FIRST GROCERY HAUL IN NEW HOME!!!!!! 07/15/20 - Food>surgery

[Poplio666]

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Apologies for digging up old shit, but the comment about what happened on the "drunk night" makes sense. More than someone just "fainting." Amber gaslighting Becky. Probably some truths were spat and rightfully so the boys tried to stand up for Becky. If this is true, any sympathy I have for the thumb is gone. She had her chance to cut off the cancer, but like a spineless, limp dicked retard, crawls back to amber. ...

 

[Red Mask]

Some of you give Becky way too much credit. Becky is a doormat and a loser at life by her own choice. I’ve said before she’ll never leave Amber if the money for crayons and Spongebob t-shirts keep rolling in because it’s way better than working in a Pilot gas station for minimum wage. Even risking her longtime friends for comfort.

The thought of Becky trying shoot let alone load a gun is hilarious to me. She’d be the type to blow her own face off because she’d fuck it up.

I know when Amber opens her mouth she lies, but it’s not the case this time. She survived because people like her always do.

I don’t fully blame Becky for the choices that she has made considering her options, but I also have ZERO sympathy for her. She made her choice, she can live with the consequences.

As for Amber surviving, it’s not much of a surprise. Despite her weight, it’s still a very treatable cancer.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think the posts in the Facebook cancer group show that Amber does have cancer.

She may have her childlike manipulation tactics, but she has neither the cunning nor any desire to expend the effort to share a fake cancer story in a Fb group.

edit: You get cancelled, and burned at the stake in the current climate for using the wrong pronoun, let alone feigning cancer in a support group

I think you'd be quite surprised at the things narcissists who are also pathological liars will do if they see some benefit in it for themselves.

I don't know if this has been posted here yet but...
After 5min on apartments.com, I think I found amber's new home. This is only by looking at the cabinets but I think this might be gorls new dwelling.

The Stables at Waveland Farm Apartments - Lexington, KY | Apartments.com

See all available apartments for rent at The Stables at Waveland Farm in Lexington, KY. The Stables at Waveland Farm has rental units ranging from 790-1400 sq ft starting at $899.

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The Stables? THE STABLES? Which marketing genius came up with that shitty name and also tossed out that the buildings should look like barns? LOL

The thought of Becky trying shoot let alone load a gun is hilarious to me. She’d be the type to blow her own face off because she’d fuck it up.

Hell, I know how to handle guns and took a chunk out of my thumb because it's so fucking hot here (as it is everywhere) that sweat just makes everything a thousand times more difficult than it should be. She'd be the type to leave a round in the chamber, and then start cleaning the damn thing with the muzzle toward her head. She wouldn't even have time to think before she blew out the back of her skull. Then Big Al would starve to death because she wouldn't be able to get out of her recliner, and eventually the animals would start feasting on her. It'd be a real nightmare situation type deal when the complex manager went in after complaints about the smell.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think the posts in the Facebook cancer group show that Amber does have cancer.

She may have her childlike manipulation tactics, but she has neither the cunning nor any desire to expend the effort to share a fake cancer story in a Fb group.

edit: You get cancelled, and burned at the stake in the current climate for using the wrong pronoun, let alone feigning cancer in a support group

Friend she lied about being raped.. shes not above lying about illness

 

[Unionjack77]

I don't know if this has been posted here yet but...
After 5min on apartments.com, I think I found amber's new home. This is only by looking at the cabinets but I think this might be gorls new dwelling.

The Stables at Waveland Farm Apartments - Lexington, KY | Apartments.com

See all available apartments for rent at The Stables at Waveland Farm in Lexington, KY. The Stables at Waveland Farm has rental units ranging from 790-1400 sq ft starting at $899.

www.apartments.com

Fitting. Seeing as she belongs in the barn yard.

 

[Xenomorph]

I would rail Comet too if I had to smell Amber's old m.ilk and rusty coin twatter.

 

[bubble tea]

I don't know if this has been posted here yet but...
After 5min on apartments.com, I think I found amber's new home. This is only by looking at the cabinets but I think this might be gorls new dwelling.

