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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    896
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It's a gay show

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Zoc Verde powiedział(a):
Any bets on the new contestants? Are they going to be real, all former fish/fans, or a mix? I really want Famous House back, that was great content.
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It'd be stupid to have a completely fresh group of faces this late in the show. They're bringing in all plants except for maybe 1 or 2 people who don't realize how bad shit is gonna get and how fast. I'm very certain Ronnie is gonna show up though.
 
Content-wise i'll miss Mizzy but I'm glad I don't have to listen to her "um, like, omagod you guys, it's like, um, literally me , sooo...".

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Either that or another rugpull and it's really even worse hell house.
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That's what I think, obviously this act 3 is another gaslight, it probably won't be another 2 weeks of FH.
The house reboot gaslight seems too predictable, rate me optimistic but I expect them to try and do something more interesting & fucked than that for the final 2 weeks, and if I'm not mistaken wiggers already stated they would gaslight the audience as well this season.
 
Jeff's gay denial is hilarious. I'm sad we'll be missing out on the proper finale of the arc, but hopefully Jeff leaves without denying Burt's advances meaning Burt has a clearer mind—AND THEY KISSED. BURT IS BRICKED. This is the most coherent Burt's speech has been for ages (as far as I'm aware). This is insane.
 
Sneedifarms powiedział(a):
IT'S A GAY DATING SHOW :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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I believe they were playing out a scene where Burt flirted with Jeff. Binx, Nifty, and to a degree Payton were egging Jeff on to do a bit more. It ended in a kiss between the two, initiated by Jeff. Jeff then took to saying he thought of Binx (?) with a ball-gag in her mouth, seemingly trying to overcompensate for how gay the situation had become. He then kissed Burt again (over his hand) and wandered away from the gaggle of onlookers to sit on the couch away from Burt. Burt followed him. They both settled on the couch with Burt making moves on him. I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore.

Jeff has dropped lines like "I'd like Burt if he looked like Binx/Mizzy from the back" (I cannot remember who he mentioned) and him mentioning Burt kissed poorly for a guy, with the others in the room immediately noting that he made it sound like he has kissed other men before.

He continues to compare Burt's cock to a snake and a dragon, calling it large and drowning it in compliments. He genuinely seems to be enjoying the attention and possibly even the affection. Maybe it's because he hasn't had much of it in his life up to this point, or maybe he is a little gay for Burt. No clue.

It's a gay show.

Weirdly wholesome for such a degenerate scenario; feels like a bunch of people fucking around before the goodbye.

Outside of the gay show, I think people spoke about Frank getting beaten up by a few people in the house due to someone's screen name but I don't think Payton mentioned her beatdown with him? I likely missed that in the middle of the gay dating going on around them.
 
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