🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Silvana Rosechu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LLwo7vpig4QReverend Tard showing off his humble home.

At 4:50, see the ant infestation of his Holy Roller van.

Also, dat nosehair.

If anyone is interested, about a year after this video in July of 2014, a local ministry built a ramp for Rene and Dr. Blob posted about it. Naturally, he turned the entire post into a bitch fest about how his pills are no longer covered. "Hey, this ministry built us a ramp. WHY DOES NO ONE HELP US?" Our good buddy John called him out on that one. He then put up 5 pictures of the ramp and 4 of his medication.

Spoiler: When will many of you wake up before its too late?

He might have ants but he does not have roaches, by god. Do you see any roaches? No you do not.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8-wg9B4o0lAPowerleveling to add that I have spina bifida occultis and was entirely unaware of it until I was in my thirties. The official medical response was "oh, this is probably why your menstrual cramps are so bad. Here, have some awesome drugs for your lady-time." Nut up, Bob.

He does NOT have roaches. His gift is PROPHECY. NOT ROACHES.

Spoiler: I DO NOT HAVE ROCHES!!!!!!!!!

I have yet to find anything about REACT in his old Facebook posts, but it seems our good Pastor Porky has some FEMA certificates from an independent study course he did so he can help out in EMA controlled areas. I have no idea if this is in any way related or similar to REACT, but here it is.

Spoiler: FEMA Certificates

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He sure loves his certificates, just like someone else @Thundersteam .

 

[Mister Moo]

If anyone is interested, about a year after this video in July of 2014, a local ministry built a ramp for Rene and Dr. Blob posted about it.

Also, in the "Tired of other Christians" video, at 4:25 he mentions how his deck is the envy of the neighborhood, and how the trailer "came" with the ramp.

Wow Bob, that's shitty... Even for you...

 

[Kangaroo]

I have yet to find anything about REACT in his old Facebook posts, but it seems our good Pastor Porky has some FEMA certificates from an independent study course he did so he can help out in EMA controlled areas. I have no idea if this is in any way related or similar to REACT, but here it is.

Spoiler: FEMA Certificates

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Hold on a minute - He says that he can "volunteer for the red cross" - I thought we already established they wouldn't let him, because he lied about being some sort of ranking official in the organisation at one time. How far does his delusions extend?

Also, in the "Tired of other Christians" video, at 4:25 he mentions how his deck is the envy of the neighborhood, and how the trailer "came" with the ramp.

Wow Bob, that's shitty... Even for you...

Yup, he's seriously into bad mouthing anyone who does a good deed for him. He's constantly complaining about food from the food pantry - like he's forced to take it all. He's even complained when a local church gave him some vouchers for groceries, but it was "for the wrong store".

 

[Mister Moo]

This is too good, not to post instantly.

Spoiler: Hey Null!

@Null I was going to ask @CatParty to do this, but that's not in the cards ATM. Besides, you did mention that you wanted this dude to get in touch with you.

Any chance you could edit the first page of this thread, and insert GIANT LETTERS that say, "ATTENTION JOHN H ANDREWS- if you're reading this, please follow these instructions!

1- Get a comfy chair and at least three cold beers from the fridge.
2- Read this thread, drink the beer, and enjoy.
3- Contact Null. He's the guy that runs things around here. He'll get you set up as a VIP.
4- Seriously dude, please register. You'll fit in here great. And you'll be lauded as a Superstar."

Or, whatever you want to say. I just feel he should get a special-mention, on the first page, you know? We WANT him to register...

6:30 in, if you feel like you gotta skip. But you'd be missing some good stuff.

