🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[John Andrews Stan]

It got him a punch in the face and black eye.

He keeps denying the black eye. I personally don’t think he got punched by Rene, but by one of the genuine law enforcement officers who caught Bob impersonating someone with authority.

 

[Toasty]

He got in the way of one too many real paramedics or cops at an accident scene and they finally put him in his place. It was bound to happen sooner or later. (I can't wait until it does)

 

[S O T P]

He keeps denying the black eye. I personally don’t think he got punched by Rene, but by one of the genuine law enforcement officers who caught Bob impersonating someone with authority.

According to Slob in a video he made a few years ago, he caused a disturbance at Hartacus when he threw a 'Me first, I'm more important than everyone' hissy fit and the good folks at Hartacus called the cops. My guess is that he pulled another hissy fit somewhere or, got punched out after trying to cut in line at a food bank to get to the bacon first.

 

[Toasty]

According to Slob in a video he made a few years ago, he caused a disturbance at Hartacus when he threw a 'Me first, I'm more important than everyone' hissy fit and the good folks at Hartacus called the cops. My guess is that he pulled another hissy fit somewhere or, got punched out after trying to cut in line at a food bank to get to the bacon first.

Do you recall the video?

 

[S O T P]

Do you recall the video?

Here you go. At 11:40, this video will make you want to get in your car, drive to Slob's shithole and club him to death with a 2x4, with a nail in it.

Of note, since Jabba the Retard is incapable of deciphering his electric bill, he thinks he is being charged for using 737 kilowatts per hour. 737 kilowatts per hour is enough to light up a small town.

Stupid fucking dickhead.

Here's 3 more Slob begging and complaining classics: #1, #2, and #3.

I think a couple of these videos are 10 years old. Slob hasn't changed and his 'abundant life' is a fucking joke.

He hasn't spent a dime on fixing his shithole trailer and he still bitches about his leaky roof, hole in the ceiling, and plastic on the windows.

He also hasn't spent a dime on Rene.

But, he has money for lime green clothes, radios, patches, badges, signs, Chris T is King hats, fake diplomas, flashy lights, cable, satellite TV, and weather stations.

Slob is a piece of shit in a league of his own.

 

[Willard on the Cart]

It got him a punch in the face and a black eye.
Of course, being the lying sack of shit that he is, Slob attributed (roll up to 14:15) the swelling around the orbit of his eye and the green-tinted reabsorbing blood on a mole.
That must have been a giant mole! Or maybe it was a squirrel or a raccoon.

When Bob passes and they do an autopsy, they'll discover everything above his neck is a mole.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I like it when Bob claims that he will be one of the people judging the rest of us when the sky fairy returns.
That statement alone should get him institutionalized.

Or get sent right to hell when/if God does take one look at him and his special brand of Christianity

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Here you go. At 11:40, this video will make you want to get in your car, drive to Slob's shithole and club him to death with a 2x4, with a nail in it.

Of note, since Jabba the Retard is incapable of deciphering his electric bill, he thinks he is being charged for using 737 kilowatts per hour. 737 kilowatts per hour is enough to light up a small town.

Stupid fucking dickhead.

Here's 3 more Slob begging and complaining classics: #1, #2, and #3.

Slob is a piece of shit in a league of his own.

What an insufferable example of unchristian like behavior.

 

[HarveySperg41]

So today we were at the beach and the little one and I were making a sand castl. Anyway I heard a someo using a whistle and it ended up being a lifeguar. But I started to think what would Slob to if he went to the beach, how would he behave? I bet the first thing he would do is put his care hat on, find the cheapest shirt to pass himself off as a lifeguard and promptly cause someone to drown.

Spoiler: Thar he blows!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@HarveySperg41 Probably that as well as some preaching about modesty.

 

[KD8IEW]

So today we were at the beach and the little one and I were making a sand castl. Anyway I heard a someo using a whistle and it ended up being a lifeguar. But I started to think what would Slob to if he went to the beach, how would he behave? I bet the first thing he would do is put his care hat on, find the cheapest shirt to pass himself off as a lifeguard and promptly cause someone to drown.

Spoiler: Thar he blows!

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He'd probably spend most his time fighting off people trying to push him back in the ocean thinking he was a whale.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Here you go. At 11:40, this video will make you want to get in your car, drive to Slob's shithole and club him to death with a 2x4, with a nail in it.

What a completely worthless piece of shit.

If I ever worry that we're ing Slob, I'll just replay that video to remind myself that he deserves every last iota of scorn and ridicule that we, or anyone who comes into contact with him, can muster.

(And it will also remind me that he's been regularly poor-mouthing the Internet since at least the second Obama administration, with not the slightest show of gratitude for the charity he's been given by dozens of people and institutions.)

