🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Bardolph]

This guy already seems great. Three seconds is all it took.

 

[cwestg]

chad?

 

[Robot Gentleman]

"Simon" has entered the fishtank with alcohol. Has a receding hairline and claims to be Vietnamese. Also claims to be 35, which I fully believe. Sam says he'll be competing with the others, and shows him up to his bedroom. Looks like this may be one of the "freeloaders" Jet was talking about.

As soon as he heads upstairs, Sylvia and Vance start laughing. Apparently he also has braces.

 

[stink rink]

Confirmed new competitor: Simon the Viet-Chad

 

[a great big cabbage]

The guest is Simon. He is from Texas, but came to US from Vietnam. He has an accent and a slight speech impediment.

He's a "new competitor" and Sam is taking him to a bedroom

 

[curbside2]

Based and Simon pilled.

He asked if there is a curfew.

 

[Pathos]

Holy fucking shit, for a second I thought that was Cyrax trying to haunt me from the other kiwithread. I nearly shat myself.

Edit:

No...PLEASE....I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM RAXX. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PULL ME BACK.

 

[Master Wel]

I wonder if the campers are about to play a game of "Simon" Says

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

i want it on the record now: this man is an upstanding individual with no skeletons in his closet or bizarre and disgusting quirks

 

[ChunkyKong]

New Fish Simon!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Just got back from work and fishtank.live won't load. Also has a DDOS screener screen before trying to load now, the "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" type.

As more goes on I feel more and more bad for Letty. Yeah, she's not great looking, yeah she has personality issues and hangups, but my god nobody (except maybe sylvia and damiel) should be subjected to the amount of abuse she is on and off the show.
And I actually lol'd when I saw Jon begging for money already. It also left me with some questions... the "people suck ass" part of my mind ponders if Jon didn't really NEED the uber money and was just trying to get some quick $$ from his fans? I mean the 2 businesses he seems to be a part of are shady, at best. A super-shady business loan place and a dropshipper of chinesium e-bikes at prices quite a bit higher than pretty much every place else that sells them.
I find it hard to believe he doesn't have a CC/his bank accounts are that damn empty that he can't afford an Uber or pester his family for the cash real quick. Or even call up Jet/Sam for a advance on his fishbucks since I doubt they're paid in cash immediately and are probably wired to their accounts. He could seemingly have a 'heart of gold' to people around him but be quite DSP-ish when it comes to randos on the internet, who knows?

 

[a great big cabbage]

Sam is explaining the confessional and stressing that it isn't a working bathroom

Sam is introducing the fish with Simon more formally now.

 

[Mr Sister]

New fishtank member

A man with an asian accent named Simon. On the night they go camping. A very clear simmons reference. Delicious awkward content inbound

 

[King George III]

Getting acquainted with our new friend, Simon. I'm scared.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Simon doesn't like marshmallows.

He asks what they do for fun and says he's having an existential crisis.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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"Simon" has entered the fishtank with alcohol. Has a receding hairline and claims to be Vietnamese. Sam says he'll be competing with the others, and shows him up to his bedroom. Looks like this may be one of the shit-stirrers Jet was talking about.

As soon as he heads upstairs, Sylvia and Vance start laughing. Apparently he also has braces.

He's Vietnamese? I'm heartbroken he didn't show up during Vance's disabled veteran shtick. Comedy abound.
He looks like he's gonna try to sell me a mint used car at an unbelievable fixed rate.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Simon sounds EXACTLY like a mix between Jon and Simmons

 

[a great big cabbage]

Dam "I'm from the west coast"
Simon "California?"
Dam "No, no. Well, yeah California. But west coast, like Arizona"

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Demonic

 

[sex haver]

Vietjon.