Spoiler: More Fallout

more notes on 26 February 2016 - exposing the evil
Right away, showing another vid he did. Then he plays a VM, on a video he already filmed. Windows 10 conspiracy- Microsoft part of the Conspiracy. 2:29- Rene's mail. 2:50- getting emails from an AbbyRene Jackson.- troll? 3:30- JHA confirmed MASTER TROLL. 6:00- Rene's mom needs to apologize, JHA is an evil man. 6:30 JHA HIMSELF! MASTER TROLL! 8:03 – Bob's reaction- doesn't think that JHA has the right to use the money as he thought. 9:20 = his defense of co-habitation- it's ok because I get more money. 11:55- “I shouldn't have to live like the other poor ppl” 15:50- “He's exposing himself to me!” 17:50- rene was trying to access old AOL account.

27 February 2016- ezekiel
Radio chatter, pc probs 2:20 finally gets around to bible quotes...4:20- I am a trumpeter of God. I'm warning you, as a prophet, that you're about to get it buster. 15m- a lot of bible reading w/o interpretation. 15:40- some ppl think they're better. 18:40- JHA shout-out- apparently he sent an organization a check with RLM's name on it, pissing him off. Rene's mom needs to leave JHA. 21:50 – we have 2 read bib. Pope is no closer to God than Mohammed or Buddha. Or ganhi. 'But when a prophet comes along, like myself, we get put down. Just like David Wilkerson. He was a prophet killed before his time- An Accident. Of course, some ppl think They were trying to shut him up- didn't wanna hear the truth he was preaching. Just like ppl don't wanna hear what I'm preaching” 24:25- I've got friends that think you're being controlled by Satan, no matter how much Rene's mother wants to say you're not.” 25m- And if Rene's Aunt really loved her, she'd wake up and realize what's really going on and contact us.and apologize, just because I said... What I said in another video, that she's weird.” She acts like a blonde! 26m- not his fault that he's on the house phone, and the CELL phone rings. 27m- nobody wants to pursue charges about Rene's phone. Then he films JHA's comment. “I'm sending your ex wife and her sweety (sic) to Gatlinburg!” (note- feb26 contains references to JHA)

I'm thinking it's Sensei Andrews. The man deserves an honorific.

EDIT- Just found out he was a Sergeant in the Army.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Paging @MasterDisaster: Would you be interested in conducting another interview for the Farms?

 

[Yaks]

Paging @MasterDisaster: Would you be interested in conducting another interview for the Farms?

If you're looking for him to interview Bob, he already tried and Bob pretty much called him a hacking troll and that he was on to him.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Paging @MasterDisaster: Would you be interested in conducting another interview for the Farms?

Was already on it. Sadly Bob assumed I'm an evil hacker because he can't read an email correctly.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

If you're looking for him to interview Bob, he already tried and Bob pretty much called him a hacking troll and that he was on to him.

Was already on it. Sadly Bob assumed I'm an evil hacker because he can't read an email correctly.

That's a shame, but I was hoping that Evangelist Sergeant John Andrews would agree to an interview, though the world may not be ready for that much awesome in one audio recording.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LLwo7vpig4QReverend Tard showing off his humble home.

At 4:50, see the ant infestation of his Holy Roller van.

Also, dat nosehair.

I'm not sure what bothers me more---the fact that I can see up his nose, or that it looks like his hair hasn't been washed in any of his videos.
Well, there's also this.

That white thing? That's a toilet.
That's a fucking toilet sitting on his front deck.
That's like trailer trash bingo, right there & if your van is infested with ants,

it's probably time to CLEAN OUT YOUR FUCKING VAN.

Powerleveling to add that I have spina bifida occultis and was entirely unaware of it until I was in my thirties. The official medical response was "oh, this is probably why your menstrual cramps are so bad. Here, have some awesome drugs for your lady-time." Nut up, Bob.

Dude, seriously. He acts like he's the only person in the history of the world to ever have a birth defect. It's not like he was born three months premature & has underdeveloped lungs, for fuck's sake. :powerlevel:

If anyone is interested, about a year after this video in July of 2014, a local ministry built a ramp for Rene and Dr. Blob posted about it. Naturally, he turned the entire post into a bitch fest about how his pills are no longer covered. "Hey, this ministry built us a ramp. WHY DOES NO ONE HELP US?" Our good buddy John called him out on that one. He then put up 5 pictures of the ramp and 4 of his medication.

