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[Christ-Chan]

Nah, I doubt he's lying.
This is April 13, 2012. He's not losing weight, or if he is, he gained some weight then managed to get back down to 220 again.

Most everything about Chris tends to get exaggerated, but his weight maybe most of all. He is fat, but he isn't morbidly obese or anything.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Although he's talked about being around 220 pounds before, and I found where he did it:

This is April 13, 2012. He's not losing weight, or if he is, he gained some weight then managed to get back down to 220 again.

Chris will, in his mind, always be 220. At least he acknowledges the reality of being over 200. Isn't he still 21?

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Nah, I doubt he's lying.

Although he's talked about being around 220 pounds before, and I found where he did it:

This is April 13, 2012. He's not losing weight, or if he is, he gained some weight then managed to get back down to 220 again.

God, he looks like a meth addicted grandma from Oklahoma in that picture. The tye dye shirt isn't helping.

 

[Christ-Chan]

God, he looks like a meth addicted grandma from Oklahoma in that picture. The tye dye shirt isn't helping.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

God, he looks like a meth addicted grandma from Oklahoma in that picture. The tye dye shirt isn't helping.

It's perfect.

 

[Marvin]

Nah, I doubt he's lying.

Although he's talked about being around 220 pounds before, and I found where he did it:

This is April 13, 2012. He's not losing weight, or if he is, he gained some weight then managed to get back down to 220 again.

God, he looks like a meth addicted grandma from Oklahoma in that picture. The tye dye shirt isn't helping.

Haha, when I saw the tye dye shirt, I was saying it was an improvement over his tomgirl look he had before.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He thinks trolls are always looking at him when he goes out ... So he wears the brightest colors possible.

 

[CatParty]

Haha, when I saw the tye dye shirt, I was saying it was an improvement over his tomgirl look he had before.

because it pre-dates the tomgirl look. it was the undershirt for his "big date"

 

[Christ-Chan]

"big date"

You got that right!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I hate that whole feryn date. I hate it when people think big women are just fucking jokes.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Haha, when I saw the tye dye shirt, I was saying it was an improvement over his tomgirl look he had before.

because it pre-dates the tomgirl look. it was the undershirt for his "big date"

CWC really seems to like touching girls. No matter what they look like.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

CWC really seems to like touching girls. No matter what they look like.

To be fair I do too, but in my case once in a while they reciprocate :ugeek:

 

[Thetan]

I hate that whole feryn date. I hate it when people think big women are just fucking jokes.

You may be happy to know then, that Faeryn has done quite well for herself. She's married to a decent enough looking guy (worlds better than Chris) and she has a really cute little baby boy. I'm not going to post her Facebook information here because I don't want the crowd bothering her. She's endured enough, having been on a date with Chris. I'm going to respect her privacy. I was happy for her when I saw how well she's doing.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I still can't quite grasp the rationale behind Chris taking selfies in places like Wal-Marts or McDonald's. It's really not doing much to class up his photos.

Imagine how bad the inside of his house must be, that even someone as oblivious as Chris knows that a Wal-Mart is a better background

I wondered briefly if shame for the hoard was the impetus behind him photographing himself outside his home, but consider he plastered those photos of himself in his cluttered toy-filled bedroom to woo potential sweethearts back in the day. I'm not sure he has any concept of how bad a house crammed with Goodwill garbage actually looks. (He doesn't realize how bad he himself looks, and let's face it, in his current condition he's the human equivalent of a house crammed with Goodwill junk.) I personally think that Barb pitches a fit if he tries to take pictures of himself indoors because she doesn't want images of her filthy house being posted on the internet, so his only option is to shuffle off to McD's or Wal-Mart or wherever to snap his photos.

I hate that whole feryn date. I hate it when people think big women are just fucking jokes.

You may be happy to know then, that Faeryn has done quite well for herself. She's married to a decent enough looking guy (worlds better than Chris) and she has a really cute little baby boy. I'm not going to post her Facebook information here because I don't want the crowd bothering her. She's endured enough, having been on a date with Chris. I'm going to respect her privacy. I was happy for her when I saw how well she's doing.

I'm glad to hear this too.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

So, I suddenly remembered someone who uploaded a Chris picture to In20Years.com once and decided to give it a try using OPL's newest pic.

Surprisingly, 51 year-old Chris doesn't look very different:



61 year-old Chris, on the other hand:

Chris isn't likely to make it out of this decade alive.

 

[Male]

Gotta love that thumbs up it seems to be his "I accomplished something in my love quest" gesture.

He looks like a washed up rock star going through rehab

 

[Marvin]

I still can't quite grasp the rationale behind Chris taking selfies in places like Wal-Marts or McDonald's. It's really not doing much to class up his photos.

Imagine how bad the inside of his house must be, that even someone as oblivious as Chris knows that a Wal-Mart is a better background

I wondered briefly if shame for the hoard was the impetus behind him photographing himself outside his home, but consider he plastered those photos of himself in his cluttered toy-filled bedroom to woo potential sweethearts back in the day. I'm not sure he has any concept of how bad a house crammed with Goodwill garbage actually looks. (He doesn't realize how bad he himself looks, and let's face it, in his current condition he's the human equivalent of a house crammed with Goodwill junk.) I personally think that Barb pitches a fit if he tries to take pictures of himself indoors because she doesn't want images of her filthy house being posted on the internet, so his only option is to shuffle off to McD's or Wal-Mart or wherever to snap his photos.

Chris is pretty embarrassed of Barb's hoard. Chris' room is a mess, but you can still walk into the room, so, I think he cares less about his junk.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

New poll idea: On a scale of one to ten, how attractive is Anna?

As a STRAIGHT male... she is gross, yuck. So that makes her about a zero. If I were a lesbian, she'd be a negative. Poor girl, she got hit by the ugly stick.

More like she fell from the canopy of the ugly tree and somehow managed to hit every single branch on the way down... before landing face first on the gnarled, unearthed roots.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris is pretty embarrassed of Barb's hoard. Chris' room is a mess, but you can still walk into the room, so, I think he cares less about his junk.

To my knowledge, this is the only thing Chris has ever been embarrassed about. Of all the things to trigger a feeling of shame, it's this. Not... well... everything else. Nothing that he has done, either. Of course it's something that someone else did.

 

[Enigma]

Nah, I doubt he's lying.

Although he's talked about being around 220 pounds before, and I found where he did it:

This is April 13, 2012. He's not losing weight, or if he is, he gained some weight then managed to get back down to 220 again.

Good god.
At this point, I don't know what's staring into my soul more: that awfully bright tie dye shirt or the dead-to-the-world expression Chris has whenever he does selfies these days. At least his deer in the headlights stare was oddly memorable.

I gave him a 1 because I wasn't accounting for things like extreme physical deformities, but whenever I see new pics of him, I can't help but think that his head is slowing contorting to fit the shape of a squash. I almost feel badly for him, really. He looks like he's been through the wringer with Barb and the fact that it looks like he hasn't slept in a week isn't helping him, either.