🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[curbside2]

Every morning people wake to doubting Jon. Tonight he’s somehow managed to make even Letty seem seem attractive. Just another common King Jon victory.

 

[Sneedifarms]

wead untiw yuor done wit the bewk

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Living the life of a Top G
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jon just wants a TRUE and HONEST cwristian girl to be read bible stories to him

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Scoots closer to Letty, lol

 

[JengaJimothy]

Jon will not stop until the entire book has been read

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Lol Jon is petty. He is secretly a Twilight superfan and only made fun of Damiel for knowing about Twilight because he was seething.

Also lol at Simmons cockblocking Jon by being Chinese and not understanding Twilight

Edit: Jon doesn't even know what a Psalm is jfc

 

[RedRage]

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Scoots closer to Letty, lol

Might have moved to put his foot in the gap, probably not, just a thought.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Letty: The Bible says that all the bad people will get their karma…

Karma… Bible… wead more Bibwle e-thot.

 

[Locker Boy]

Not to be rude, but why is Mauro shaped like an egg plant here?

 

[convulsion swell]

"The bible says that all the bad people will get their karma from the Lord."

"Yeah wook what happened."

JON

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

I feel immensely bad for anyone who dares to watch Fishtank with headphones on. That "AAAAAAAMEN!!!!" shook my desk.

 

[Tom Myers]

Jersh, you have so many opinions that boil down to "Sam Hyde is an internet daddy"? You're 30, your father is alive, and he may have not been around during your childhood, but what's keeping you from sending a text or calling the man? Is he a straight-up shithead that doesn't want anything to do with you? Or are you a BETA that doesn't want to risk asking your father to have semi-regular conversations and maybe getting lunch a couple of times? This isn't something that you can lose doing. Even if it goes shit-side up you'll be a better person for asking.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

Jon needs one of those bark collars they put on pit bulls.

 

[ConsoleWarVet2]

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Scoots closer to Letty, lol

One step closer to life goal: Get a "beautiful" girlfriend. Scheming Simmons.

 

[stink rink]

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[Curly_]

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The weight of youw hewesy shaww stay youw feet, and you shaww be weft behind.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Lettie needs a hair cut. She's got dead ends like all anorexic sheilas get

 

[convulsion swell]

Jokerposters continue on /tv/. I'm not crazy about the memeplex on an object level but I'm happy to report that it's gotten complex enough to contain a little more character play. Might buy a little jokerpostercoin.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Lettie needs a hair cut. She's got dead ends like all anorexic sheilas get

The horrible attempt at bubble pigtails isn't doing her any favors. That style works if you have thick hair. She doesn't.

 

[Hyperborean Fried Rice]

Vance needs to stop being a houseplant and be a male foil to Jon. Simmons and Mauro are both to submissive and gay to do that. Unchecked Jon is obnoxious as fuck but I dont want Damiel coming back because he broke the rules multiple times, it fucks with the integrity of the experiment/show.