🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Everyone stop being schizo, it clearly blurrily says Georgia Aquarium.
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Strong like Bruce Willis powiedział(a):
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These pictures were posted by Ellie in her new Instagram and then immediately deleted. It seems like they're in Long Beach, Florida. They're maybe on a double date with Jet and Ben before going to the S5 house.

EDIT: Someone pointed out that I made a mistake. I scanned the otter for reference and got the location from that. There are a lot of otter mascots out there but based on the logo on the background of their picture I think they are indeed in Georgia, where the wiggers are.
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The animal in the photo is called a otter. I confirmed it with Google Lens. But just a quick FYI (power level warning) - the otter in the picture with the girls is a person in a costume dressed as a otter not a authentic otter. You can tell because a real otter is significantly on the much shorter side. I could be wrong though so take this all with a grain of salt.


And something I find ironic is Jet is allegedly out looking for a place to film Fishtank but somehow ended up in a goddamn otter exhibit. You retarded mother fucker Jet, the Fishtank is the ones that HAVE THE FISH IN IT!! To be fair to Jet otters do eat fish so maybe he's just working his way down the food chain.
 
Saw this on Seth's stream but this is apparently a leaked image from the S5 house
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And I found this on /bant, this is someone named James who is/was on production in the same room. No idea if any of this is true
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These pictures were posted by Ellie in her new Instagram and then immediately deleted. It seems like they're in Long Beach, Florida. They're maybe on a double date with Jet and Ben before going to the S5 house.

EDIT: Someone pointed out that I made a mistake. I scanned the otter for reference and got the location from that. There are a lot of otter mascots out there but based on the logo on the background of their picture I think they are indeed in Georgia, where the wiggers are.
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If that's the case then damn, it's pretty sad that Fishtank really is just Jet's casting couch.

We all joked about it but if it's really true, then he really is Jet Nepstein
 
ackack99 powiedział(a):
i dont care what people say about Burt fatigue and whatnot
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The real Burt fatigue is from him staying in the same room all day long looping to TTS while everybody else in the house does fuckall so you as the audience are basically trapped in the room with Burt. Post-FT you can easily find other things to entertain yourself with so it's not a big deal.
 
S.C.U.D. powiedział(a):
The real Burt fatigue is from him staying in the same room all day long looping to TTS while everybody else in the house does fuckall so you as the audience are basically trapped in the room with Burt. Post-FT you can easily find other things to entertain yourself with so it's not a big deal.
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That's the biggest thing when people complain about post-FT content, you don't have to watch it. Any fatigue at that point is the poster's own doing.
 
im fucking tired. just give us season 5, i cant be bothered to track every time they fuck some young BPD girl they had on their show. however, if season 5 turns into a shitshow... then i will be 100% on team #ReleaseTheJetsteinFiles. but if they dont cut the show short and make me go ha ha enough times, i will gladly turn a blind eye to their Weinstein antics.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho powiedział(a):
Its crazy how Jet goes though all this effort when he could just start an OF with Ellie and make money on the side.

I mean then again nobody wants to see his shrimp dick again but surely it would make more money than working at Subway.
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Whenever you're typing up a post, have you considered just killing yourself instead?
 
Burt and Jobe did a Monkey stream together (it's Omegle for blacks) and it was fun to watch. They synergized like some duo from a 2000s comedy movie, a drunk racist white guy and a cracked out schizophrenic black man:

Some clips:



After a bit the monkey window got cropped, but Jobe is still there on camera with Burt.
 
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