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[Some JERK]

Christ all fucking mighty, why are people even bothering picking apart what is said in that e-mail? It is clearly a fake. This has already been pointed out, but I felt like it should be pointed out again because people are still getting pissed off over the troll e-mail...

because that email was almost word for word lifted from shit Chris has actually said, and i come here to talk about Chris's stupid shit, not how bad the latest failtroll is.

 

[exball]

Yeah... not Chris.

To my (mild) surprise, Veronica sent me the email.

She said that her email address and phone number were originally on her Facebook profile. She set them to private after things blew up on the anti-bullying site.

No semicolons, not Chris. He's been known to use as many as four per sentence, and never goes more than a couple of sentences without using one.

Don't forget randomly capitalizing words for no particular reason.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Not that the fake email and this lame troll scheme isn't fascinating but, oh, wait. It's actually the exact opposite of fascinating.

Anyway, like I was getting to about the original topic, gave OPL a 1 like most everyone else. You can see the unhealthiness of his life oozing out of his every pore and the Walmart women's section is almost too good for even him now. In the cinematic presentation of his life, it's now obviously a Greek tragedy and we're getting ready to start the third act from the looks of that picture.

Shit like this facebook post makes me wish ABL would find his inspiration amongst the grand number of variables of life to fire up the adventures of again so at least something redeeming could be salvaged from the final haphazard strew of wreckage of CWC's existence at this point.

 

[José Mourinho]

Fake. Or Chris' English is improving a lot.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Fake. Or Chris' English is improving a lot.

I'm calling fake. I remember this Veronica person friended me on FB.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Christ all fucking mighty, why are people even bothering picking apart what is said in that e-mail? It is clearly a fake. This has already been pointed out, but I felt like it should be pointed out again because people are still getting pissed off over the troll e-mail...

because that email was almost word for word lifted from shit Chris has actually said, and i come here to talk about Chris's stupid shit, not how bad the latest failtroll is.

This, The letter is just a regurgitation of shite that Chris has churned out. It fails in it's attempt to convince us that Chris wrote it, but it's still a collection of some of the most idiotic stuff he's come out with in the past.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…."

jesus fucking christ Chris, the reason their numbers became so reduced was not because they hid, it was because they DIED along the forced march.

I'm just waiting for Chris to refer to the death of his e-girlfriends (Ivy, etc) as his own personal Holocaust.

He has already. Just that it was getting banned by Michael Snyder.

 

[CatParty]

look who's rejoined the conversation:

 

[wheat pasta]

EDIT: Oh, wait, I just got it! "One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220" - Chris is saying that he weighed his face. It's a whopping 220 lbs. That's pretty good, actually, considering how his original chin is currently with-child.

I laughed so hard at this. Just... amazing.

 

[soIregistered]

look who's rejoined the conversation:

I bet it's followed by a:

"My Hair is shiny and Perfect the way It Is now, TROLL!"

And Kenneth falls from grace.

 

[exball]

look who's rejoined the conversation:

Oh look Chris is being a dick to Mary, real surprise there.

 

[random_pickle]

look who's rejoined the conversation:

I bet it's followed by a:

"My Hair is shiny and Perfect the way It Is now, TROLL!"

And Kenneth falls from grace.

Imagine what would happen afterward with Kenneth. First banned from the CWCki forums then banned from the great director Chandler himself. No side wants him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris needs to treat others with respect, or they will never respect him. Chris is the epitome of bad parenting, over-coddling and not being a Hulkamaniac

 

[exball]

Brother, Chris needs to treat others with respect, or they will never respect him. Chris is the epitome of bad parenting, over-coddling and not being a Hulkamaniac

Chris is just mad he doesn't have a 24 inch duck and huge muscles like you Hulk.

 

[Strewth]

Though his hairline is better than the Hulkster's.
Margianally.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Though his hairline is better than the Hulkster's.
Margianally.

Best be trollin'.

 

[Strewth]

Though his hairline is better than the Hulkster's.
Margianally.

Best be trollin'.

Just saying, maybe if he wore a bandana all the time he'd have better luck with da ladies.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Though his hairline is better than the Hulkster's.
Margianally.

Best be trollin'.

Just saying, maybe if he wore a bandana all the time he'd have better luck with da ladies.

You insult the Hulkster you insult America.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Brother, Chris needs to treat others with respect, or they will never respect him. Chris is the epitome of bad parenting, over-coddling and not being a Hulkamaniac

Chris is just mad he doesn't have a 24 inch duck and huge muscles like you Hulk.

Hmmmm, yah. 30 plus years of steroids leaves the Hulkster a bit short of 24 inches I bet.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why does Mary keep talking to him, he's such a dick.