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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Chongqing powiedział(a):
Well, it has to do with hormones that change the body in many ways when a woman has a baby. A nipple can't simply be suckled bigger.
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Nipples absolutely get stretched out from breastfeeding. Some women are lucky and they go (mostly) back to normal over time after the baby grows out of breastfeeding. I think a lot of people in the thread are confusing areolae with nipples tho.
 
Blitzsneed powiedział(a):
With a lot of the scheming and plotting going on between the groups, Smack and the 'jeet (Simbal) are at the absolute bottom of the food chain.
The 'jeet is starting to feel the heat and is about to crash out.
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If Simbal leaves before racist TTS comes in, this season has failed.
 
S.C.U.D. powiedział(a):
If Simbal leaves before racist TTS comes in, this season has failed.
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As of now, id really hate to see any of the fish leave, except that annoying blown out whore Alexis. They all play a part in the ecosystem, even Ian's lazy latinx ass is good for the occasional zoom in gag.

I'm really interested to see how production integrates tts without scaring any of them off, the longer they wait the less likely the fish are to leave due to sunk cost, but plenty of downsides if they take too long to ramp it up.
 
Cymbal and Smaack have just shot a scene in the bar involving Cymbal revealing he has a 'rainy day fund' of candy to share with Smaack as she acts being stressed with everything going on. Ben directs him to touch her, so he places his whole hand on the back of her head. They share a couple of Twisted Teas.
 
Endorsements update. See this post for where the rankings stood Monday morning:
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1. Burt (5,521) STILL NUMBER 1, BABY
2. Luke (3,483) UP from rank 5
3. Alex B (1,566) DOWN from rank 2
4. Binx (1,477) DOWN from rank 3
5. Ian (568) UP from rank 12
6. Mizzy (442) DOWN from rank 4
7. Payton (307) UP from rank 11
8. Ted (259) DOWN from rank 6
9. Smaack (252) DOWN from rank 8
10. Alexis (208) DOWN from rank 7
11. Simbal (155) DOWN from rank 9
12.La'Ron (105) DOWN from rank 10

The top 4 make a lot of sense to me, we're all Burt Squirters, it's obvious why he's up top, Luke really impressed a lot of viewers last night, Alex has grown on us all as we've received a bigger dose of his personality and Binx got a lot of sympathy yesterday in her confessional. I have no fucking clue why Ian rose so much, he's done less than even Mauro. No idea why Simbal has more endorsements than anyone at this point, maybe there's some seething jeets watching desperate to give him a W.
 
S.C.U.D. powiedział(a):
I have no fucking clue why Ian rose so much, he's done less than even Mauro.
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In any previous season he’d just be another nontent decoration, but this time when everyone is way more high energy he stands out for how much he doesn’t care about anything. Him eating last night alone while everything was blowing up was funny as fuck.
 
After this interaction (didn't clip the whole conversation).

Mizzy wanted to change the alliance's vote to Simbal. Payton also wanted to, saying that he was always her first choice when it came to voting someone out.
Binx talked in the loft with them (with Ron and later Alexis joining) to convince them to stay on their original plan to vote out Smack. They also talked about the possibility that Simbal might be given immunity by production no matter what to keep him and Luke in the house together, so voting Smack out first is the best decision. Seems like they're all in agreement again on the original plan
 
Ben said he wants everyone to do Confessional today. Simbal is the first to go in and immediately kills a spider. He again tries to get Luke kicked but Ben pushes back, gassing him up again. He tries negotiating, by saying that if he gets kicked off first, it's only fair if Luke goes with him. Ben tries to assuage his concerns and he leaves, seemingly feeling good about everything and buying Ben's hints that Famous House is in the Hulu Top Ten Programs.

Reminder that the clips page exists on the site. It's a bit buggy, but if you want to find something that happened recently, just sort by newest. You may need to go through a few pages to get a given segment as many users will clip things that more or less overlap. Not as good as actually clipping and archiving yourself but it's better than nothing.

By default, clips are sorted by hottest so if you're attracted to any of the maladjusted apes just stay there and you'll find any accidental nudity/masturbation clips that have occured.
 
PyrrhicRustle powiedział(a):
In any previous season he’d just be another nontent decoration, but this time when everyone is way more high energy he stands out for how much he doesn’t care about anything. Him eating last night alone while everything was blowing up was funny as fuck.
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Yeah this is pretty much why I'm on team Ian. Him just chilling and riding out the drama by having a snack last night was great, that would probably be my reaction too. Of course I also like Burt and Alex because they're fuckin crazy, but I like to pick underdogs so I'm going with Ian.

Props to everyone for keeping the thread updated with happenings, I can't watch this all day so it's great to come in here for a recap.
 
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