Facebook Update 15/05

[Tubular Monkey]

There are no assumptions being made. All we know about Kengel is that he has been involved in a romantic relationship with one Christian Chandler for a few months. And isn't a trolling thing. We all support their gay love. Speaking in code about "LEGO" is not needed. God bless.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Sonichen site]

>wtfamireading.jpg

Also, it nearly crashed my browser.

 

[Marvin]

Kengle's fucking insane. Heh, his insanity is kinda interesting (or not really interesting, just... amazing, I guess) to me, is there a topic on him elsewhere?

 

[Holdek]

Not going to bother pushing this into updates because it's literal begging.

Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him.

 

[Owlflaps]

There are no assumptions being made. All we know about Kengel is that he has been involved in a romantic relationship with one Christian Chandler for a few months. And isn't a trolling thing. We all support their gay love. Speaking in code about "LEGO" is not needed. God bless.

Does that mean that Christian and Kengle's gay marriage is a future event, too?

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Some of the stuff he listed isn't even out yet.

Curse you Chronos god of Time! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED

He'd screen out of every survey. He's an unemployed, 30+ year old man who doesn't own a house, have any investments, doesn't make any of the major purchasing decisions for his household, has no kids, and probably isn't going to be purchasing a new car or a house any time soon. He might qualify for some of the videogame surveys, but honestly no companies would give a shit about his opinion on anything enough to pay him for it.

I dunno, Chris does have a lot of disposable income. And a lot of this Lego crap is clearly marketed at people like him.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Does that mean that Christian and Kengle's gay marriage is a future event, too?

I don't know. At the moment they are mostly in it for the sex.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Kengle's fucking insane. Heh, his insanity is kinda interesting (or not really interesting, just... amazing, I guess) to me, is there a topic on him elsewhere?

I think he's the kind of puddle of annoying that will only grow with attention: he reads everything we types and will try again and again to get Chris' attention by trying to suck him off whenever he can. We make topics about Lolcows; he's an intestinal worm barely surviving inside the ass of an already dying Lolcow

 

[Count Olaf]

Speaking of Legos, when will that Awesome Alliance contest Chris entered himself into going to end? We all know there's no way in hell he's winning, and we all know how much of a sore loser he is. I wonder if the news that he lost will provoke any activity from him. At the very least it ought to cause a tard rage-full facebook post, but maybe we'll get lucky and he'll make a video. Guess we'll see.

 

[Marvin]

I think he's the kind of puddle of annoying that will only grow with attention: he reads everything we types and will try again and again to get Chris' attention by trying to suck him off whenever he can. We make topics about Lolcows; he's an intestinal worm barely surviving inside the ass of an already dying Lolcow

Yeah, that's a good point.

 

[Owlflaps]

I don't know. At the moment they are mostly in it for the sex.

If "Lego" is a code word for gay sex, who's the "top brick" and who's the "bottom brick"?

 

[BatNapalm]

Speaking of Legos, when will that Awesome Alliance contest Chris entered himself into going to end? We all know there's no way in hell he's winning, and we all know how much of a sore loser he is. I wonder if the news that he lost will provoke any activity from him. At the very least it ought to cause a tard rage-full facebook post, but maybe we'll get lucky and he'll make a video. Guess we'll see.

I still don't fully understand what the rules/point of the Awesome Alliance contest was but I'm almost 100% certain that Chris did it wrong.

 

[Anonimo]

I still don't fully understand what the rules/point of the Awesome Alliance contest was but I'm almost 100% certain that Chris did it wrong.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Chris use Kreo pieces in addition to the LEGO pieces? If he did, then right from the start he would've broken at least one rule. I don't know all the rules of the competition, but I think logic would dictate that a LEGO competition would call for a creation built entirely out of LEGO pieces.

 

[BatNapalm]

Like when I look on the Awesome Alliance page, I see people building small objects out of Lego and photographing them in a way that, for example, makes it look like a cat is wearing a Lego jetpack or a dog's wearing Lego glasses. Which I'm pretty sure the point of the contest is.

Whereas Chris just snapped a picture of his magic homo highschool and the "awesome alliance" of him, Sunglasses Planeshirt (his original Lego avatar, or so he claims), his horrid Sonichu and Rosechu customs, Angel Bob, his mom, some Kreo woman (I dunno), and the characters from that Lego Movie he has such a bent hard-on for. It really has nothing to do with anything, which makes it all the more funny to me.

 

[Count Olaf]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Chris use Kreo pieces in addition to the LEGO pieces? If he did, then right from the start he would've broken at least one rule. I don't know all the rules of the competition, but logic would dictate that a LEGO competition would call for a creation built entirely out of LEGO pieces.

Oh he's no doubt been disqualified for breaking multiple rules. One of the major rules as I recall was that your submission needs to be something YOU created. Chris didn't even make that school, it cam from a set. He just took it, spruced it up, put a bunch of mish-mashed mini-figs in there, and thought that was his own TRUE and HONEST creation that was guaranteed to win the contest simply because it was made by him.

And you forget, this is also the same guy who thinks cartoons actually physically exist in another world. Logic and reason are two things he's long since abandoned.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I got him an extension for the High School, there was a room missing

 

[theobservdr]

yea I think he should just look into what he needs and what he doesn't need. But seeing it is Chris, it is hardly surprising...

 

[CalmMyTits]

yea I think he should just look into what he needs and what he doesn't need. But seeing it is Chris, it is hardly surprising...

I doubt Hoardzilla ever taught him about balancing needs and wants.

 

[Some JERK]

I doubt Hoardzilla ever taught him about balancing needs and wants.

Well, you can't really teach something you don't know. People who hoard usually have no ability to assign appropriate value to things. They think they need everything.

 

[drmccoy]

Christ, what an asshole. He's like a five year old "GIMME, GIMME, GIMME". One act of kindness opens the floodgates of greed. This is merely the latest in a long line of entitlement. There are times I would like to see fatty's line of thinking here.
What thought process led him to beg for toys over the internet? Or, perhaps, is this like when he posted toys that "trolls" gave him when in reality he bought them and needed cover for Hoardzilla?

I bet in two weeks he'll post pictures of "gifts" from "trolls".