 

[HarveySperg41]

He'd probably spend most his time fighting off people trying to push him back in the ocean thinking he was a whale.

Slob stomping around the beach. “hey yous, you’re getting bernt, here put this jelly fish on, it’s Gid’s sunscrean. Don’t question me I’m a Doktur!”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he's been regularly poor-mouthing the Internet since at least the second Obama administration, with not the slightest show of gratitude for the charity he's been given by dozens of people and institutions.

Bob doesn’t do gratitude. When he got his new (used) car after complaining about his van for years, Bob focused not on how grateful he was for a safe vehicle, but on how his new car PROVED he was a prophet!!!! (PS he’s not.)

Can you imagine having Bob as a houseguest? No need: I once spoke to someone who’s known Bob for years and has even suffered having him under his roof. I wasn’t surprised to learn that Bob is utterly shiftless and expects to be waited on hand and foot, which his hosts did. But he still complained about everything. For example, his hosts cooked him a lavish breakfast, but Bob grumbled that the yolks of the eggs should have been runnier. Bob also bitched that his hosts’ shower water was too hot, that he was bothered by being able to hear bird sounds outside, that he was upset that the house toilets didn’t flush exactly like his back at the palatial trailer in Ohio.

This is way back in the thread, but remember when my namesake paid for Bob and Rene to stay in a hotel during one trip to IN for a family reunion? Bob complained because the 12 miles between the reunion and the hotel was way too far to drive, berating my namesake that he “should have done better” at booking and paying for a hotel that was more to Bob’s specifications. Then Bob spotted a bug in the bathroom of his free hotel and made a Facebook post and video about what a lowlife my namesake was for giving him free lodging. Bob posted this within hours of my namesake giving him multiple gift cards for restaurants and gas for their drive home. (Funnily enough, Bob omitted from his post any mention of the hundreds of dollars worth of gifts he’d received that day from the object of his rage.)

TL;DR Bob is a straight up wicked person (that’s רשע in Hebrew and supposed religion PhD Bob has no clue how to read it or say it). Satan’s keeping his seat warm in hell. It’s a good thing he’s literally retarded; with an ounce of intelligence, someone as incapable of remorse as Bob is would be very dangerous. I’m grateful God made him a stupid sociopath instead of one capable of cunning.

 

[Willard on the Cart]

Can you imagine having Bob as a houseguest?

Remember the video were J.H.A. talked about having Bob over to his house and how bad he smelled. John said it took days to get the "funk" out of the house!!

https://youtu.be/88KJbzE-2uA

Look at Rene's face in this video. How disgusted and hurt she is that Bob is exploiting her situation for all to see.

This happened years ago, and it's so satisfying that every day since this video Bob's life has been a living hell. He deserves everything that happens to him.

Hopefully Rene gets away from this monster!!!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

https://youtu.be/88KJbzE-2uA

Look at Rene's face in this video. How disgusted and hurt she is that Bob is exploiting her situation for all to see.

This happened years ago, and it's so satisfying that every day since this video Bob's life has been a living hell. He deserves everything that happens to him.

Hopefully Rene gets away from this monster!!!

Holy shit Bob, can you not quit chewing your food long enough to make a 3 minute video?
Maybe this was back in the days when his teeth would randomly fall out of his mouth, and he's rearranging them as he speaks.

 

[S O T P]

Still waiting to see his taxpayer paid for false teeth that he was fitted for about 4 years ago.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Look at Rene's face in this video. How disgusted and hurt she is that Bob is exploiting her situation for all to see.

This is why it’s impossible to a-log Bob. He’s subjected her to so much public humiliation without a second thought, and continues to do so.

Fantasy ending: Rene sets up () a GFM, Kiwi Farmers fund her escape, she finds safe haven with her mother and my namesake, then gets healthy and meets a guy who doesn’t steal her money, violate her privacy or hold her hostage in a condemned trailer. One day, Rene receives a mysterious package from New Zealand. When she opens the box, she finds it contains the holy grail: the McKim family heirloom Tupperware. Rene lets her adorable dogs use the containers as shit bowls, then sends everything to the landfill. My namesake streams it all and the thread cheers.

The ending to the fantasy is the same as the actual ending: Bob bitterly complains every day for the rest of his sorry lifetime, dies alone, and sucks cocks in hell for eternity. We laugh.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

If I was guaranteed the money would go to Rene and her leaving, I'd donate in a heartbeat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I was guaranteed the money would go to Rene and her leaving, I'd donate in a heartbeat.

I’m sure many of us would. But Rene would have to promise to cut off all contact and block Bob everywhere. He’s definitely the type of guy who’d cry, plead and guilt trip to get his meal ticket back.