🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%

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I never thought a fucking reality show could have me feeling so emotionally drained, bravo Jet. But now I wonder what, if anything, this post-Simmons period can produce that could top the wild crescendo that was Day 9. Days of chaos have crashed into the wall of catharsis.
 
Sylvia and Vance plotting.
Sylvia says "fuck Damiels" and Vance yeahs and says "Lettie is devious" and she should distance herself from John.
They're whispering and eating ffs
 
Two people are out of the game, now only six and it's only been Day 9 so far. How long is this supposed to go on again? Feels way so soon that a good chunk of the contestants are gone. Then again Simmons leaving was an inevitability given well, y'know.
 
pizza at 4am…. A hellhouse, truly….

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There’s apparently beer in the sink.
 
Since Hyde is claiming all restreamers I gotta find another way to set this shit up on my tablet. Tried Chrome, Brave and Vivaldi and getting the application error. Anyone else manage to make this shit work on Android mobile? Cheers.
I was doing the vlc thing, but they started timing out the cameras feeds after an hour so they were constantly changing and i got tired of fuckign with it.
 
Vance and Sylvia agree that Jon and Damiels are here to fuck around. They're all talking about who has the most drive and they both agree it's them. Sylvia is stressed about two people leaving.

Vance - "Damiels represents the show in a good way" Huh?
 
I was doing the vlc thing, but they started timing out the cameras feeds after an hour so they were constantly changing and i got tired of fuckign with it.
As much as I'd like to keep watching these retards when I'm not on my PC I'm not sperg enough to use remote desktop just for it.
 
Every secret convo Vance has with people about the game/fish always has him coming off like a dunce. He's a more subtle Jon in some ways.
 
People have been speculating that this may only last a month now. This may very well be the case with two people leaving, plus don't forget the plant in Damiel.

This can't last six weeks without someone new joining the tank. I think the team is scrambling right now, and rightfully so. Either they need to find someone to fill a hole within the next couple days, (tbh bad decision if so), or they need to cut it down from six weeks to four weeks.

Things are fucked, but far from unsalvageable. There's still plenty of more good content to come imo. Unless everything just falls apart within the next day or two. We'll see.
 
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Why won't they... Take a fucking chair instead of standing there for an hour? Are the chairs bolted to the floor? Is their vision so bad they can't see past a meter? Are the chairs dirty? Or they're just simply too high IQ for me to understand.
 
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