- Dołączono
- 3 Lip 2017
"The Playstation was designed for autistic people."
I like that one because he only primarily plays on his PS4 these days.
I like that one because he only primarily plays on his PS4 these days.
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- Dołączono
- 29 Sty 2018
I also want to add an behaviour rather than a quote. It can also apply to most quotes you posted:
When he repeats himself in his playthroughs over and over and over again as if his joke is made out of gold or as if he made a breakthrough discovery.
"ohmagad it's glitched! Huhu! Ohmagad! Look at it! It's totally glitched. Huhu...... Look at it, it's so glitched. It's all wrong. Ackackack. Ohmagad I cannot believe it. Look at it. Look! It's glitched! Look!
[proceeds to stare at it for half a minute because he reads chat]
I mean kammaaaahn it's totally glitched!"
Yeah thanks Philipp we get it. Apparently the game is glitched / the joke is done / the oneliner is annoying / you can stop singing / (Insert everything he repeats) . Move on!
When he repeats himself in his playthroughs over and over and over again as if his joke is made out of gold or as if he made a breakthrough discovery.
"ohmagad it's glitched! Huhu! Ohmagad! Look at it! It's totally glitched. Huhu...... Look at it, it's so glitched. It's all wrong. Ackackack. Ohmagad I cannot believe it. Look at it. Look! It's glitched! Look!
[proceeds to stare at it for half a minute because he reads chat]
I mean kammaaaahn it's totally glitched!"
Yeah thanks Philipp we get it. Apparently the game is glitched / the joke is done / the oneliner is annoying / you can stop singing / (Insert everything he repeats) . Move on!
- Dołączono
- 7 Lut 2018
Imma try adlibbing this one:
"Get a fucking life, this guy is a fucking loser look he has over a thousand matches and the games been out only a week. How much you wanna bet this guy doesn't make money playing games like I do and just lives in his parents basement and plays all day." Then proceeds to get anal raped sans vaseline by Counterhitter a legitimate professional fighting game player who indeed makes money off the games not whore handouts like fat fucktard Phil does oh and is married to someone who didn't need a greencard. Also the part where he's talking to someone and suddenly the number grows to around two thousand.
"Get a fucking life, this guy is a fucking loser look he has over a thousand matches and the games been out only a week. How much you wanna bet this guy doesn't make money playing games like I do and just lives in his parents basement and plays all day." Then proceeds to get anal raped sans vaseline by Counterhitter a legitimate professional fighting game player who indeed makes money off the games not whore handouts like fat fucktard Phil does oh and is married to someone who didn't need a greencard. Also the part where he's talking to someone and suddenly the number grows to around two thousand.
Ostatnio edytowane:
BatChatillon
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 3 Lip 2017
"It was a Howard Stern impersonation!" after he got called out for his outstanding performance as Isaac Himmler in the Dead Space 2 demo which got him kicked out from blip.tv . You know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, but not if one is actually a jew and the other is DSP.
Sparkletor
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 15 Gru 2017
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's be honest, (insert half truth or outright lie)"
- Dołączono
- 1 Sty 2018
"You saw that, right?" - underrated DSP quote, usually to an audience who did, in fact, not see that.
PoopMagnet
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 10 Gru 2017
"I am the realest person..." is always the preface to a lie or egregious anecdote.
BatChatillon
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 3 Lip 2017
"My full-time girlfriend" which exactly described how much Phil cared for Leanna.
Sparkletor
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 15 Gru 2017
My fans are intelligent individuals
- Dołączono
- 2 Paź 2016
"I'm not trying to insult you; I'm trying to explain to you how stupid you are so that you'll realize it."
- Dołączono
- 19 Lut 2018
...Can't change who you are, I guess...
That actually creeps me right the fuck out. That motherfucker is one hissy fit from going Unibomber. Or, who am I kidding, he's too much of a pussy, and could never summon the executive skills to make a bomb. But *shudder.*
That actually creeps me right the fuck out. That motherfucker is one hissy fit from going Unibomber. Or, who am I kidding, he's too much of a pussy, and could never summon the executive skills to make a bomb. But *shudder.*
Ostatnio edytowane:
- Dołączono
- 20 Maj 2016
"I'm jumping like a bunny!" -from his Fortnight stream
- Dołączono
- 3 Lut 2013
"I did it! What? Wh-what? WHAAAAT? I DID IT! I killed him and then I died and the game said I died." -- Phil ragequitting Mega Man X3
- Dołączono
- 22 Lut 2018
From his World of Warcraft troll-straviganza: "Now I'm a turkey... now I'm a fuckin' TURKEY!"
Also, an over looked gem in my opinion. I don't remember if this was from a Christmas vlog or whatever. Leanna gives Phil a calendar, thinking it contains anecdotes of people doing stupid things. Something to give Phil an innocent chuckle. Instead, these calendar blurbs are quotes by famous people about stupidity. In his dumbfounded confusion, Phil manages to get out: "It's like some... aysoteric... fuckin'... mind-thinking thing..."
Also, an over looked gem in my opinion. I don't remember if this was from a Christmas vlog or whatever. Leanna gives Phil a calendar, thinking it contains anecdotes of people doing stupid things. Something to give Phil an innocent chuckle. Instead, these calendar blurbs are quotes by famous people about stupidity. In his dumbfounded confusion, Phil manages to get out: "It's like some... aysoteric... fuckin'... mind-thinking thing..."