everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[Staticness]

It is because the female mind cannot fathom anything outside romance and sexuality. They aren't truly capable of friendship, only a pale imitation of it.

I got some bad news for you about those “women”…

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Can anyone trying to go "it is actually troons" just fuck off to troon threads? We have enough.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Damn, last post in here was also mine, but I had found that there is a story written in '70 that has the "sword lesbians who are cool" shit already.
I wonder if it is the root of that, or these chicks just have these ideas as combo of actually lusting for men and "woman as strong as man" propaganda.

 

[TrulyMan]

Anyone can be a lesbian! Including males! As long as you don't use that dirty word m*n.
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Talking cats are lesbian!

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Genderless dragons are lesbians!
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NICE JOB CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!! FUCK YOU LESBOPHOBE
I love the mocking of these obvious autists by people who claim to be such great advocates for neurodivergent people.
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"if ur genderqueer in some way and love women" Slow your roll bigot! That's non-men loving non-men to you. It is perfectly okay to imply that trans men are actually just lesbians.
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All the categories are arbitrary. Saying that men aren't lesbians is "linguistic purism".

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Why is this a thing?
The only tiny speck of logic I first saw was that Lesbians -> colors of lesbians -> variations of lesbian flags.
But then they did it on Team Rocket, one of which is a guy, the other a cat.
Where´s the Lesbian? They even said the cat didnt count?
What the fuck man.

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Oh right, he´s Lesbian because "I decide he´s not a cis-male and thus he is Non-binary male and thus he is a lesbian".
I see the logic now, didn´t read the full post.
They first have to warp things and then have to sexualize everything, including in the OP a picture of three apples drawn with cutesy eyes.

This is the problem with these freaks, its not that they are gay, queer or even trans. Its those among this group (and probably some straight people) who have completely poisoned their minds and now have warped world views and are hypersexualized. For them words and language and objective truth have no meaning at all. Its all relative to their own inclinations.


Edit 2: I imagine, in that there lay some kind of freedom that´s like a drug. You must keep hooked at it though to get the effect. Like if you truly can decide what the world is then nothing can hurt you. Maybe that´s why they are so toxic once their pseudo-niceness is un-masked. I think Im starting to get post-modern identitarianism now, finally.

 

[spergingandbrave]

A friend found this gem while scrolling through twitter. A troon, a man, and somehow a lesbian all in one. Somehow.

Goes unsaid by the way, but the "triggering topics" is literally grooming and pedophilia. But then the LGBTAIDS+ community wants to know why everyone else thinks they're into children.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I had tits at ten. My period started at 11. What's your point? Have you ever been vaginally penetrated, pregnant or pushed a baby through your pelvis and genitals? If the answer is "no," and it is, then who are you to pontificate when girls are ready for those experiences?

shut the fuck up bitch. dont get mad cause they dont wanna fuck you, just lower your goddamn standards

 

[pork and beans]

bruh. recent interaction with a woman;

"bi woman"; Im totally bi, i like girls and boys!
me; Whens the last time you dated a girl?
"bi woman"; About 7 years ago when I was a sophomore in highschool
me; Why havent you dated one recently?
"bi woman"; Oh Im married to a guy

Very few women are genuinely lesbian. Theyre either attention whores or trying to fit in with the crowd. By their late to mid 20s they will be exclusively with men.

shes based
ignoring all the women who only say theyre bi for the brownie points, why would genuinely bisexual women choose to have a same sex marriage? to get beaten lol? especially if they intend to have children of their own. that shes only involved with a man doesnt negate anything. its not like she told you she was gay.

 

[George Floyd]

I had tits at ten. My period started at 11. What's your point? Have you ever been vaginally penetrated, pregnant or pushed a baby through your pelvis and genitals? If the answer is "no," and it is, then who are you to pontificate when girls are ready for those experiences?

shut the fuck up bitch. dont get mad cause they dont wanna fuck you, just lower your goddamn standards

You're such a cute lesbian couple

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

You're such a cute lesbian couple

Lesbian the change you want to see in the world <3