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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%

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still interesting that season 3 has already dropped off as hard as it has
It isn't that the cast dropped off, it's just that it was always an extremely top heavy cast.

You can see that in the data - 3 of the top 5 are from S3 (and lets be real, without recency bias boosting Freddy the #1 would be Burt) and half of the cast is ~4200 and below which is much worse than any other season. The worst S3 contestants are the vast majority of the worst contestants in the entire series and we knew this before seeing this data.

I'm annoyed at Simmons being rated the worst fish ever - it should have been Predator Ted.
 
Aryeh is the first S4 fish from what ive seen to open a cameo https://www.cameo.com/r_yaycameo
Someone should get him to read the classic bongzarippa Binx(stinx) confession message like Luke did
Strange, Letty is probably my favourite fish but Binx is easily one of my most disliked
Same, it was interesting to see a lot of the twitter reply's pointing the same thing out, that they liked Letty and disliked Binx(stinx)
 
New email from Fishtank support, courtesy of the reddit. According to it they're fighting legal battles, refusing refunds, and looking for permanent commercial space for the show.

Site is currently refusing to let me upload the image https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lr0h0g/latest_update_from_support/
Images are working again:
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This email has such passive tranny janny energy.
I get not refunding subs and especially tokens. Like you didn't have to buy stox it was always a meme way to waste money anyway

A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.
 
In the video with Jin, she asks Jin if they were his.

She is just an idiot. She didn't know they belong to the Psycho
Not only does she have her own pair (so I assume knows that they can be tracked), the first thing she did was start telling anybody who would listen that she took a second pair by accident. Actions of a real devious thief!

You know, this kind of shit could be avoided if the wiggers weren't complete lazy incompetents. When a contestant arrives and gives you all of their shit, put it in a box, a trashbag, something and just sharpie their name on it. There shouldn't even be an opportunity for confusion or somebody stealing stuff. It sounds like they just leave everybody's shit strewn about in the basement.

That being said, Ellie is a complete psycho. That's the kind of behaviour I'd expect out of somebody like Jimmy.
 
This email has such passive tranny janny energy.
I get not refunding subs and especially tokens. Like you didn't have to buy stox it was always a meme way to waste money anyway

A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.
A common axiom in customer service is the customer cares more about the solution than the problem. Guess nobody told the wiggers that.
 
But the fans are not allowed to signal that they know what fishtank is.

The famous house gaslight was my favorite thing of all the seasons.
Having fish that knew about Fishtank but were also in on the gaslight would be interesting. That could set someone up to get Wild Randy'd like Alex B and Freddy.

I'm still pissed we never got to see a Wild Randy/Stickermule troll arc fully develop with Freddy. The content from that could have been legendary.
 
Having fish that knew about Fishtank but were also in on the gaslight would be interesting.
That was Ted, and to an extent Binx... It didn't really work for Ted, because he fucked up, buuut Binx was quickly able to help the other contestants realize that they weren't in danger. She explained that the TTS wasn't a computer, it was just chat, and that nothing was going to happen to them. Binx was stinky, but she helped stabilize the house.

and holy shit, I just realized the Stickermule mascot being Jobe would've fulfilled the "Wild Randy is Jobe" prank from S3, when they hyped up Alex...
 
There's no such thing as an asexual woman (or man, for that matter) outside of a very small batch of brokebrain people. Zoomers saying they are "asexual" is just an excuse to not have to confront anything sexual because it terrifies them. It's also an easy way to be an "ally" and say youre on the LGBTBBQASS+ whatever acronym for faggot brownie points, and its a lot easier than claiming youre bi.
 
This email has such passive tranny janny energy.
I get not refunding subs and especially tokens. Like you didn't have to buy stox it was always a meme way to waste money anyway

A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.
Give everyone who was a season pass holder during S4 500 tokens or some shit, there, easy. I personally couldn't give a shit, I bought the $10 season pass, got more than my moneys worth over the 2 weeks.
 
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