to be a very present and interesting host so far.
 
Anisa's helping Charity cook. Piled the pan high and cranked the temp up so it "cooks faster"
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I always think there should be more focus on the cooking parts of this show just because it seems like most people they cast have no idea how to function in a kitchen and they do crazy stuff.

Jet and the wiggers are feral retards themselves so I think they are blind to the hilarity of the Fishes' cooking methods.
 
I hope Bezo gets fucked over. I hate how overconfident he is just because he was a Fishtank discord mod. Vicky needs to call him more slurs.

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Jet keeps trying to give commentary, but it keeps fucking up. First it wasn't working, then it was delayed, now it's super quiet.

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Bam is loving the Vicky/Bezo bullshit and he's playing with the TTS. It was Bam's idea to let good TTS's for Vicky coming through to help her stay.

Jet also says he realizes stuff may be going a little too fast too early, so he hopes to go up later to do some "friendship" type stuff, and maybe cool stuff down.
Bam is already better at this than Jet, immediately seeing the problem with the Bezos escalation and trying to defuse it.

Jet "Yeah we learned that things getting too hostile too quick can fuck up the show from Season 4, so that's why I gave a job on day two to antagonize another fish into breaking something"
 
i dont think ill be as involved in this season as others, but im kinda suprised how refined everything looks, it seems theyre taking some things alot more seriously. im proud of the wiggers. and even bam.

i still long for a totally debauched hell-dungeon where sam hyde tortures autists in cruel and unusual ways. but so far, im optimistic. i think for fishtank proper to continue in modern media it needs to become more safe, and refined. even tho i hate that. i really do want them to do well.

and as always thanks to everyone updating the thread with detailed updates. love you guys. god bless.
 
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