Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

[Tubular Monkey]

So the PS4 bought him four weeks of happiness. Now he's bitchy again. Poor dumb bastard.

 

[A Ghost]

jezz no one tell chris about foul bachelor frog

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

I like how he put effort into replacing the bag of cookies with one of his Sonichu amiibo boxes.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

So the PS4 money sink is taking it's financial toll and reality is knocking at his door. Memes don't pay bills and neither does Sonichu shit on Etsy.

 

[JULAY]

Why doesn't he just ask Miss Kagney Lynn Moore of Seattle, Washington for a donation? I hear she's all about giving expensive shit to undeserving fat autists.

 

[Ruin]

@Null Enable Nice Meme! in this thread.

 

[Milford Grimley]

Chris does not remember that he hates memes.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

So @DStecks how's that donation thank you gift treating you? See any progress of work from Chris?
Yeah you know you don't.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Why doesn't he just ask Miss Kagney Lynn Moore of Seattle, Washington for a donation? I hear she's all about giving expensive shit to undeserving fat autists.

And I'm sure she will make quick use of her large donation voucher.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He's had loads of time and money to make more comics. Too busy whining on the internet about doing the work instead of actually doing it.

Imagine if he had a real job.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I feel like this is how Chris thinks his trolls actually communicate with each other and that using a meme is going to make them more inclined to listen to him.

He's like a tourist who thinks if he spaces out his words and yells louder then the natives will understand him. Except in this case the tourist is American and just took a trip to the border of Canada.

 

[Karen Riley]

Of all the awful memes I've seen people try to create online I have never seen anything quite as bad and as autistic as this one. I know Chris doesn't have an understanding of most things at the best of times but he's so far away from what an actual meme is like that it's on the verge of ridiculousness. I also can't see how this is meant to encourage anybody to spend a penny on him, he's basically suggesting that you should give him a big chunk of money since you 'might,' get something big in return for doing so, and even admitting that he takes a long time to fulfill orders. It just doesn't make any sense, but then again this is Chris we're talking about.

 

[mrmilkman]

What does he need to recover from, stress from the lack of a free ps4?

 

[Dain Bramage]

It's only been 8 days since his April Tugboat and he's already wanting more money. I wonder if Barb increased the "rent" amount on Chris to help pay for her clobbering in court last month?

 

[TheImportantFart]

At least he's trying new things...? Well, not really new in the grand scheme of things, but new for him.

Also, while Chris has gone through a lot of trolling and to some extent is still going through trolling, he's been pulling "recovery" as his excuse not to work for years now. Hell, if Chris hadn't been trolled he wouldn't have the trolls to use as a scapegoat to justify his laziness. Not that he wouldn't try of course.

 

[DavidFerrie]

If it weren't for the original "haters" -- i.e., the trolls -- nobody would have ever heard of Chris.

 

[Hmmpf!]

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I really miss the days of Chris putting a real effort into his autisims.

edit: He needs an lolcow coach. Just a nudge to keep us satisfied but not so much he hurts himself or others.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Lmao a paragraph on a meme, who else but CWC

 

[exball]

I can't think of anything to say that doesn't rehash shit. We all kind of expected Chris to not actually make more comic pages and simply beg for more money, right?