The Stables at Waveland Farm Apartments - Lexington, KY | Apartments.com

See all available apartments for rent at The Stables at Waveland Farm in Lexington, KY. The Stables at Waveland Farm has rental units ranging from 790-1400 sq ft starting at $899.

www.apartments.com

Looking at the 3D room tour (like an autist) for those apartments, I have to say that the arrangement of the cabinets and the outlets on the wall don't match those in her video.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I mean my one bedroom is 1500....I live in Seattle tho soooo lol

Yeah, I probably should have elaborated. $1200 for a small apartment for Amber, Becky, 3 animals and Methmama(?) is too much and incredibly stupid.

Amber knows nothing about finances beyond getting a little thrill from hitting the “add to cart” button. She spends money like water. She admitted to spending $7,000 on Torrid alone last year (and yet somehow only wears the same pants, same bra, and 4-5 different tarps).

She’s very much like lottery winners who don’t seem to realize money runs out. YouTube is fickle at best, and she will not have it long term. Yet, she refuses again and again to plan for any sort of future.

Becky doesn’t have a job (maybe she’s on SSI, maybe she isn’t, who knows), and her only job prospects are minimum wage (no hate, a job is a job, but it doesn’t pay for Amber’s lifestyle and the food for two hamplanets).

Factor in medical bills, vet care, basic car maintenance, etc., and this is just a fool’s errand.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

None of you seem to take into account AL's capacity for forethought, which is to say she has none.

If speculation on the apartment she's living in and its rent amount are true, already blowing money on Whole Foods hauls and who knows what else, she's definitely not taking into account her medical bills, which she likely hasn't even seen yet. Those will likely come in the mail in a week or two, depending on whether she actually got insurance like a responsible person (who am I kidding?). I think others are right, in that she's living her best citygorl life right now without actually thinking whether it's a good idea right at this moment. I can't even imagine all the ways this could go wrong if it's not a ground floor apartment. Coming home from the hospital's going to be a fucking hoot.

If the surgery even happened at all. If it truly happened on the 15th she'd be too hopped up on pain medication to be responding to comments in any coherent manner with the incision she claimed she was going to have. I question whether she'd be able to move well enough to use either a phone or a computer from her hospital bed, as she'd still be in recovery right now and movement of any kind at her size would strain the stitches/staples. Moving right beforehand was a stupid decision and she likely broke her three-day-prior quarantine order to do it.

We're in for the most interesting saga yet. Recovering from surgery in a tiny one bedroom apartment quickly followed by bankruptcy, or desperately trying to keep up the facade that she totally had life-altering surgery but still can't keep her story straight? Place your bets!

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Lexington is big for thoroughbred racing so lots of horse related naming doesn't surprise me.

I don't religiously follow the chronicles of hamber and company but I'm very interested to see what comes of this post-OP period.

 

[Hellion]

I would rail Comet too if I had to smell Amber's old m.ilk and rusty coin twatter.

Can someone help a dumb, non-American Kiwi out, what is Comet?

Google suggests it's metformin hydrochloride, but it looks like the only reason to take it recreationally would be for weight loss?

 

[Unionjack77]

Can someone help a dumb, non-American Kiwi out, what is Comet?

Google suggests it's metformin hydrochloride, but it looks like the only reason to take it recreationally would be for weight loss?

It's an abrasive cleaning agent.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Once again beating the "AL is shit with money" horse but:

https://www.trulia.com/p/ky/lexington/944-liberty-rd-lexington-ky-40505--2043221555

With the amount she'll pay in rent over 5-7 years she could own a house like this in Lexington. But only old, boring people own their own homes, right guys?

 

[ADHD]

Once again beating the "AL is shit with money" horse but:

https://www.trulia.com/p/ky/lexington/944-liberty-rd-lexington-ky-40505--2043221555

With the amount she'll pay in rent over 5-7 years she could own a house like this in Lexington. But only old, boring people own their own homes, right guys?

That house was built in 1920. Are the door frames even wide enough for Amber to fit through them? What about the bathtub?

Also, the house is described as "home needs some work" and all know "work" isn't something Amber would pay to have to do. Especially not almost $100k.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Once again beating the "AL is shit with money" horse but:

https://www.trulia.com/p/ky/lexington/944-liberty-rd-lexington-ky-40505--2043221555

With the amount she'll pay in rent over 5-7 years she could own a house like this in Lexington. But only old, boring people own their own homes, right guys?

