🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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What is it about familial death that makes lolcows have sudden personality changes? Bob went from his usual insanity to this greed-induced lucidity, all because of a trailer and prehistoric Tupperware. God bless his little heart.
 
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Short one today
https://youtube.com/watch?v=75PRWPJhJZI
They're at it again, these people who hate Bob for His name's sake; Someone has made a fake Facebook profile with Bob's name; A friend of Bob's has notified him about a friend request; Bob reported it to Facebook; his birthday was wrong in the fake profile; Bob demands this to stop right now, he wants Kiwifarms and Bisexual Ministries Inc to be taken down NOW or it'll get worse for the people behind them; Bob finishes by warning his friends about fake profiles
Nothing fun.
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It could be his late father communicating from beyond.

- Please ignore my son and his sins! Remember, he is not worthy of my tupperware!
 
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"LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M A DOCTOR. DOCTOR. DOCTOR. DOCTOR!"

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I somehow doubt he knows what this is.

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The vast network of the darkweb is still after his netscape bux.
 
I have to say, I'm really enjoying his personal account (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_PZo7VEROke2qsu7gimCpQ) (dead link). Good use of music, shorter vids. The videos of his bisexual ministry are more formal and informative, naturally, but I think he should use the same techniques in the videos he makes for his personal evangelizing account too.
 
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Hey it looks like Bob figured out how to live stream!


Mod edit: Video was removed by Bob.
 
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Well I'm late to the party but I think this guy is a minister just like our very own :pickleman: Marvin is with the Universal life or whatever it is mail in money order pastoral shitificate.

Thank the good lord he paid all those pre-paid legal fees from his very small collection of disability funds every check so that he couldn't have help in Ohio where he lives after his dad was dead, great investment for a rainy day there Dr. Dumbass.

Florida has been nasty last month from a humidity and temperature perspective. Robert McKim's dad probably stunk to high heaven on that kitchen floor after just a few hours if the AC wasn't turned on consistently. How ironic? Common law marriage was grandfathered in since 1968 and is not recognized currently so unless there's an actual marriage license, you can't get married sticking around your forgetful girlfriend long enough, but Florida will recognize a valid common law marriage from a state that does allow them to have legal recognition there if you move to God's waiting room, Ohio doesn't have common law marriages however so . . .

Finally, to be fair, Florida is a place notorious for bilking mentally degenerating old people into changing their wills on the sly to cut out family in place for the one running the con. Not pointing any fingers in this particular case, just saying it's not completely unheard of for a scam there and Bob McKim and his dad seem(ed) like easy marks for this particular gambit. If the other family was misinformed and not misleading intentionally then no harm, but if the daughters got going bat-shit crazy mom to try and hijack her boyfriend's estate, well, they just made a very dangerous diabetic enemy.
 
Hey everybody! I've got an update or two, for ya'll.

First of all, back when John dropped these pictures on me, he made a comment or two that slipped through the cracks. It's worth mentioning now, because 1) It's an awesome little tidbit, and 2) JHA referenced it, earlier today.
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These pictures were taken, during Bob's infamous "Threesome Weekend!" The one he talks about, in his autobiography! Here is @Silvana Rosechu's write-up, of that incident.

And here's John's...
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Also- I asked John how tall he is (because the McKim clan looks so short in these pics). Andrews is 6'2" barefooted, 229 lbs. So, Bob is 5'6" ish maybe? What do you think?
It seemed like Bob was on a Florida trip- he made some Facebook comments, to that effect.
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And this morning, Andrews sent me a little message on Facebook, confirming.
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The salt that will spew from Pastor Bob when he has to return from FL empty-handed will make the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah look like a tabletop salt shaker.
 
My wife is considering going to a tupperware party this weekend, I had suggested she contact RLM and ask if there was anything she could pick up for him - guess there's no point if he's out of town.
 
Pasco County Florida is generally a shit-hole. There's sinkholes everywhere, new one developing all the time across the county territory. They want to build a giant landfill in the vicinity. Sinkholes and landfills are generally not the best combination but that's not going to stop Pasco County, no siree.

Unless his dad had a place, real house not a trailer, on the coast where low priced waterfront compared to the rest of the state homes are, the inheritance on the residence is going to be pretty negligible even if he's able to sell it or whatever his plan is.
 
Jesus Christ Rene. Write your passwords on a pad and keep it near.
 
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A rare appearance of Rene! She will lose his password soon and have to get a new facebook.
Also LMAO
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So Bob Sr didn't even own the fucking trailer he's so salty about. I love it. And I like the lawyer Bob thinks is going to help him get a fucking wallet and keys and the valued Tupperware. And I like Patty. She's handling Bisexual Bob like a boss.
 
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