Livestream FERGUZONE: Tyce and Jace cross the streams, Eli fails another assassination

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We learned from this stream that not only did Eli parkour straight onto his family's dining room table, but he did so while everyone else was still sat down eating. And then he promptly erupted vomit before passing out (and rolling off the table). And I thought the mental image couldn't get better.

That's pretty much how I imagined it went down, and it makes me happy that it happened like that. Did he break the table too?
 
That's pretty much how I imagined it went down, and it makes me happy that it happened like that. Did he break the table too?

I can’t remember to be honest. Eli was mumbling as always and Jace was doing his hilarious mother persona telling the caller not to talk about his embarrassing experience.
 
We learned from this stream that not only did Eli parkour straight onto his family's dining room table, but he did so while everyone else was still sat down eating. And then he promptly erupted vomit before passing out (and rolling off the table). And I thought the mental image couldn't get better.

I can't get the image out of my head, with the addition of Eli's family all jumping up, covered in vomit, wine, and mashed potatoes letting out a startled yelp, and as Eli's unconscious body flops onto the floor from the table, they all slowly look at each other, and then freeze frame, roll credits with outro music:

 
Does Eli have a lazy eye too, or why do you never see him without his shades?
Eli is a super secret agent and tries to dress the part. Or he thinks that they look cool and help to hide the fact that he is always *yawn*.And Jace doesn't have a lazy eye he just has wolf eyes that if the government ever saw they would take him to area 51 to experiment on and clone him in order to create an army of wolf souled soldiers that would serve Obama and take over the world for the Muslim caliphate.
 
That's pretty much how I imagined it went down, and it makes me happy that it happened like that. Did he break the table too?

The only crime we can truly accuse Eli of is NOT FILMING THAT SHIT. Holy hell, that would have been awesome to see him fall on a thanksgiving table, utter something, barf, and then roll off as his family goes off on him. We need to get Eli a GoPro and just superglue it to his head.
 
that second bumper is absolute gold.

thank god for fiverr. does that guy ever ask "what the fuck?"
Surprisingly no. Though I'd imagine that "black guy says anything in front of a greenscreen for $5" is so exploitable as a concept that by now he's not only used to this kind of shit, he banks on it as a business model. He did tell me that he won't say cuss words though so I had to edit out all the sheeeeeeit's out of the script.
 
So it looks like the recorded stream was taken down by an apparent copyright claim from someone claiming to be WWE. Does anyone have the stream saved so I can finish it?
 

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So it looks like the recorded stream was taken down by an apparent copyright claim from someone claiming to be WWE. Does anyone have the stream saved so I can finish it?
Yeah if WWE's autopulling stuff is catching this it'll be a little tough to keep upon youtube. DM's usually a lot less picky when it needs to be rehosted.
 
This stream really makes me question the authenticity of this whole thing, even though I want it to be real so bad. Eli shows up during Tyce's stream is just a little too perfect. And Eli's cartoonish stupidity is so over the top. He thought a greeting card with swatiskas and "biche" written on it was a valid check redeemable for an Xbone. He walked up to a Taco Bell drive-thru and tried to tahaaa his way into food. I've smoked a ton of weed and been around people who have smoked a ton of weed and done inhahlants and other crazy drugs and none of them were made THIS stupid. But ultimately, even is this is a :ruse: I still love it.
 
This stream really makes me question the authenticity of this whole thing, even though I want it to be real so bad. Eli shows up during Tyce's stream is just a little too perfect. And Eli's cartoonish stupidity is so over the top. He thought a greeting card with swatiskas and "biche" written on it was a valid check redeemable for an Xbone. He walked up to a Taco Bell drive-thru and tried to tahaaa his way into food. I've smoked a ton of weed and been around people who have smoked a ton of weed and done inhahlants and other crazy drugs and none of them were made THIS stupid. But ultimately, even is this is a :ruse: I still love it.

He didn't look at the check because Tyce put it in a sealed envelope
 
So it looks like the recorded stream was taken down by an apparent copyright claim from someone claiming to be WWE. Does anyone have the stream saved so I can finish it?

This is a problem I've run in to with rehostings, but have found a way around these problems 99% of the time. If you (and any other forumers) notice content that is suddenly blocked on the War Library shoot me a PM and I'll get it addressed. I try to be proactive about these things but with the amount of content our Three Muskateers put out it can be a challenge to keep up on stuff.
 
We learned from this stream that not only did Eli parkour straight onto his family's dining room table, but he did so while everyone else was still sat down eating. And then he promptly erupted vomit before passing out (and rolling off the table). And I thought the mental image couldn't get better.
Dis-owned.
 
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