Spoiler: When will many of you wake up before its too late?

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I have yet to find anything about REACT in his old Facebook posts, but it seems our good Pastor Porky has some FEMA certificates from an independent study course he did so he can help out in EMA controlled areas. I have no idea if this is in any way related or similar to REACT, but here it is.

Spoiler: FEMA Certificates

Wyświetl załącznik 772803
Wyświetl załącznik 772804
Wyświetl załącznik 772808
Wyświetl załącznik 772809
Wyświetl załącznik 772810

Cell-U-Itis notwithstanding, it looks like Rene has gout with the way her feet are swollen.

Also, I just. . .you know how some people become so bitter & hateful that regardless of how conventionally attractive they may be (or may have been), their toxic personality starts to affect their appearance? That's what I think of when I see Rene. Bob probably had a hand in making her the sour-looking invalid she is today, but I wonder how much of a fuck-up she was before she met Blob. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she looks as selfish & ungrateful as he is. Now, in her defense, maybe she's in a lot of pain. But if a bunch of people broke their backs, free of charge, to make me a gimp ramp because I couldn't walk, I would be fucking thrilled. She's like, "oh, some people helped me. Took them long enough."

& lol @ Pastor Faggot's FEMA certificates. Fitting, since the man clearly lives in a disaster area.

That's a shame, but I was hoping that Evangelist Sergeant John Andrews would agree to an interview, though the world may not be ready for that much awesome in one audio recording.

I second this. John is unique in that he's not only a family member, but he's been trolling Bob for years. It's always a pleasant surprise to see we've been beaten to the punch. I also found some posts where he got the same religious degrees as Bob, just to fuck with him. The man is a legend. I would love if @MasterDisaster could snag an interview with him, but John still hasn't responded to me via Facebook, & I don't want to hound him. It also seems like John's trolling tapered off about a year ago, so maybe he's lost interest?

 

[The Knife]

Also, I just. . .you know how some people become so bitter & hateful that regardless of how conventionally attractive they may be (or may have been), their toxic personality starts to affect their appearance? That's what I think of when I see Rene. Bob probably had a hand in making her the sour-looking invalid she is today, but I wonder how much of a fuck-up she was before she met Blob. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she looks as selfish & ungrateful as he is.

I...may have taken a stroll through John Andrews' FB so that I could bask in his silver glow? But he showed pictures of his other daughters, who I presume are at least Rene's half-sisters. They resemble Rene to a strong degree: they're all larger women with bright hair and round faces. The huge difference is that they look radiant. In the photo, they're leaning shoulder to shoulder with warm, cheerful smiles.

And again, as you say, health problems and chronic pain can do a number on someone's personality, and pictures can lie. For all we know, the moment after that photo was taken, they could have turned into backstabbing bitches, but...there's just something about the way they're leaning on one another. And there's something about the way Blob never even mentions Rene unless he's listing her various ailments for sympathy. He's posted more photos of her inflamed leg than he's ever posted of her face.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

And again, as you say, health problems and chronic pain can do a number on someone's personality, and pictures can lie. For all we know, the moment after that photo was taken, they could have turned into backstabbing bitches, but...there's just something about the way they're leaning on one another. And there's something about the way Blob never even mentions Rene unless he's listing her various ailments for sympathy. He's posted more photos of her inflamed leg than he's ever posted of her face.

I swear John Andrews may have turned me straight. That's how you know he's a TRUE & HONEST minister, because he cured my homosexuality when Dr. Blob couldn't.
In all seriousness, though, the man is just. . .amazing. In every way imaginable.

