🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Norstein Bekkler]

Burt was called out of the ventriloquist performance by Sam and warned that there's something 'wrong with this guy', and was told to get away from him. Burt went straight to the B3 (not his current bedroom) bathroom.

Sam took the ventriloquist up to B3 for a "special performance". Burt cracked the bathroom door and immediately shut it again.

Burt was asked to come out, and he said "no it's okay, I'm going to take a shower."
Production asked ventriloquist to open the door, Burt locked it and says he's disrobing. He has the shower running, but it doesn't sound like he's in it.
Production gave up on the bit. "Some people don't appreciate art".

 

[Agares]

Alex volunteered to be the human dummy for this next bit. This is fucking funny.

KingcobraJFS lips coming in nicely toobz.


Lmao he got Mizzy and Burt to do a lip sync bit after this.

And then Sam took Burt aside and gaslit him that that Driscoll was dangerous and then told the ventriloquist to follow Burt to Bedroom 3.

He's getting hassled outside the bathroom door lmao. This is fucking great.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

That whole situation with Bert and Kevin was the most uncomfortable thing I've seen this entire season. Jesus.

 

[Agares]

Burt's schizo mode is activated. Mizzy also thinks the ventriloquist is creepy.

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

Alex volunteered to be the human dummy for this next bit. This is fucking funny.
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KingcobraJFS lips coming in nicely toobz.
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Lmao he got Mizzy and Burt to do a lip sync bit after this.
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And then Sam took Burt aside and gaslit him that that Driscoll was dangerous and then told the ventriloquist to follow Burt to Bedroom 3.
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He's getting hassled outside the bathroom door lmao. This is fucking great.

i think they were hoping for a direct confrontation with burt, but he kind of just fucked off into the shower before kevin was even upstairs. burt cracked the bathroom door open a couple times and just didn't say anything. should have been funnier.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

on /ftl everybody is bitching the bit failed and it wasnt funny. I agree, it could have been better, but I still got a kick out of it. The Alex and Burt shit was highly entertaining today. Only thing I dont like about this season is I cant just tune in for more than 10 or 20 mins, this season I find it funnier to see the clips and get caught up from you all. It feels too much like a shit reality game show at times.

I really hope the fish dont get to vote each other out every week, thats way too much power. If its just the chicks and the nigga leRone I wont be able to watch. The final three has to involve Burt and Alex.. maybe even Symbol. But not sure if there are legality issues there.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Luis J. Gomez wouldn’t and he’s fully aware of Fishtank and Sam has asked him to be on in the past. It’s also the perfect environment for him too.

probably not, gomez would only know how to act based on what Sam says and Sam actively ruins the show when he comes on, so Luis will just go full nigga and ruin the show like a worse version of frank or fatty because thats what Sam would tell him to do.

Luis can do well in this environment, but he needs to be properly prepped, people don't realize he was a PA on impractical jokers and did similar shit early in his career, if you ever heard war of the roses, that's luis doing the male voice. He was the lead in every play done at his high school for a reason, he's quite a great actor and improv guy, you just need to set it up properly. Which is something that won't be happening if Sam is in charge.

Someone said in the thread a few days back that Shane Gillis or Tim Dillion should pop in

much like Gomez, those two have no reason to be around RI and its really fucking expensive to go there just to hang around a house for a day. Stein's nutty which is why he'd do it. Gomez especially won't do fishtank because he actually has a fucking family and a job and can't just go on vacation to RI for a "good time"

The dynamic in the house is stale at this point i think they need freeloaders ASAP. My idea in fishchat and with the election should be to tell the fish kamala won, and to somehow work in "illegals", aka freeloaders into the house, say kamala has officially opened the border or something and the production wants to work that into the show somehow, thus introducing freeloaders.

i told people it needs to be a 2 week show. we're on day 10 and people are tuning out.

Stein was in Washington DC last night,

Stein was in DC to cover Kamala, her party was around howard and he was going to the capital, its a bit of a hike, but if he can get a ride its like 5 minutes. DC after 7 is absurdly empty, a ghost town on a weekday, and all the lights are on sensors so you can drive from one end of DC to the other in like 15 minutes at most. in general DC/VA/MD is a shitty place to live, the laws are strangely harsh besides MD, and because the "anchor" is a ghost town after 7 night life sort of blows, its a gigantic one horse town. beyond that the COL means only welfare people and faggots can afford to live in the "nice" parts.