Al will never be a homeowner, not that she'd ever want to be. The main appeal of renting is that other people are responsible for upkeep of the property. Utilities need fixing? Call the landlord. Lawn needs mowing? The rental office hires people for that shit.

Al will especially never consider a fixer-upper because she deserves all the best things in life, upfront and move-in ready.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Apologies for digging up old shit, but the comment about what happened on the "drunk night" makes sense. More than someone just "fainting." Amber gaslighting Becky. Probably some truths were spat and rightfully so the boys tried to stand up for Becky. If this is true, any sympathy I have for the thumb is gone. She had her chance to cut off the cancer, but like a spineless, limp dicked retard, crawls back to amber. ...

I agree, the Mia comments sound very fake though, because how on earth would this person know all this. Amber is also the kind of person who would love to share this kind of stuff herself for Youtube bucks, but she hasn't.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Al will never be a homeowner, not that she'd ever want to be. The main appeal of renting is that other people are responsible for upkeep of the property. Utilities need fixing? Call the landlord. Lawn needs mowing? The rental office hires people for that shit.

Al will especially never consider a fixer-upper because she deserves all the best things in life, upfront and move-in ready.

Al will be in some sort of HUD housing complex like Life by Jen and most of the members of her FB hate groups within five years.

Did Hamber have some sort of falling out with the local fat lesbo mafia? Or are they still around?

 

[PittyKitty]

That apartment is gonna look like an episode of Hoarders right quick.

Amber, methmama (for now), necky and 2+ animals in a small ass apartment is an absolute recipe for disaster.

Im wondering who will clean all the mess? Tiny apartments need a proper cleaning every 2-4 days, while houses can be cleaned once a week. They just accommodate dirt so much faster for some reason. Plus 2 "adults", + 1 amber ( increadibly gross and a hoarder) and 3 fucking pets....??

ASFIK it was Eric cleaning shit before? Who is going to do it now, zombifed thumb? White thrash meth addicts arent known for their fondness of living in a clean space either. Amber? Laughable...

Poor landlord have no fucking clue what he got his fancy apartment into.

 

[ADHD]

Im wondering who will clean all the mess? Tiny apartments need a proper cleaning every 2-4 days, while houses can be cleaned once a week. They just accommodate dirt so much faster for some reason. Plus 2 "adults", + 1 amber ( increadibly gross and a hoarder) and 3 fucking pets....??

ASFIK it was Eric cleaning shit before? Who is going to do it now, zombifed thumb? White thrash meth addicts arent known for their fondness of living in a clean space either. Amber? Laughable...

Poor landlord have no fucking clue what he got his fancy apartment into.

Were you following Amber at all while she was living in a townhouse with Destiny? It's going to be just like that, except in a much smaller place.

Also apartment complexes like the ones she's suspected of having moved to are no stranger to having tenants just leave most of their crap behind when they move out, especially if they're renting to international students who have no reasonable expectation to take anything other than personal belongings with them when they return home. The landlord/property manager will be fine.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I think the posts in the Facebook cancer group show that Amber does have cancer.

She may have her childlike manipulation tactics, but she has neither the cunning nor any desire to expend the effort to share a fake cancer story in a Fb group.

edit: You get cancelled, and burned at the stake in the current climate for using the wrong pronoun, let alone feigning cancer in a support group

Not sure how you get a=b from this fact?

It's not like FB groups demand to see diagnosis before you enter, those that ask entry questions are usually ridiculously simple to get through

Amber lies and when called out, she doubles down (fake urologist voicemail springs to mind)

She's acting like someone faking would act imo

Could she have cancer? Absofuckinglutely but that isn't definitive

Her 'questions' to that group seemed more like a fishing trip to me and it's not like we haven't seen munchies use someone elses story as their own before

I'm firmly in the no live weigh-in, don't believe her weight camp and honestly, without seeing a scar I'm in the 'cancer, hmmm' camp too
(Although tbh even a scar wouldn't prove the big C on it's own)

Amber has brought this section of cynical viewers on herself, if she was the boy in the story the wolf would be licking his lips and feeling uncomfortably full long before now...