& all that shit with Bob only using Rene to garner sympathy just sets off so many alarms in my head. I've also noticed that Rene always plays the role of "good bitch"---she doesn't speak at all while Bob is talking.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I swear John Andrews may have turned me straight. That's how you know he's a TRUE & HONEST minister, because he cured my homosexuality when Dr. Blob couldn't.
In all seriousness, though, the man is just. . .amazing. In every way imaginable.

B-but what if he turns me gay?

 

[The Knife]

B-but what if he turns me gay?

Then you are a lucky, lucky man.

 

[Mister Moo]

This is a good time to post some videos I found last night, as they're Rene-heavy. First, allow me to call your attention to the first 2min of this video, which I feel are as strong as anything, anywhere on the Kiwi Farms. Are you not entertained?

Kinda gross, pretty boring after the 2 minute mark.

Spoiler: Notes on Black Tar Heroine 24 January 2016

1:50 had her gallbladder removed, in aug2008 when they moved in together. 2:50 now back to ramblin. She didn't get her glasses and it's a caseworker's fault? And the gallbladder too? Caseworkers screw up a lot for RMC. 4:50 Caseworker on vacation... He was charged with wellfare fraud? 6:00- was wrongly accused of wellfare fraud. Caseworkers still screwing up. 7:50- Dr's problems are Obama's fault. Everything was great before? 8:16- Rene has IBS? Holy shit, is there anything Rene doesn't have? 9:30 he had anxiety issues driving the school bus? Or driving on his own?

Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.

This video's interesting because it features Bond Girl, who is definitely one of my favorite elements of this whole Passion Play. Chimping from start to 6:40.

"I know about Thai food! I watch the food network! I know there's rice! And spices!"

Spoiler: That Thai Woman Notes - 29 January 2016

OMG this is the video we needed. All about TK. 3:50 WE EAT MEAT! I can't be vegetarian. I know about thai food! I watch the food network! I know there' rice! And spices! 6:00- “You need to stop right now, with your comments!” 6:40 Black mold Apartment story 2006, followed by complaint about everything that's wrong. Rene moved in 2008. 9:30 2009 story about visiting JHA in Indiana? Rene got cellulitus on the roadtrip, 3 days in the Hosp. 16:57- holy fucking shit Rene is Typhoid Mary, she has everything. Rene's got a shit immune system.

Spoiler: Several Bond Girl Screen Grabs

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

This is a good time to post some videos I found last night, as they're Rene-heavy. First, allow me to call your attention to the first 2min of this video, which I feel are as strong as anything, anywhere on the Kiwi Farms. Are you not entertained?

Kinda gross, pretty boring after the 2 minute mark.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=VxTSlqQqyis;list=PLCl5gYI4lqbJlAr3YaITLAgGnySwSz-Oy

FUCKY YOU YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT HE ACTUALLY FILMS RENE'S NASTY-ASS DISCOLORED STOOL

 

[DavidFerrie]

FUCKY YOU YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT HE ACTUALLY FILMS RENE'S NASTY-ASS DISCOLORED STOOL

Jeez -- no wonder John Andrews trolls him as hard as he does.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

This is a good time to post some videos I found last night, as they're Rene-heavy. First, allow me to call your attention to the first 2min of this video, which I feel are as strong as anything, anywhere on the Kiwi Farms. Are you not entertained?

Oh really? Cool, what did you find?

Kinda gross, pretty boring after the 2 minute mark.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=VxTSlqQqyis;list=PLCl5gYI4lqbJlAr3YaITLAgGnySwSz-Oy

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I hate you.
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[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Why do people try to recreate Chris's sagas? This guy is so insecure about his intelligence you could probably get him to accept any kind of made up diploma or degree. Hell, you could probably get him to hang up a degree in "Jizzismtology". You'd just need to make a long ass quiz or something to make him feel like he earned it and considering how entitled he feels to everything that wouldn't be hard.

 

[bacterium]

TK, if you are a member or a lurker, I love you. Almost as much as Pastor John.