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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Fatty and Jon planning to fuck with Letty even more if she's in the last 2, they both won't stop bringing her up out of nowhere. I truly worry just how far they're going to go. Fatty is sucking up to Jon hard.

Jason stuck his head in and called Vance to the basement, also said whoever breeds with Fatty will get 10 fishbux. Jon relayed this information to Letty who is cleaning the walls in her room, and she said there's no amount of fishbux that she would do that.

If Letty's in the last 2 they should bring in 2 more freeloaders who will fuck with the other fish exclusively, since Fatty and Jon are obsessed with Letty. It's the only way it would be fair but they won't do it.

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Fatty sprayed a squirt gun full of soap and water and almost hit Josie on the couch. He apologised for almost hitting her with soap and water...
 
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I think it is or will be rigged for Vance.

This morning, actually afternoon, when Jet was in the bedroom with Vance and just before he left Jet gave Vance a drink or snack or something and said something like "It's from a special fan I'm sure you can guess who" and gave a big gay smirk. Jet's latent homosexual tendencies are amplified by Vance and him being Jet's Mary-Sue for the tank leads me to believe he, and potentially Sam, will force a Vance win.

I wish Jon didn't come back he adds nothing and just yells at Letty for no reason when he isn't being yanked into the ham planet's gravitational pull.

The show has had ups and downs and overall, I've enjoyed it. But if Vance makes it to final 2, or worse yet wins, I will be officially MATI.
 
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Josie should lose for the sole reason of having this craterous fanbase that spawned around her.
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Full transparency: I'm ok with a Josie win.
Vance is extremely boring and has been throughout excepting a few notable moments, how he's still around is beyond me. He isn't going to ramp it up as we get closer and lost a physical challenge to Josie. He's a loser afraid of getting his beard buzzed.
Gotta go.
 
Fat faggot dumps soap on Letty's stuff when she's gone, now asks Jon to bring up sriracha sauce to dump too. Letty lives rent free in these faggots' heads. Will never touch Vance's or Josie's stuff, classic case of Letty Derangement Syndrome.

Edit: the results of his actions

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Fat faggot dumps soap on Letty's stuff when she's gone, now asks Jon to bring up sriracha sauce to dump too. Letty lives rent free in these faggots' heads. Will never touch Vance's or Josie's stuff, classic case of Letty Derangement Syndrome.

Edit: the results of his actions

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To add to this, a TTS came in while he was doing this, "Imagine being so pathetic people set up a gofundme just so you can survive".

Fatty says nothing, finishes spraying sriracha on Letty's things, throws the bottle at the wall and walks out of the room.
I think that TTS got to him because he was excited and giddy about the piece of art he was about to create until he heard that.

He then walks into his room and goes into the bathroom without saying anything.
 
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1. He's going to try and rape Letty

2. couch is going to slide and cause someone to fall or they'll slip on the cursed 3rd step and break something

3. The only one that'll work for an extended period unless one of them taps out once the blackout flashes start happening

4. Hypothermia or someone will piss and shit in the pool making it a total biohazard 1684018934143822.png


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Chris has dumped soap all over Letty's bed and closet, then did the same with some sauce and wrote "CUNT" on the wall with it.
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Congrats Fat Letty. Now you gave normal Letty proper justification to actually smear pee pee all over your stuff instead of her usual attempting to setup an alliance thing to fuck with the others.
 
I've been trying to upload the Letty Jon retard talk in the kitchen, but it gets stuck, first at 27%, now 11%, refreshed tor nodes and everything same shit, fuck this shit, I'm not uploading it. Site better be back up soon, getting tired of the Tor bullshit.
 
Welcome to the Letty Show, when Letty is around we bully her anyway we can, when she leaves all we do is talk shit behind her back. This guy said it all really.
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Letty lives in everyone's head rent free.

I really hope she stops taking it and legit starts throwing liquids all over everyone's shit until it gets so bad they have to hire professional cleaners to clean everything.

I know she won't do it but I would love it if she ripped up Jon's bible. Sorry Jon, you aren't providing any content this time around, you're just being annoying.
 
I'm struggling to connect to KF for some reason.

Around 5:30 (give or take a few minutes) Fatty told Goldstriker that Letty isn't his type and that he would have sex with her "only for the content"
Sam made some jokes about it and even after Sam leaves Fatty circles back to Letty occasionally while talking at Vance.

The depths of his craziness and bitterness is legit scary. He is going to do a sex crime one day. If he hasn't already.

Edit: Also BR4 is "stream not yet started" for some reason. And Letty has discovered Chris' love letter
 
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