everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[Saki Nikaido]

They have a bad case of yuri goggles stuck to their eyes.
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Although I have my doubts that particular OP is thread-worthy aside from her sapphic orgy ramblings.

Ah yes, because waving at another woman is something only a lesbian would do.

 

[IceGray]

It's another homophobic stereotype: Too friendly to the same gender? You're on the way to being a loose homosexual slut.

 

[Saki Nikaido]

It's another homophobic stereotype: Too friendly to the same gender? You're on the way to being a loose homosexual slut.

Yeah I see that a lot in fandoms, any friendly interaction is automatically gay, and will be shipped, especially in shows that are predominately female.

 

[Red Hood]

It's another homophobic stereotype: Too friendly to the same gender? You're on the way to being a loose homosexual slut.

Jeez, you can't even celebrate how awesome it is to be a dudebro member of the patriarchy anymore without people shipping you with other dudes.

 

[IceGray]

No bromances or sistas from anotha mista friendships on Twitter or Tumblr these days.

The "gays only event thing" looks like a :autism: lesboforced meme.

 

[Rayemond46]

Great, now they're trying to ruin The Incredibles with their stupid lesbian/gay goggles.

Edit: So I was checking that tweet to see if the comments are filled with delusional lesbians. And even some of these people calls out on their BS.

 

[IceGray]

I'd like to see their reaction if the most explicit "male-gazingly" sexy lesbian hentais made it to the big screen. Would they scratch it to said hentai or cry about dudebros enjoying it?

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

I'd like to see their reaction if the most explicit "male-gazingly" sexy lesbian hentais made it to the big screen. Would they scratch it to said hentai or cry about dudebros enjoying it?

I've seen these internet lesbians whine about sexy f/f hentais and cry about the evil menz making it for the ~male gaze~ and the ~objectification~. So yeah, the second option is the correct one.

 

[bvt_hooligan]

Great, now they're trying to ruin The Incredibles with their stupid lesbian/gay goggles.

Edit: So I was checking that tweet to see if the comments are filled with delusional lesbians. And even some of these people calls out on their BS.
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i'm fascinated with power they deny the reality, it truly takes some new level of shallowness and sexual frustation.

i always wondered if this kinda people project their shit on real life as well and decide that every girl who was doing as much as just being friendly automatically wants to bang them. talk about creepy.

i could also point out and oblvious thing that, - even if elasticgirl was actually hitting on the stranger, - it'd make her bisexual, since husband and kids, you know? but there is no need, everyone already knows their reasoning behind calling her a lesbain.

 

[IceGray]

I've seen these internet lesbians whine about sexy f/f hentais and cry about the evil menz making it for the ~male gaze~ and the ~objectification~. So yeah, the second option is the correct one.

But since they're pretty much talking up a storm about their dream orgies, they should be scratching it to the most stereotypical lesbian porn.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

But since they're pretty much talking up a storm about their dream orgies, they should be scratching it to the most stereotypical lesbian porn.
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Nah, according to them these evil menz whack to to that "stereotypical lesbian porn" so it's BAD. These desperate women believe that they're above all straight men and insist that a woman thirsting over another is LIEK TTLY MUCH BETTER than a guy thinking a girl is attractive.

The lack of self-awareness is staggering and creepy.

 

[Meowthkip]

Great, now they're trying to ruin The Incredibles with their stupid lesbian/gay goggles.

Edit: So I was checking that tweet to see if the comments are filled with delusional lesbians. And even some of these people calls out on their BS.
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Wow, there's a lot of people that want to break up this happy, fictional family just so they can flick it to some THICC MILF.

 

[friedshrimp]

And I don't even get why. I mean, dudebro fanboys are always fantasizing about 'hot' female characters, yet you don't see them wanting to have weird 'breaking families' fantasies.

 

[Momo Kisaragi]

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The sheer quantity of KimShego content astounded me when I looked up stuff about the show a year or two after it aired. I don't remember much of the show, would that pairing have had any weight (I mean not officially, early 2000s Disney show probably lacked lesbians) for it or would that be a case of this flavor of Yuri Goggles existing in the Pre-TwitterTumblr Era?

 

[DatBepisTho]

The sheer quantity of KimShego content astounded me when I looked up stuff about the show a year or two after it aired. I don't remember much of the show, would that pairing have had any weight (I mean not officially, early 2000s Disney show probably lacked lesbians) for it or would that be a case of this flavor of Yuri Goggles existing in the Pre-TwitterTumblr Era?

It's a case of Lesbian goggles. Two women can't be nice to each other or hate each other without wanting to fuck for some reason. Fandoms are weird, man, you don't even have to remember the show to figure out what's shipping nonsense.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

i could also point out and oblivious thing that, - even if elasticgirl was actually hitting on the stranger, - it'd make her bisexual, since husband and kids, you know? but there is no need, everyone already knows their reasoning behind calling her a lesbain.

I could be remembering things a little bit wrong, but doesn't Helen/Elastigirl have a bit of a (first-wave) feminist agenda going on like with Wonder Woman? Wasn't she a superhero so she could be an idol for young girls to look up to? Also isn't that actually one of those young girls (no older than in her teens) she's waving to in that screenshot? So to these lesbos, age is but a number?

 

[HY 140]

well damn we must all be lesbians for waving hi at a lady

 

[Momo Kisaragi]

well damn we must all be lesbians for waving hi at a lady

We are all lesbians on this blessed day.

Think I can up my lesbian level, lesbel if you will, by showing other forms of basic politeness? I want to know if holding the door open for women will make me a strong enough lesbian to fist fight [insert popular lesbian figure here].

 

[IceGray]

And I don't even get why. I mean, dudebro fanboys are always fantasizing about 'hot' female characters, yet you don't see them wanting to have weird 'breaking families' fantasies.

They're unironically worshipping the NTR fantasy.

 

[Rakdos92]

They have a bad case of yuri goggles stuck to their eyes.
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Although I have my doubts that particular OP is thread-worthy aside from her sapphic orgy ramblings.

So Mr Invincible dicked Elastigirl so good, she turned bi? Not bad. Not bad at all.

And I don't even get why. I mean, dudebro fanboys are always fantasizing about 'hot' female characters, yet you don't see them wanting to have weird 'breaking families' fantasies.

These lesbians are butthurt they aren't the "fathers" of her children, so they escape to the fantasy of rescuing that poor wife from a life that breaks her soul.

Yeaah, I think I prefer the porn where a dude fucks a lesbian, said lesbian becomes bi and drags her girlfriend into servicing her new boyfriend.
You know, good wholesome conversion and cuckqueaning.

They're unironically worshipping the NTR fantasy.

Exactly.