🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Poutine It Here]

With a few trips to the blood bank to sell plasma you too can own Bob's trailer.

I pay more in property taxes each year than the value of Bob's trailer.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Most people have a television in their home that is worth more than Bob's trailer and all its contents.
All of those FAKE degrees have served you well, Bob.

 

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If his shit hovel burns down it will cost most to haul the frame away than what it is worth.

 

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Wonder who this could be?

 

[Poutine It Here]

I would laugh my ass off if it turns out Rene is the "hacker" just fucking with Bob.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Wonder who this could be?

Sparkletor's guide on how to hack

Spoiler: How To Hack Bob

 

[Poutine It Here]

Sparkletor's guide on how to hack

Spoiler: How To Hack Bob

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Just don't go all wild and show how we hack his NWS weather station. The Pittsburgh NWS doesn't need to know Bob isn't giving them accurate numbers.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I am amazed at how low Bob’s IQ is, he is probably the dumbest I have ever seen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob can call the sheriff as many times as he wants. The hacking team is completely out of reach of LEOs. If Bob were the “prophet” he claims he is, he wouldn’t be in any of the circumstances he’s cultivated for himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob can call the sheriff as many times as he wants. The hacking team is completely out of reach of LEOs. If Bob were the “prophet” he claims he is, he wouldn’t be in any of the circumstances he’s cultivated for himself.

The hacking team is working directly for Jesus to punish this Satanic bisexual false prophet.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Saw this on Twitter. Think Bob would cream his jeans to have it

 

[crayolasword]

I would laugh my ass off if it turns out Rene is the "hacker" just fucking with Bob.

It’s happened many times before…

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Saw this on Twitter. Think Bob would cream his jeans to have it

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Doesn't have any radio antennas. Useless for the CAER bear squad.

 

[S O T P]

Slob is so proud of himself!

He got a radio license for the do-nothing Care Bear Patrol!

However, and predictably, he cannot spell patrol.




Slob corrected his error, with another spelling error.

Sadly, he also cannot spell emergency.

He should SOTP making a complete ass of himself.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Slob is so proud of himself!

He got a radio license for the do-nothing Care Bear Patrol!

However, and predictably, he cannot spell patrol.

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Actually, Bob, if you are a real organization you would be ineligible for a GMRS license...

Checkmate, you dope.

 

[Poutine It Here]

So Bob has $35 to get a useless license but has to beg churches for food and tires?

 

[S O T P]

So Bob has $35 to get a useless license but has to beg churches for food and tires?

Slob has his priorities, as selfish, foolish, and utterly askew as they are.

His roof has leaked for 10 years but, he needed that license.

Which is as useful as Rene's smartwatch.

He has no competition as the Village Idiot.

A title he truly deserves.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just get Rene one of these. She wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Time to Learn Smartwatch, early role-play toy with music and lights for baby and toddlers, (and fat retarded live-in girlfriends)​

 

[S O T P]

Just get Rene one of these. She wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Time to Learn Smartwatch, early role-play toy with music and lights for baby and toddlers, (and fat retarded live-in girlfriends)​

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This would be worth begging every real pastor within a 100-mile radius for.

Spell Stop.

S O T P

That is incorrect. How stupid are you?

Just get Rene one of these. She wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Time to Learn Smartwatch, early role-play toy with music and lights for baby and toddlers, (and fat retarded live-in girlfriends)​

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It's fiance/wife.

Get it straight you moron.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

It's getting to be that time of year again, when Bob's two sons, 1st and 2nd Timothy,
sit their children down and explain why grandpa lard ass never buys them christmas presents.
Poor kids. They had no say in the fact that Bob is their grandfather.
It's bad enough that he passed on his mutated DNA, but no gifts??
Come on Bob! At least draw some lines on a stick and give them "snow gauges".