Fanfiction Horrors

[Piga Dgrifm]

Imagine only being able to get off by picturing Bentduck Cumberbash starving to death.

 

[Unfiltered Red]

This is the sugar and fat-free icing on the whole wheat bran cake:

 

[zacharymorris69]

Trust me, you don't want to know

You really, REALLY don't

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Brain... Fetish?

 

[Unfiltered Red]

Damn, google xandermartin98. They're infamous apparently.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Spoiler: He goes into her fucking brain

Given the fucking stupid dialogue and how often they're screaming in all-caps, I'm honestly wondering if this is a troll fic, or if the writer has literal brain damage. But then I saw the comments...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Sorry for double-posting, but I just have to share this, troll fic or not.

A few choice excerpts:

Here's the cover image.

 

[fishercat]

Behold, human pets, brainwashing, and an author I've had the misfortune of speaking to directly. She gets mad if you question her weird fantasies.

It updated.

These are people interacting here. These are both human people.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

It updated.

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These are people interacting here. These are both human people.

Anal fingering, forced feminization but there's no sexual content?

edit: NVM. I think I get it. It is the subject that is E for Explicit, not the sexual content. Which is doubtless totes normal Harlequin romance stuff, I guess.

 

[fishercat]

Again, I have interacted with this author. She does "podfics", meaning she reads smut fics out loud and posts them on her Tumblr.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Again, I have interacted with this author. She does "podfics", meaning she reads smut fics out loud and posts them on her Tumblr.

So she reads them by herself, and doesn't spork them on top of that? What a lonely, pathetic existence.

 

[fishercat]

You know what? I'm just going to link to her Tumblr. Warning: NSFW.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You know what? I'm just going to link to her Tumblr. Warning: NSFW.

It may not look like much, but she has at least one fan who sucks her dick.

http://ackbang.tumblr.com (podfic tag)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/gouguruheddo

I think it's fucking hilarious she has an AOT series called The Appalachians.

 

[friedshrimp]

Again, I have interacted with this author. She does "podfics", meaning she reads smut fics out loud and posts them on her Tumblr.

I read that as "smurf fics".

 

[Syaoran Li]

It may not look like much, but she has at least one fan who sucks her dick.

http://ackbang.tumblr.com (podfic tag)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/gouguruheddo

I think it's fucking hilarious she has an AOT series called The Appalachians.

As someone from the Appalachian Mountains, I am saddened and disappointed by this crap. I think I need a drink.



But in all seriousness, while I do like some fanfiction and have even attempted to write some dumb troll fics in my spare time out of boredom, the fanfiction community is full of unwanted drama and pure unadulterated fan idiocy.

There's a reason why this thread exists, after all.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I read that as "smurf fics".

Smurf smut.

 

[A Random]

I came across this user looking up some Pokémon fics and they come off to me as one of those copy-paste writers based on what I've glanced at. But that was only after I saw what their niche is.

Spoiler: Meet BaskliskFutaQueen

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Spoiler: Some lovely examples of their stories

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I hate that I'm 90% sure I know someone as bad as she.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I hate that I'm 90% sure I know someone as bad as she.

Don't cocktease us, prove it (unless it's too :powerlevel. We can handle it.

 

[fishercat]

I'm so sorry for mentioning it again, but the human pet fanfiction updated today and it's horrible.

 

[Shokew]

Frozen fanfic with weeb "MCs"; just read it to believe it:
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Hikaru-and-Tsubasa-Frozen-Kingdom-Part-1-726800178
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Hikaru-and-Tsubasa-Frozen-Kingdom-Part-2-726800959
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Hikaru-and-Tsubasa-Frozen-Kingdom-Part-3-726803005
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Hikaru-and-Tsubasa-Frozen-Kingdom-Part-4-726804605
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Hikaru-and-Tsubasa-Frozen-Kingdom-Part-5-726804982

Also, check out more autism and BS here at: https://kirbystarwickett.deviantart.com/