🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Sicko Hunter]

Today has been so fucking good man.

 

[Plasticise]

The new guy connor Mentioned in his entrance interview he used to be a sheriff but left due to "Politics", and went instead into highschool security and being a gym coach. He also does extremely homosexual wrestling!

HAHAHAHAHA

He got made fun of and punched another man in the dick so hard he needed medical attention, and according to him when confronted by their bosses, connor told the truth and said they where just horsing around, and the guy who he punched in the groin lied and said nothing happened, so both of them got fired for it lol.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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HAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah I was a Law Enforcement Officer."
>never graduated academy

Edit: I'm a fucking retard.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Part 1 of the Burt Interview
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Part 2 of the Burt Interview (Good Stuff)
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I leave to go drop the kids off at the pool, and I missed this. What the fuck bro

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

All 5 girls followed Connor up to the penthouse. Simbal and Alex seething in B3 with a sleepy Ron.

 

[Suicide]

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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Crybaby Jon. How long until he begs to be on the show again?

 

[Wild at Heart]

The women orbiting him like crazy is so funny. The straight men shirked away and all the girls are pursuing a gay man (or maybe bi). Girls always get tricked into falling for gay men lmao.

 

[Halloween23]

Crybaby Jon. How long until he begs to be on the show again?

They'll bring him back for the inevitable Daddy Burt dating show


Also, those videos don't really mean Connor is gay. I didn't watch it but its really common for younger guys to get roped into making those videos for extra money. There's no nudity or sex, its basically just regular wrestling but they're wearing underwear. I know Seth Rollins and a few more current WWE guys used to do them too.

 

[Plasticise]

Crybaby Jon. How long until he begs to be on the show again?

I pray to god Jon is no longer welcome after Jet caught him with a phone sewn into his jacket after they kicked him off bloodgames, Jet legit seemed pissed about that, faggot was sneaking off every night to look at his phone and talk with his team of fags.

 

[The Man With No Name]

"Yeah I was a Law Enforcement Officer."
>never graduated academy

He worked as a LEO for 3 years at another department then started academy at a new department - you can read the full document here:

https://www.nj.gov/csc/about/meetings/decisions/pdf/2019/3-27-19/A-004%203-27-19.pdf

 

[Wild at Heart]

The computer told Connor to stand still for 2 minutes so he is T posing.

 

[AssignedEva]

As far as what Burt said overall, I think at least part of it is played up. He already said something along the lines of "I'm going to do something people will remember forever" and, when Ben questioned him about it, he said it was just promotional talk for the show. Then, the cast got told by production to stop coddling each other, and start being real reality show stars. I'm not sure why exactly would this be what he wants to be known as even in kayfabe, but he's a diagnosed schizo, there's a lot going on in a schizo's head that can't be understood

I think it's because he's had to be a "prisoner", wearing a jumpsuit and staying in the locker room. For an addled mind it might make sense to pretend to be a vicious rapist as part of an "in character bit".

 

[Enig]

edit : Is that fucking gachi

Holy shit book Van Darkholme a flight over it's time for a gachi reboot, get Digbar in to write Burt's theme song too

 

[Plasticise]

Burt has been NON-STOP stress eating since the new guy showed up, he has a huge box of welches fruit candy and has eaten about 10 little bags of them in darkness since connor has entered the house.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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Oh shit, Jon is a TARGETED INDIVIDUAL! Every White Car is Part of The Operation! Beware people walking dogs, holding envelopes and talking on phones with decorated popsockets Jon! Watch the skies!

 

[sum ting wong]

Today has been so fucking good man.
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I haven't laughed at a show this much in I don't know how long.

Spoiler: GIF DUMP

 

[Sicko Hunter]

1:33

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Burt is about to learn everything but can't stay awake I'm fucking dying. It's coming through on the black man TTS.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Lol. There are 4 people dead asleep in B3 (it's 3AM local) and Jet just sent back to back TTS in there about how Simbal needs to wake up and take Burt to the potty. (Burt is still in 'jail' and can't go to the bathroom without Simbal)

And Jet is still shipping Burt with Connor. I really hope Connor isn't the type to swing on Burt if Burt starts flirting with him, but it seems like Burt's type is skinny white boy that cries a lot so I think he's safe for now.