Favorite Deagle Nation Sidekick?

[DeagleDad420]

I want a poll with an option for Tyce's Dad or Jace's Mom. Tycedad is my favorite human besides Tyce.

 

[herpes]

1. Eli
2. Tyce (it's really close between him and Eli though)
3. Kyle
4. Colby

I only added Colby because his tweet about "EMERGENCY THE ISLAM MICE ESCAPED AND THEYRE RUNNIN WILD UP IN THE CRIB BABY WE GOT A JAILBREAK!! TRYIN 2 WRANGLE EM UP BUT THERE SLIPPERY!!" made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in like years. His whole twitter is a gem, despite (or because of) its brevity. I wish we saw more of him. Same with Kyle.

 

[Gringo]

Eli takes it for me, for several reasons.
He is Deagle Nation's only _real_ field agent, having served 4 months in a goddamned warzone, and he's pretty loyal to Jace - enough so that he regularily refers to Jace as "the Commander". He seems to share some of Jace's delusions, especially when it comes to DN's adversaries. He also LIVES with Jace, which I feel is a relevant point; that mice-infested cottage is their Batcave.

When it comes to Tyce, I feel he was always sort of rebellious, and by now Tyce is more of a friend-turned-foe, a nemesis who Jace tries to redeem but will never be able to. I like Colby though, if nothing else it's amusing to image him, stoned as all hell, being shouted at by Jace in COMMANDER STRYKER mode while Islamic mice scurry about his feet, devouring all their weed. Even so, gotta hand this one to Deagle Nations #1 "Secret Ageant".

 

[KingofManga420]

I really don't feel like Tyce is a sidekick anymore. He's more akin to a Deuteragonist at this point.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I really don't feel like Tyce is a sidekick anymore. He's more akin to a Deuteragonist at this point.

He is the Red Hood to Jace's Batman.

 

[Burned Man]

I think Eli is definitely the best because he is so loyal to Jace and at the same time causes him so much grief and annoyance. I also never would have expected that the Muslim villain Tyce from the choose your own adventure story thread would have come true.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I want a poll with an option for Tyce's Dad or Jace's Mom. Tycedad is my favorite human besides Tyce.

Yeah, I think a new poll is warranted because Eli emerged as a breakout character since his return from Operation Tupacalypse, Tyce went rogue, and Colby revealed himself to be the only sane member of DN.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yeah, I think a new poll is warranted because Eli emerged as a breakout character since his return from Operation Tupacalypse, Tyce went rogue, and Colby revealed himself to be the only sane member of DN.

Has Colby popped up since October?

 

[Burned Man]

Yeah, I think a new poll is warranted because Eli emerged as a breakout character since his return from Operation Tupacalypse, Tyce went rogue, and Colby revealed himself to be the only sane member of DN.

Yeah but the poll's only option would be Eli considering he is the only Deagle Nation sidekick left since Kyle got replaced by nameless black dealer.