Favorite Deagle Nation Quotes

[JasperWB]

I think some of my favorite quotes that always get me laughing until I tear up are when Jace reads the troll comments in chat out loud (for some reason) then proceeds to spaz out over what they say. Like in the post-FlyAwayNow trial video when he reads comments saying he is gay as he avidly insists he is not and responds to a troll "NO. I'm not going to punch his ass with my dick, retard."

Just the delivery of him reading troll comments always get me. A cross between anger and like is he rejecting legitimate advice.

 

[Dan Abrams]

It's honestly really difficult for me to come up with a favorite Jace quote because the way his schizo brain processes the English language is just fucking hilarious no matter what comes out of his mouth.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

It's honestly really difficult for me to come up with a favorite Jace quote because the way his schizo brain processes the English language is just fucking hilarious no matter what comes out of his mouth.

What I think is a little eerie is even though it's %100 schizo gibberish, Jace can say precisely what he means, and we can precisely understand him.

A couple of my favorite Jace quotes are "Cum crimes that stain Cena's name", and "underground gay sex bunker".

 

[CIA]

This has to be one of the best

"Wow. To think, not only you are harassing me, but you show FOOTAGE of yourself comitting homosexual assassination attempts on members of the White House Press? You are going to jail for a long fucking time for this one Hats. You bought the farm this time mother fucker."

which he commented on this video

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Not sure if this is an exact quote, but in Tyce's intervention Jace gets upset that Tyce doesnt care about fucking sped girls and screams "There are certain rules a society has to live by, Tyce!" I always crack up no matter how many times I hear that.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Spoiler: tactical hallucinogenic bees

 

[zap2theextreme]

The last cottage livestream where Eli tells Jace that he walked through the tacobell drive-through and Jace in the most serious tone tells him "Dude, you know you aren't a car, right?"

 

[Dan Abrams]

Watching some of the summer content: "I DO NOT HAVE A VIRGIN ASS I AM A SEXUAL MAN!!!"

 

[Billy_Sama]

I don't have a favorite quote but I love when Jace gets upset and starts to yell gradually in a higher pitch like he is going to fold into himself.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

I finally listened to the full interview, and "RETHPECT ME! RETHPECT ME ROOBIN!"

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Jace, when threatening Brianna Wu:
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! FAG, THAT IS! ALSO FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL! THAT IS! BITCH! OKAY!"

Tyce during Ferguzon:
"Maybe then you'll figure out who your dad is... oh thats right, he left you! haaaaaa" *hangs up on Jace screaming*

Eli typing to a girl on OKcupid:
"Hey baby you know math? cause me + you = you getting eaten out on the first date"

 

[MongyPleb]

"IT'S A TRANNY! IN A HELICOPTER! IT'S A TRANNYCOPTER"

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Tyce's hashtags. The horrible spelling annoyed me at first, but I grew to love them.
Favorite one: #feg