He could have caught the train up to RI but thats insane, especially when you have 5 weeks to also make an appearance.

Alex is like the anti-Brian
He is actual contont

no wonder Jet hates him.

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

on /ftl everybody is bitching the bit failed and it wasnt funny. I agree, it could have been better, but I still got a kick out of it. The Alex and Burt shit was highly entertaining today. Only thing I dont like about this season is I cant just tune in for more than 10 or 20 mins, this season I find it funnier to see the clips and get caught up from you all. It feels too much like a shit reality game show at times.

I really hope the fish dont get to vote each other out every week, thats way too much power. If its just the chicks and the nigga leRone I wont be able to watch. The final three has to involve Burt and Alex.. maybe even Symbol. But not sure if there are legality issues there.

the famous house mask is slowly coming off. when will the fan fish reveal themselves, though? surely they didn't get a 100% pure cast. or did they already cast them off?

 

[Agares]

the famous house mask is slowly coming off. when will the fan fish reveal themselves, though? surely they didn't get a 100% pure cast. or did they already cast them off?

They're taking it slow this season because of the normie cast and it's paying off.

 

[filthypenguin]

the famous house mask is slowly coming off. when will the fan fish reveal themselves, though? surely they didn't get a 100% pure cast. or did they already cast them off?

Luke was a fan and got kicked, Ted was a fan and got kicked. Prince is most likely a plant or fan since he knows Dunyay, but it might be a Shinji situation where he doesn't actually know anything. Alternatively, Ted and Prince are an item and telling Prince his boyfriend is in the hospital and giving him no contact for 5 weeks is hilarious. Binx also seems like she knows about fishtank, but she isn't overt and she's much more popular than Ted was. Alex seems to have seen part of season 2.5, probably by googling the name "fishtank," but even if you explained it to him he still wouldn't know. Mizzy clearly doesn't know anything beyond it being live unless she's a way better actor than her reel would have you believe. Burt clearly doesn't know unless he's a FANTASTIC actor, same goes with Smaak and Payton. I think Alexis is really the only one we don't know one way or another.

 

[Merry]

They're taking it slow this season because of the normie cast and it's paying off.

Many people underestimate the power of tension, "what if?", anticipation

It's what elevates good media to great media. Especially when you're in the know about things your characters are not

 

[username1811]

Production just told Burt he’s in jail for 24 hours, put him in the locker room and told him if he needs to use the bathroom he needs to contact Signal via whistle. I’m anticipating this arc.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Simbal is in confession with Sam. Was just asked who he thinks is a 'paid actor' in the house. He doesn't understand the question, he says "I'm a paid actor". They say, no, "who is not a real contestant?" He says Mizzy, and then later Alex. Sam says, "you think I would pay someone to say the n-word, how would that help my career?"

 

[Gilgamesh]

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Burt was called out of the ventriloquist performance by Sam and warned that there's something 'wrong with this guy', and was told to get away from him. Burt went straight to the B3 (not his current bedroom) bathroom.
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Sam took the ventriloquist up to B3 for a "special performance". Burt cracked the bathroom door and immediately shut it again.
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Burt was asked to come out, and he said "no it's okay, I'm going to take a shower."
Production asked ventriloquist to open the door, Burt locked it and says he's disrobing. He has the shower running, but it doesn't sound like he's in it.
Production gave up on the bit. "Some people don't appreciate art".

Anyone got a clip of this?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Why the fuck is burt in prisoner clothes and being held in the lockerroom as a prisoner? Why are the egirls yelling free burt?

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Why the fuck is burt in prisoner clothes and being held in the lockerroom as a prisoner? Why are the egirls yelling free burt?

niggers do crime

 

[Grim_Autismo]

niggers do crime

I didn't ask for the beginning of every ERP you've ever penned, buddy. I see production just randomly jailed him though, wtf.

 

[Foster]

 

[Agares]

Computer is best cellmate. Free my nigga Burt.

 

[jenna raiding]

Binx in confessional voices her suspicions about the show, such as the fact that there's nobody hired to clean the house. She also mentions an email she was sent during pre-production from a lawyer mentioning the name "Fishtank"
PRODUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT // "Ted treatment?"

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