🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

TJ having a triple digit IQ is crazy

 

[CoolFool]

Sam: These two are the smartest *points to Tay and Jimmy*

Sam: *notices Jimmy smoking*... Are you smoking cat nip?

Jimmy: Yes.

Sam: You have to stop that

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Jimmy's constant need to be the center of attention or else he has a meltdown causing all of production to have to plan around his retarded ass and treat him with kid gloves puts him firmly in D tier for me. In fact I do not like a single Fish that is left, not one of them has a personality that makes me want them to win, or to overcome the odds. I'd be happy seeing them suffer, but they are all so placid and boring that even bits designed to make them suffer fall flat.

 

[No Face]

jimmy getting a 126 while high on catnip. thats just a fraction of his true power

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Now Nurse Josie is handing out autism tests.



While filling out the test, Brittany remarks that she thinks she's taken this before. Jimmy finishes first, followed by Tai and Tay again.

 

[Marche]

Dumbgay is actually seething a lil bit.

 

[Mr.F]

Sam: These two are the smartest *points to Tay and Jimmy*

Sam: *notices Jimmy smoking*... Are you smoking cat nip?

Jimmy: Yes.

Sam: You have to stop that

That made me snortlaugh lmao thanks. Jimmy being smart-retard really makes sense.

Tay scored surprisingly high, I wonder what kind of test they took and if production just made up the numbers to guide content.

Dumbgay is actually seething a lil bit.

Blacks and gays hate being reminded of their stupidity, niggerfaggot should be happy to be barely over the mentally retarded threshold.

 

[Marche]

I'm pretty sure the test was one of those online tests so not exactly an accurate representation but at the same time since they all took it it is comparable between the fish.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

If I had to guess iqs of all the fish:
1 - Brian/Cole
2 - Jimmy
3 - Tay / Shinji
4 - Delaney / Tai
5- Meg / Taylor / Bug Eater
Below average IQ
5 - Summer / JC
6 - TJ
7 - Trish
Functionally retarded
8 - annoying gay nigger

I am confident in these rankings. Brian is clearly intelligent as is Cole. Jimmy as well, he's just mentally damaged. TJ is a simpleton. Trish is very stupid, but the gay nigger is the dumbest person I have ever had to be subjected to.

 

[CoolFool]

That made me snortlaugh lmao thanks. Jimmy being smart-retard really makes sense.

Tay scored surprisingly high, I wonder what kind of test they took and if production just made up the numbers to guide content.

TBH I'm not surprised that Tay scored the highest, from what I've seen she seems quick on her feet, well read, and she has demonstrated critical thinking skills in challenges. And from what she's said, she took school seriously and was a straight A student. Doesn't mean she's a literal genius, but it does show she isn't stupid. At the very least, it shows she knows how to take tests.

Jimmy doing well also isn't surprising to me. Jimmy actually comes across as very smart, but it's overshadowed by him being a mentally disturbed sped. Many such cases.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

As soon as Toys came back on, a flood of cigarette deliveries came in for everyone. Jimmy got well over a whole pack alone, as well as a lot more for everyone else. A bunch of snack and loot crates came in as well. A lot of money spent right there. Jet literally has spent the last 10 minutes calling out deliveries and the names of the buyers


Tay also gets Shark Attack and is made to rub bean dip all over her face, and Brittany is made to clean the bar.

Everyone got deliveries except for Dumb Gay

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

I'm pretty sure the test was one of those online tests so not exactly an accurate representation but at the same time since they all took it it is comparable between the fish.

Dumbgay being proven a sub 85 IQ nigger leads me to believe this was a perfectly calibrated IQ test

 

[Baklava]

センパー・フィデリス、我が軍の皆さんへ。


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made a wallpaper in ms paint out of this, thank you


edit: bonus wallpaper slapped together from TJ's nutty professor review on letterboxd

 

[C. Cactus]

The IQ results are almost exactly what I expected them to be. I remember Tay saying she was her high school's valedictorian, so that makes sense. Duanye is unsurprisingly an idiot. Did they finish the autism tests yet? I'm curious what the results are on those. They are all being given a lot of cigarettes. Each time they get one, the crew announces which audience member paid for it over radio. Is this a bit?

Almost all the fish predicting that Shinji would score the highest despite him having a language barrier, saying multiple times during the show that he was bad at school, and being a literal pornstar, made me laugh. That "Japanese people are smart" bias runs deep. His score wasn't bad at all, but of course he wasn't gonna be a secret genius.

 

[Jobama]

You are as smart as Kanye if you think the iq test was real. Remember the Season 1 test were Josie got a 125 IQ? Also I never heard anyone mention this sin this thread but a a couple of days ago TJ was talking about how he had qualified to be a nuclear sub technician but the navy never got back to him after he took a psych test. His RYM reviews show he can write when he wants to he's just very autistic.

 

[Woland]

Chud Gang with the two highest IQs, not surprised... Tayleigh and Jimmy being the final two would be kino.

I haven't seen anyone mention this, yesterday Tayleigh was asked via TTS if she is a lesbian because she didn't like TJ. She responded saying she feels nothing for TJ but feels "something slightly" for someone in the house but she won't say who. Could it be Jimmy??

 

[C. Cactus]

Jet has rung the bell and placed Jimmy and TJ in a beef. It might have been paid for by the audience, because there is a "force beef" fishtoy. They both have to face the women fish and the camera and explain why they are more likable to women. TJ goes first and starts by saying that he's "safer". Jimmy starts out by calling himself the "boss nigger". Very different approaches.

Jimmy is shirtless and wearing wrapping paper bows on his nipples.

 

[CoolFool]

Jimmy says his mom would make him give her back massages. I hope he's joking but he didn't seem to be. Eugh.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Ain't no way any of these people have 130 iq.

it makes sense, jimmy and tay being imageboard tier and knowing about linux means they were probably gifted/tranny tier in school meaning they probably were around that level.

Also I never heard anyone mention this sin this thread but a a couple of days ago TJ was talking about how he had qualified to be a nuclear sub technician but the navy never got back to him after he took a psych test.

you clearly never took the asvab, anyone that got a 500 in math on the sat could qualify for nuclear sub technician, very few people both a. are willing to enlist and b. have even average intelligence. the math section is literally all 4 function math. the english part literally involves knowing when to use capital letters or tenses.

Very different approaches

"A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy"

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Someone paid to have Jimmy and TJ initiate beef. They have to plead their case to all the women in the world why they're an ally. The women in the house get to vote on who wins afterwards.



Jimmy is the sort of guy who spends time in the Women Hate thread, so naturally, TJ wins. Jimmy even calls women hussies during his speech, and openly talks about consent and says he's pretty much harmless unless you make him mad. While the beef is happening, a poll goes up asking who you'd rather let your daughter date.


The winner is no surprise.