🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[TV's Adam West]

Dollar says he dies.
Can we get a poll OP?

 

[libRT]

If theres ever a time to lose weight its before you catch covid, apparently infects fat cells so this guy is toast

 

[Rungle]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

 

[King Fructose]

Holy shit he is fat.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I imagine this is genuine considering his fake health scares to get pain meds which lead him to get banned from nearby hospitals.

 

[PillCosby]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Yeah- better hope they don’t give him any of the good stuff. He’s on Medicaid. He’s probably cost taxpayers 300k+ in his life already. Good news is I can’t imagine they keep giving him opiates as they depress diaphragm function. Managing withdrawals and major complications from obesity with Covid SHOULD take this bloated cockroach out. Merry Krembus my N’s.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

This might actually be very bad for Assanti. Isn't covid only deadly to people who already have severe medical problems, are very old, or extremely fat?

Wait, is this the guy that Metokur made a video about where he was "laughing" at tax payers for keeping him alive?

Yeah, I think this is the guy. I don't really know much about him outside of that old Metokur video.

 

[OG MATIboy]

I don't know about Metokur but yes, this pig did make a video mocking taxpayers.

I thought this cow looked familiar.

 

[Punished Brent]

That van down by the river is now under quarantine

 

[Constellationzero]

How the fuck did he get the coof? Did he draw it into his orbit?

It crossed his event horizon.

 

[I AM FUNNY]

havent been following this cow but i hope he drops

 

[GHTD]

COVID doesn't exist.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I don't like this guy at all, but seeing as it's Christmas I'm going to decline saying anything further about him or his situation.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Ah, right on Christmas too!

What a miracle!

 

[General Disarray]

Ahaha great timing.

Confetti for EVERYONE!!

Merry Christmas

 

[nekrataal]

havent been following this cow but i hope he drops

Same here, he seems like a fat sack of shit.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I pity the doctors, and nurses taking care of him. He threw his piss-filled bedpan onto the floor during his episode of My 600lb Life because they wouldn't let him order pizza, or something.

Lord knows what he's gonna do this time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Mad props to the stretcher manufacturer.

 

[Witthel]

If he does die I hope he ends up in the third circle of hell as Dante described it.

When reaching the Third Circle of Hell, Dante and Virgil find souls of gluttons who are overlooked by a worm-monster Cerberus. Sinners in this circle of Hell are punished by being forced to lie in a vile slush that is produced by never-ending icy rain.

 

[thismanlies]

Yeah, I think this is the guy. I don't really know much about him outside of that old Metokur video.

If you can find his 600 lb life episodes, give them a watch. His father is by far the biggest enabler I’ve ever seen.