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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    896
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Some random guy on 4chan made a post linking to an unlisted video containing the missing 16th clip of the season 2 edit. No idea if this is the editor leaking it but it was uploaded 6 hours before the post on 4chan. The clip is of the swamp triathlon and Jimmy attacking Taylor.
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Edit: the video is no private but fortunately I archived it.
 

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Some random guy on 4chan made a post linking to an unlisted video containing the missing 16th clip of the season 2 edit. No idea if this is the editor leaking it but it was uploaded 6 hours before the post on 4chan. The clip is of the swamp triathlon and Jimmy attacking Taylor.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tcBScP_qO7IArchive:
clip 16(1).mp4
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Holy shit, Swamp Thing was on Season 2 and no one told me?
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans powiedział(a):
i too dont hate josie, i just think that most of the time she doesnt make interesting content.
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On that topic I'm gonna share an anvil hot take here but I know Josie mentioned being cast for 2.5 and turning it down...
If they cast Josie in Tayleigh's spot, Xavier would riff off a three minute monologue and pause for Josie and all she would say is "I dunno about that...." or "haha" or "that's pretty wild..." She is only entertaining when she is alone or alone with someone she knows very well so all the new faces and lack of cameras in secluded areas would shut her down.
Tayleigh Jimfacing was terrible but at least she would make a stilted attempt to respond to Xavier with reasoned thoughts and responses. Tayleigh is hated but at least she wasn't dead weight.
 
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On that topic I'm gonna share an anvil hot take here but I know Josie mentioned being cast for 2.5 and turning it down...
If they cast Josie in Tayleigh's spot, Xavier would riff off a three minute monologue and pause for Josie and all she would say is "I dunno about that...." or "haha" or "that's pretty wild..." She is only entertaining when she is alone or alone with someone she knows very well so all the new faces and lack of cameras in secluded areas would shut her down.
Tayleigh Jimfacing was terrible but at least she would make a stilted attempt to respond to Xavier with reasoned thoughts and responses. Tayleigh is hated but at least she wasn't dead weight.
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I think Tayleigh would have been cast regardless since she was the 2nd most popular streamer behind Josie. Gotta milk those paypigs.
 
I don't expect anything special to happen but Josie is doing a Twitch stream tonight in lieu of a regularly scheduled stream tomorrow. It's supposed to be karaoke but she's talked about not knowing how to do beer pong so far.

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He's going to fuck it all up before it starts. Nobody gives a fuck about josie in something like this. what, shes going to ddr dance and stim in the corner and get killed in 5 seconds? pass. If anyone else could be on this it would be brian.
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Agreed, it makes no sense. If Ice wanted Josie on then he would have asked for her, Jon wants his pals on so he can have a team going in. If they have any actual rules, Jon is going to break them and throw a fit over it.
 
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Taylor just nuked all of her photos with TJ and posted this.
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I guess we know why she moved back to Florida.
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The one time TJ makes a decision for himself and he commits adultery. What a twist.

Edit: just realized this makes TJ’s forced self improvement arc from season two even more gay and pointless lol
 
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Taylor just nuked all of her photos with TJ and posted this.
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I guess we know why she moved back to Florida.
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You know that this reminds me of? I don't know if any of you ever followed Mumkey Jones but he was this guy who made videos on Elliot Rodger and he was like 5'5" not great looking and he managed to find a really cute girl with a great job through his videos then cheated on her with a druggie woman who had previously groomed a 15 year old boy. I think weird maladjusted nerd types can't handle having cute gfs.
 
I really feel bad for Taylor because she gave up everything to be with him. She moved all the way to Michigan after only knowing him for five days on a game show and visiting him for a couple of days. She left all of her family and friends behind just to take a chance on love. Taylor's life in Florida was clearly quite bleak. Her mom's an alcoholic and she was living in her grandma's mold infested house. She was clearly white trash and upgraded with TJ upper middle class Midwestern family.

Throughout their entire relationship, people have always insinuated that Taylor was being malicious and didn't actually like him or have made rumors about her cucking him. It was always: "she's using him for his 50k" or "she's just using him to build his streaming career". As soon as she reveled that she moved back to Florida, people immediately went back to saying that she used his 50k or that she cheated on him. The 4chan threads with filled to the brim with people saying she cheated on him with various members of production. I thought it was kind of odd that Taylor was still following him and hadn't deleted of of her pictures with him after she moved. She most have gotten fed up with people saying that she was at fault.

Whatever TJ did has to be the biggest fumble in fishtank history. You could see the way she acted around him during 2.5 and could tell that she was really in love with him. I remember she took a week of streaming after he broke his arm to take care of him. I honestly think she would have married him if he didn't fuck up.
 
personally I'm shocked that a degenerate porn addicted autist would cheat on a random girl he meet on an internet show.

love is truly dead bros. *sigh*
 
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