FATAL 2: The Fataling

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Stupid-shit pokes the pope-man with the end of one of his weapons
"I tink d' dorf means genur...gunir...all of dis, not jus' you"
 
Stupid-shit swears and swings his weapon at the head (and if he kills it before finishing, any other heads within weapon reach), keeping clear of any other heads that might bite.
Bedazzle Roll(3d10)-6:7,9,9,-6 Total:19
{

Roll(3d10)-1: 10,9,10,-1 Total:28
Roll(3d10)+2:9,7,6,+2 Total:24*0.95=22.8*2.34=53.52(rounded to 54? dmg)
}
Normal Rolls
Roll(3d10)-1:10,9,7,-1 Total:25
Roll(3d10)-1: 8,9,9,-1 Total:25

Roll(3d10)+2: 2,10,9,+2 Total:23*0.95=21.9*2.34=51.1(rounded to 51 dmg)
Roll(3d10)+2: 5,9,8,+2 Total:24*0.95=22.8*2.34=53.52(rounded to 54? dmg)
 
Vlricus grabs the pope hat and then joins in on the head genocide. "Fuck these guys. They have been no help at all."
You guys mash two heads each. Then @ActualKiwi gets wrestled by a head which rolls the Brawling result. He takes 25(!) damage, all of it to his neck.
I haven't been keeping track of ActualKiwi's BPP, but I'm pretty sure that the immobile head just snapped his neck in half.

What effect does the ankle break have?

Lol you idiots outlived me and now you're going to get bitten to death by a bunch of heads.
Speed and agility are reduced to 15% of normal if someone's ankle is broken.
 
You guys mash two heads each. Then @ActualKiwi gets wrestled by a head which rolls the Brawling result. He takes 25(!) damage, all of it to his neck.
I haven't been keeping track of ActualKiwi's BPP, but I'm pretty sure that the immobile head just snapped his neck in half.


Speed and agility are reduced to 15% of normal if someone's ankle is broken.
How do you even brawl without having access to your arms, or any reach..bloody FATAL.
And it depends what the damage counts as and where the neck fits in the scheme of things- he has 34/28/28/33 DR for his head and 26/25/25/25 for his face, from armour, with 13.14 head BPP and 4.38 face BPP behind that. So I have no idea.
 
Vlricus backs away from the heads and burps, "What the fuck dude! They are fucking cheating ak ak ak. Fuck this, I'm done. Let's get out of here." He starts heading towards Satan.
 
How do you even brawl without having access to your arms, or any reach..bloody FATAL.
And it depends what the damage counts as and where the neck fits in the scheme of things- he has 34/28/28/33 DR for his head and 26/25/25/25 for his face, from armour, with 13.14 head BPP and 4.38 face BPP behind that. So I have no idea.
Yeah, you're dead sorry.


And then there was one.
 
At least I died fighting rather than by being raped this time.
 
To be fair I did start off well armed and armored.
 
I'm kind of hoping if I free him he'll owe me one. At the very least I hope he ruins everyone's day and avenges us.
Before you can get close enough to him, the wind blows you backwards. You slide along the ice and Your head takes 3 damage.
 
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