everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[Galectra]

tumblr used to be a place for cool photos. now its just a place for attention whores and stupid feminists

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

5-in-the-morning-rant ahead

Spoiler: On-topic but prob dumb

We all know how tumblrites are the first to reinforce stereotypes (women has short haircut? lesbian! wears a flannel shirt? lesbian! is strong and muscular? ~uwu precious baby lesbian that is also probably trans), but had anyone encountered these odd, completely arbitrary cliches they develop based on either nothing or something real flimsy?

I am talking how about a woman who is called an "adventurer" is 100% confirmed leetsbian guyze, cause apparently such an euphemism existed back in like victorian era (and which no-one cares about), or how maining certain characters/having moles on specific body parts/other unrelated things are THE TELLING SIGNS OF TEH LEZ.

I also saw a set of cliches like that "point out" asexuality - apparently, if a character is said to like dragons, they are ace, no exceptions. I wonder what dragon furries have to say about that.

 

[IceGray]

They've certainly gone headlong for the whole "Sharp-dressed woman radiates ultra lesbienne energy," cliche, even if it isn't a butch woman.

Edit: Nazi lesbians are nothing new, but this is absurd. (dashboard-blog)

Spoiler: Long-ass screencaps

 

[Meowthkip]

I also saw a set of cliches like that "point out" asexuality - apparently, if a character is said to like dragons, they are ace, no exceptions. I wonder what dragon furries have to say about that.

I think they'll just glance over at all the macro hyper muscle porn they've commissioned and just shrug.

 

[morninghomo]

i have to respect furries in general, when ur on that weird shit nothing seems much weirder

 

[Meowthkip]

We need more lopunnys in the world.

 

[kidsquid]

It's time to stop.

 

[IceGray]

They'd have better reception if they made those lions like anime monster gals.

 

[Synthesizer Patel]

 

[IceGray]

She completely warped the meaning of sisterhood there.

 

[Nekromantik]

Wyświetl załącznik 410435
It's time to stop.

One of those lions is male.

 

[kidsquid]

One of those lions is male.

No she's a perfect lil uwu trans female!!

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

>he
>lesbian

 

[IceGray]

One of those lions is male.

But you can give anime lesbian lions nice big curls to show their manes.

 

[HY 140]

>it

wat

 

[Meowthkip]

>it

wat

>15

That explains everything.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

https://sapphictionalgirls.tumblr.com/post/172037576116/is-leah-from-love-simon-not-bi-x
http://archive.is/6IgKd

Tumblr lesbians are huge biphobes and erase a female character's canon bisexuality because they can't project on her? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

 

[goma]

"I personally identify with this character, thus she's definitely also a lesbian."

 

[morninghomo]

"I personally identify with this character, thus she's definitely also a lesbian."

thats really all it is, isnt it

ever since these people discovered the concept of "compulsory heterosexuality" they apply it to every bi and straight female character

Spoiler: reading into this too much

i also love the part where they imply that her not knowing if shes allowed to like a guy, until shes told its ok, is somehow proof that shes secretly gay. despite the fact that it reads exactly like her thinking shes a lesbian and not knowing how to accept the fact that shes bi- something a lot of teens [ :powerlevel: including me] went thru, cause theyre raised in an environment where being gay is fine, but being bi is still considered off and are told 'u can either be gay or straight, not both'

see i can dissect this shit too

 

[Valstrax]

Okay gays, it is time for the Mystery Box! The first clue is someone who's female.
> Lesbian
NO THEY'RE NOT FUCKING LESBIAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT TUMBLRINA

(I apologize greatly, but I had to make this joke. And as we can all agree, I am not really wrong.)